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offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-11-22 16:57 [#02146924]
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"i wonder if Richard is busy because of
Thanksgiving"


Every time I check this thread there is a little golden
nugget of genius that cements my belief that, if I were
Richard, I would come to places like this every time I
needed a little cheering up.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2007-11-22 17:01 [#02146925]
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he's probably been on here, just probably never signed up or
anything.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2007-11-22 18:52 [#02146987]
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I think he used Ableton for most of Hangable Auto Bulb

cause near the end of Wabby Legs , it sounds just like the
Resonator Device on the drum/bongo sound that comes in at
about 4 minutes.

i just love how he slices beats like that in variations, it
sounds like locusts flying over your head



 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2007-11-22 21:00 [#02147020]
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Ableton didn't even exist when he made HAB pulsecock.



 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2007-11-22 21:27 [#02147023]
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Aphex does sound like he has a time machine and can get
software from the future


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-11-23 00:49 [#02147033]
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What's "thanksgiving"?


 

offline leonid_olusegun from outside your window on 2007-11-23 02:54 [#02147055]
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he released Ableton for public use after the success of HAB.


 

offline Chin Bwoy Phat from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-11-23 05:03 [#02147097]
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this forum is embarrassing.


 

offline E-man from Rixensart (Belgium) on 2007-11-23 07:49 [#02147119]
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but it's funny, those kids!!! :D


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2007-11-23 09:13 [#02147135]
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fuck i guess im not smart enough to be a part of the aphex
twin club

suck my pulsecock


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2007-11-23 09:20 [#02147139]
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i know aphexs secret, and its secreted into my pulsing cock,
and all of you rediculous old-timers will never know it,
unless you suck it from me


 

offline Chin Bwoy Phat from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-11-23 11:38 [#02147177]
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yeah yeah briliant.


 

offline jules from United States on 2007-11-25 07:40 [#02147561]
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is richard really that scared to put something out under the
aphex name again? seriously.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-11-25 08:05 [#02147563]
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why do you think he'd be scared?


 

offline jules from United States on 2007-11-25 08:56 [#02147573]
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just going by what mr burroughs said plus, i mean its been
like 6 or 7 years since a release by that name, wtf....what
else could it be? he is obviously not done, and if he is
still around, what is he waiting for. the longer you make
people wait, the better it has to be. if his follow up to
drukqs comes 7 years after it, it better top that record in
every way, which i dont think is possible.


 

offline Chin Bwoy Phat from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-11-25 17:46 [#02147832]
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seriously, what THE FUCK are you on about??


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-11-25 21:25 [#02147849]
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hes going to release Men03 and piss every one of you off,
cept a few of us who likes the Men Records

innitorsomethign'


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-11-25 21:56 [#02147851]
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Richard, To Cure A Weakling Child (Contour Regard) is 1000%
perfect and you should still use whatever creation process
you used for that instead of recording your parents sing
happy birthday to you (which is a copyrighted song by the
way so I shall alert the authorities in case they missed
it).


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2007-11-25 23:45 [#02147857]
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there are Men records?

Why can't we just let people release music without pressure
so that maybe they can have a good time making it and be
happy to let it out into the world instead of expecting a
shit storm of criticism ad nauseam from a bunch of fan boys?
Myself included.



 

offline Bill Burroughs from Colombia on 2007-11-26 08:51 [#02147943]
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I appreciate that these revelations have brought your world
crashing down.


 

offline jules from United States on 2007-11-26 17:50 [#02148061]
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what am i on about? i dont understand the question. please
rephrase so i may answer. thanks.


 

offline 1up from greater manchester (United Kingdom) on 2007-11-27 03:36 [#02148122]
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fight! fight! fight!


 

offline Chin Bwoy Phat from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-11-27 03:36 [#02148123]
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I didn't understand what your point was in your earlier
post. but never mind now....


 

offline jules from United States on 2007-11-27 06:21 [#02148142]
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oh, ok...gotcha


 

offline jules from United States on 2007-11-27 12:51 [#02148256]
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for the record, i wasn't trying to be a jerk, i genuinely
didn't understand what you meant


 

offline rad smiles on 2007-11-27 13:27 [#02148261]
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i wonder if Richard D James likes the Conet Project.


 

offline Bill Burroughs from Colombia on 2007-11-29 03:24 [#02148695]
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it's a fucking disgrace


 

offline rad smiles on 2007-11-29 06:29 [#02148707]
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xltronic is a fucking disgrace


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-11-29 09:06 [#02148716]
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"EDDIE MURPHY" = Aphex


 

offline thecrimsonguard from ∞ (United States) on 2007-11-29 09:35 [#02148717]
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Aphex Twin's secret is he works at McDonalds with Bill
Burroughs. bill burroughs was passed over by Ricky for the
fry master promotion. Richard D James is also a 300 pound
black woman who died 100 years ago in a drug deal gone wrong


 

offline Chin Bwoy Phat from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-11-29 11:56 [#02148745]
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that is actually true.


 

offline Cnut from the future on 2011-08-28 19:15 [#02420022]
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interesting


 

offline taking_the_piz on 2011-08-28 20:20 [#02420023]
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The whole idea about posting at xlt was making everyone
believe you're RDJ.

Lets be grateful for our fake Cornish accents not to
translate into text very well.


 

offline illfates from space (United States) on 2011-08-29 05:47 [#02420033]
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dear fuckers

please continue making me believe that I occasionally read
richard d james words on here.

the fantasies of what could be are what keep me alive

there is no without them

someday i'll meet him, even if its when he's old and so am
I.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2011-08-30 03:26 [#02420065]
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xltronic


 

offline robbie_eleckt from time to time on 2011-09-03 15:37 [#02420202]
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far out


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2011-09-04 00:58 [#02420220]
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well aphex has a point. and surely IDM (what a pointless
wank term) died a long time ago? autechre have been shite
for years, boards have split, majority of the rephlex back
catalogue just try and sound like aphex, or certainly would
not have produced the type and style of music had aphex had
not done so first. just listen to he quality and depth of
the analord stuff, fair enough its a few years old, but even
at the time it blew every other 'IDM' track out of the
water. the current 'scene' is drab boring and uninventive.
it stinks of pigshit. and if you disagree with me, thats
fine - because i have just caught sight of myself in the
mirror, and i am the most attractive person i have ever
seen, and i am the best looking person on this messageboard
by far.

i had curry for tea, (chicken tikka masala). It was ok, rice
was a bit watery to be honest, and there was a lack of
flavour to the naan bread. way too doughy.



 

offline DADONCK from here on 2011-09-04 01:17 [#02420228]
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virtual reality machines


 

offline RussellDust on 2011-09-04 01:46 [#02420232]
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"Kirt was definitely a deep thinker, and was murdered for
his belief in truth and freedom. Just another sacrifice for
trying to reveal the New World Order."

Christ.

Sorry, i'm not having a go or anything...but i mean come
on...rock is dead, music is dead...argh.. he doesn't even
realise he's basically bigging himself up here.

Once something has been put in a box and categorised it's
bound to "die". Because it's been put in a box and once it
evolves you have to find another name for it. Like
jungle/drum and bass back in the mid nineties... take away
that break and what does it become? Something else.

drunk posting...could regret this


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2011-09-04 02:37 [#02420240]
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true... the genre thing.

the video was just funny because hes talking about the same
things that some people in this forum said about idm: that
the kids dont care about it, its disguisting to see what
happened, people just do it to get laid.

and then hes talking about cyberspace and about getting
addicted to the VR machines... lol



 

offline RussellDust on 2011-09-04 02:48 [#02420241]
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so dadonck (in caps)...A/S/L?


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2011-09-04 03:08 [#02420242]
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im a guy , im almost 30 and im from germany

dissapointed? :)


 

offline RussellDust on 2011-09-04 03:23 [#02420243]
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No not at all disappointed. So i guess you're 29?

"i like short women...erm, tall women. brunettes are
something and so are redheads and blondes... like allsorts
of women" aww bless him.. oh wow that goes a bit weird at
the end! seems fake even. shame.

Well, we are neighbours, DADO..


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2011-09-04 03:33 [#02420245]
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really beautiful.i can see talent


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2011-09-04 03:35 [#02420246]
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hello neighbour.

yes im 29. and the video is fake, i think so too :D


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2011-09-04 04:24 [#02420249]
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and KEN your post was funey! lollo


 

offline illfates from space (United States) on 2011-09-04 06:29 [#02420250]
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DADONCK
i saw lupe fiasco perform that song in front of 50,000
people a few years ago, at the same event I am going to
tomorrow afternoon (bumbershoot in seattle WA).. tomorrow it
will be whiz khalifa. we'll seee...


 

offline illfates from space (United States) on 2011-09-04 06:29 [#02420251]
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i mean: superstar


 

offline illfates from space (United States) on 2011-09-04 06:31 [#02420252]
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also, that video was blerpy.


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2011-09-04 11:57 [#02420254]
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i guess though that if you spent all of your time making
music you would get possessive about it, and even aphex must
care on some level what people think about his stuff. plus
if all you ever do is make tunes, when you come to put it
out it must be emotionally exhausting. or maybe im just
talking out my arse and its actually really great fun and
everybody loves you for it.


 


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