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offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-10-18 10:01 [#02134526]
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http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0011/0011_01.asp


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2007-10-18 10:06 [#02134527]
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DON'T CLICK, VIRUS!


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-10-18 10:07 [#02134528]
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Get behind thee satan!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-10-18 10:32 [#02134541]
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It's not a virus, it's a chick tract on halloween. I
remember the controversy when my church youth club had a
halloween fancy dress party.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-10-18 10:38 [#02134546]
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NO PORN. HOW COULD YOU!!! |-(


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-10-18 10:52 [#02134552]
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i tried to find the chick tract on pornography, but no
dice.

suffice to say, according to chick pornography is like
poking the savior in the eye with a flaming kebob, don't do
it.


 

offline D-Steak from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2007-10-18 13:26 [#02134651]
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That's completely fabricated as I'm sure you all know. My
family and I have enjoyed placing sharp objects in candy on
Halloween for generations and we aren't Satanists.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-10-18 16:08 [#02134748]
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I was so 'stoked' because I found what I thought were a
bunch of liberty caps. Then I compared them to other
pictures and it seems they lacked the conspicuous cone on
top but otherwise looked the same.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-10-18 16:10 [#02134751]
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Oh my god! Why didn't someone tell me that xltronic slipmats
are limited? I better get four right now in case they
run out!


 

offline mrgypsum on 2007-10-18 22:14 [#02134832]
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its kind of funny, its a real lol


 

offline D-Steak from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2007-10-19 08:14 [#02134955]
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My brothers, read the last four cells of this one for
salvation - happy halloween!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-10-19 08:23 [#02134961]
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Anyone got the Cthulhu chick tract parody to hand?


 

offline chaosmachine from Ottawa (Canada) on 2007-10-19 08:28 [#02134964]
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Halloween was an inside job.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-10-19 09:13 [#02134999]
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LAZY_CATHOLICISM WON'T SAVE YOU!


 

offline mrgypsum on 2007-10-19 10:15 [#02135022]
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apparently catholicism is a whore, created by satan and
propagated by pagans. wow, i learned so much from that. im
glad its all based on scientific fact, he names his
references well - and preaches so subtly.


 

offline D-Steak from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2007-10-19 10:29 [#02135044]
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I love when the guy says out of no where, "Can you prove all
this?"

"Yes."


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2007-10-19 10:56 [#02135048]
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imho, jesus warned about all institutional attempts to
assume representation of his teachings. these warnings,
which are part of the texts found at nag hammadi, egypt,
were excised from all conventional bibles (including those
used by the catholic church and all so-called orthodox
churches and good old jack chick).

satan makes a perfect scapegoat, though, a mythical beast
responsible for all of our sins.

although i can't find the pornography chick tract, here's my
favorite quote:

at one point, a teenager enraptured with pornographic images
exclaims "if porn is wrong, i don't want to be right!"
classic chick!


 


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