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Hello. This is what is called a scenario I would ask you about. Premises are this: you are the last human on earth, virgin or not. All the animals are here and you decide you should do something to save the human species. Problem is, you have to breed with an animal. So, you need to find an animal that a) can make a useful almost-human species b) is sexy enough to bone c) gives you funny looking/acting children because all TV is also dead and you are bored and need a laugh. Let's also say that monkeys are also all dead because monkeypeople are a boring and obvious choice plus some of them monkeys have nasty asses hanging out. Discuss! |
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hi, i didn't read your post and never will bye |
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bignob i'd f@k a dolphin 'cause they're like funnay and all |
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a bird?. |
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foxes, bitch! |
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She's brown sugar and spice but if you don't treat her nice |
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Foxy Brown, ladies and gentlemen! |
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The Nazis tried breeding german shepards with jewish women to make werewolf-life soldiers, but it didn't work. I'm sure some biologically-inclined person will be able to explain why. |
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It's because nazis are biologically cruel, and mother nature stops them. But in this case, mother nature gives us this mission and it will work |
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Birds and dolphins are good answers, cause I want my kids to be able to fly but also to be able to build underwater cities like in Bioshock |
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Is Bioshock as good as people make out? I quite like system shock 1&2 (which I understand is in some way related) and similar type games like Deus Ex etc. |
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I only played the demo. It's funny cause it's underwater, and it's not funny casue the monsters are so noisy. Didn't like the screamingwoman |
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I am DLing the demo of System Shock 2 at the moment to see if my laptop's graphics card is up to running it. If it is, I'll get System Shock 2. I don't like underwater bits in FPS games. That fish monster thing from halflife still freaks me out and when I'm swimming in the sea at night after a few beers I imagine one in the water watching me. |
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Haha, yes it's nasty. You need to breed with dolphins so your kids can protect you from Half-Life fish. I hope for scary underwater part in episode 2 |
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hahaha...that's batshit! Those crazy krauts. |
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Yes, that is the one. Evil looking things and the time you encounter it near the dam is the scariest bit of Half Life 1, IMO. It would be worth mating with dolphins just so that my progeny could outswim such a monstrosity. |
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A panther |
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I do hope you're not encouraging bestiality, Mr Bingob. |
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No sir! |
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Good. Consider this a polite warning. Now put that tongue away and be off with you. |
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a bingob |
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i was gonna say a bingob and i still am |
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At this point in time, I'm going to suggest a tag-team. |
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this bingob's not big enough for the two of us |
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where do iput my cum |
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a dumbo octopus |
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Niiiice choice! |
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thank you discovery channel |
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you're welcome. |
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