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offline bingob on 2007-11-09 02:07 [#02142129]
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Hello. They say dogs are mans best friend, but hey! I don't
believe it. It's just another trick from those big american
corporations to make me buy more dogs. I won't let them fool
me. Here we can make a list of things that are more friends
to us than dogs. Ok? I think we can mention 1000 things. I
start:

1. Vagina (most obvious)
2. Breats (most from woman, but I can live with mantits if
shaved)
3. The Tuss
4. Technics 1210
5. Kittens (they are uglier than dogs when they grow up, but
cuter than puppies when they are cat-kids).
6. Soulseek
7. bingob
8. Beer
9. Kebabs (the ones with quality, not with rat-meat in it)
10. Record from EOD: EAP-tracks (not that good, but shows
the troubled mind of young man)
11. Boomkat
12. Grafitti
13. Hash-pipe (the song)
14. Hash-pipe (the object)
15. Italian style pizza (not that shit they eat in USA)

I have to think of some more...


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2007-11-09 02:13 [#02142132]
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Xltroll


 

offline bingob on 2007-11-09 02:14 [#02142133]
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you should have it with numbers:
16. xltroll


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2007-11-09 02:16 [#02142134]
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anything really. even old cheese

i have a hateful streak towards mutts


 

offline bingob on 2007-11-09 02:16 [#02142136]
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17. kids who likes both merzbow and plone


 

offline staz on 2007-11-09 02:18 [#02142137]
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what


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2007-11-09 02:20 [#02142138]
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18. Hot dogs


 

offline bingob on 2007-11-09 02:22 [#02142139]
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That's also right!


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2007-11-09 02:25 [#02142140]
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guns


 

offline big from lsg on 2007-11-09 02:26 [#02142141]
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19. puppies


 

offline bingob on 2007-11-09 02:31 [#02142142]
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20. dwarfs
21. menatlly disabled ones



 

offline bingob on 2007-11-09 02:32 [#02142143]
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22. women
23. red wine (spanish not french)


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2007-11-09 02:36 [#02142145]
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24. lube


 

offline Resident Evil from heat some coffee, mmm, mmm (Australia) on 2007-11-09 03:54 [#02142162]
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25. :iconstrawberry-poo-kmoo:.
26. STAB STAB STAB
27. Taiwan
28. a true hairless Chinese Crested 6 year old
29. Egg Foo Bidet
30. Pepsi Nazi slur
31. Pepsi Nazi slurpee
32. blowjob indian sluggie
33. Cock Machine Hire.
34. dirty slut
35. JavaScript-enabled browser
36. Ableton
37. no bass
38. 'Real Time' CD Recorders
39. rom-coms
40. a nuclear capable Brazil
41. Khomeini
42. Evil Zionists
43. acid rain
44. Dunno
45. Vikings
46. Bradley's Beat 12"
47. penis simply fell over from the weight of the wet
plaster
48. Spanners
49. Concerned Women for Immigration Problems in Norway
50. Breast Augmentation
51. Shipwrecks
52. bag of gammers


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-11-09 05:06 [#02142186]
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25. Time-wasting


 

offline bingob on 2007-11-09 05:10 [#02142188]
Points: 675 Status: Lurker



26. ads
Free MySpace Layouts|Personal Car Finance|Food Link
Exchange|Fast Loans|Keira Knightley Pictures
Free pictures of dogs|see your dog hand painted

why do they think people who want to see pics of dogs also
want to see pics og kiera knightly?



 

offline big from lsg on 2007-11-09 05:15 [#02142191]
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27. bingob's mom


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2007-11-09 05:16 [#02142192]
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28. jenkem


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-11-09 05:18 [#02142194]
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You're not American, avoid using their atrocious
alternatives to our dying language.


 

offline big from lsg on 2007-11-09 05:21 [#02142196]
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nono I speak american, not english


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-11-09 05:26 [#02142200]
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Shame on you--they hate the principles of your fine country.


 

offline big from lsg on 2007-11-09 05:39 [#02142211]
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but that's not related to the language


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2007-11-10 07:27 [#02142418]
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The American language is awesome!


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2007-11-10 07:33 [#02142420]
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A mans best friend is his penis.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-11-10 08:26 [#02142428]
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Except language is one of the most important brain-washing
tools, and by this universal adoption of their language, it
makes it easier to instil their skewed version of 'culture'
and 'reality' upon the globe.


 

offline big from lsg on 2007-11-10 08:44 [#02142432]
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i like most of america and recycle
and i like 'mom' more than 'mum', it's a bastard word anyway
imo


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-11-10 08:48 [#02142434]
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It's true that their education & healthcare systems are
second-to-none, and that their poor are well-treated and
that their legal system is first-rate, not to mention their
cult-of-celebrity being a healthy source of
life-inspiration. I guess it's just Iowa I have a problem
with.


 

offline big from lsg on 2007-11-10 09:17 [#02142442]
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it's a simple country, that's what i like about it


 

offline Sandy from Morocco (Morocco) on 2007-11-11 13:38 [#02142766]
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That's understandable. I don't think too many Americans like
Iowa either.


 

offline Sandy from Morocco (Morocco) on 2007-11-11 13:49 [#02142771]
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oh and....

29. my right hand. it's been helpful..... very helpful...


 


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