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I bought a can of 'shredded sauerkraut'. It's like eating shredded lettuce topped with chlorine. I took one bite and threw the rest away, and that's my amazing sauerkraut story. When you lead as interesting a life as I, you tend to build up a lot of such stories. |
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try choucroute garnie motherfucker |
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my fav is a red one |
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why the hell did you buy that stuff, you crazy meng |
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meng |
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I'm glad you asked, as it brings up another interesting life experience I had. Gather around and I shall tell you a tale of my sauerkraut purchase. I was in the 'grocery store' one day, you see. And I was in an aisle with canned vegetables, probably trying not to make eye contact with the 'humans' who frequent such places. Well, as sure as taco soul mix is the best song in the universe, I spotted a can, spot I did, depicting one of the most fascinating looking vegetables I have ever seen on the cover. Taken aback I was, as I stood there marveling at this wonder, my tail twitching to and fro in the frosty morning dew of the flourescent Phil Collins intercom music. Well sir, I am not a risk taker, no siree. For the past 7 years I had eated Frosted Cheerios for breakfast, lunch and dinner. But... maybe just this once I would bite the bullet and try something new. With butterflies in my stomach, I put one can of sauerkraut in my cart. Well it was terrible so the moral of the story is don't try new things. Frosted Cheerios had never let me down and I felt like a traitor to them. I am sorry Frosted Cheerios, please forgive me! |
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hahaha, you had me at "taco soul mix." |
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I'm more depressed than depression. It's constantly raining in my heart. |
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God and I have a mutual apology. I'm sorry for being born and he's sorry for creating me. Ohh damnn. |
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I'm gonna splatter my brains in your face. |
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I'm gonna write a sauerkraut song soon. |
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If you could record yourself saying "I love sauerkraut, it is delicious - I love sauerkraut, it's not malicious" in the most fake British accent ever, that would be good. |
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At least you can tie your own shoes instead of being one of them nancy boys and their Velcro shoes. |
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Whenever i'm feeling a bit under the weather i'll drink a glass of pure sauekraut juice. I know it sounds a tad gross but i really feel the benefits. It even makes my mouth water. |
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you are a sick, sick fuck |
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hahaha |
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Ladies love cool Russell! |
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my god. noone eats sauerkraut alone ! dip some in mashmashmashed potatoes with fried onions and there you go... have some meat beside it. also its not served sour everywhere. bavarians for example have a very mild sauerkraut tendered with sliced apples for the taste |
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it's excellent, best vegetable ever. |
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Yes. Sauerkraut + Meat = Future. Monoid = Truth. |
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:) its crap, i never make it, because im not into this sort of kitchen, but its healthy and can be served really tasty |
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sausage |
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stop eating sauerkraut it will destroy your mind stop eating sauerkraut it will make you blind stop eating sauerkraut it will make your cats sick stop eating sauerkraut it will encapsulate your dick stop eating sauerkraut it will snuggle you to death stop eating sauerkraut it will give you very bad breath stop eating sauerkraut it will poison your cunt stop eating sauerkraut it will make you a runt sauerkraut is good for no one sauerkraut is deliciously unfun tastes like sour piss and shit like an ancient pensioner's clit sauerkraut sauerkraut destroys my soul my dedication is totally void this acidic beastly meal is ruining my flowa i'd better go to the fields of magnificent snow where sauerkraut lives no more and smelly people can die in gas chambers like so many idm fans did in the war oohhh mp3 soon |
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I do realize the seriousness and urgency of your request, so many apologies for not being prompt. I had to defend my femurs from a platypus invasion from the koimpkt dimension; you know how it is. "I love, it is delicious - I love sauerkraut, it's not malicious" I checked my cupboards for a british accent but all I could find was a chinese one. Now I shall have happy fun time listening to your new contribution to the seminal xltronic genre!! |
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Tinned fod is great, 'cause it lasts forever. |
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*fod? I meant food. "Fod is scouse for "forehead". That is all. |
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"Oh the humanity!", in a good way. It... is... beautiful. ... Beautiful like sauerkraut... |
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what the FUCKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk this isnt what i REQUESTED |
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I usually eat some sort of tinned meat with rice and veg for tea. It's the cheapest way to have a decent tea every night. Princes tinned steak is nice. |
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