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         |  bingob
             on 2007-09-27 02:19 [#02125314] Points: 675 Status: Lurker
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 | What is best if you try to seduce a girl? I'm not talking Marvin Gay, more Warp-style
 
 
 
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         |  ijonspeches
             from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2007-09-27 02:27 [#02125315] Points: 8089 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | nightmares on wax ! 
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         |  nend
             from ldn (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-27 02:28 [#02125316] Points: 151 Status: Lurker
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 | drexciya or ae 
 
 
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         |  bingob
             on 2007-09-27 02:30 [#02125317] Points: 675 Status: Lurker | Followup to nend: #02125316
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 | It's too noisy! 
 
 
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         |  ijonspeches
             from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2007-09-27 02:31 [#02125318] Points: 8089 Status: Regular | Followup to nend: #02125316 | Show recordbag
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 | wish my girl would go for that kinda stuff 
 
 
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         |  isnieZot
             from pooptown (Belgium) on 2007-09-27 02:59 [#02125325] Points: 4949 Status: Lurker
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 | merzbow! 
 
 
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         |  1up
             from greater manchester (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-27 03:05 [#02125326] Points: 2302 Status: Regular
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 | baltimora - tarzan boy. 
 
 
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         |  oyvinto
             on 2007-09-27 05:14 [#02125346] Points: 8197 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag
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 | i've tried boc and røyksopp lately. it worked. i'll do now next time.
 
 
 
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         |  ijonspeches
             from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2007-09-27 08:14 [#02125413] Points: 8089 Status: Regular | Followup to oyvinto: #02125346 | Show recordbag
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 | yep, røyksopp is lady killer too nice for having a dinner
 ...and dessert ;)
 
 
 
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         |  recycle
             from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-09-27 08:15 [#02125418] Points: 40933 Status: Lurker
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 | N'sync 
 
 
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         |  misantroll
             from Switzerland on 2007-09-27 08:21 [#02125427] Points: 2151 Status: Lurker
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 | DMX Krew 
 
 
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         |  cuntychuck
             from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2007-09-27 08:23 [#02125428] Points: 8603 Status: Lurker | Followup to misantroll: #02125427
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 | hahhhaa.. NO.. i can tell you from experience.. NO. 
 
 
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         |  recycle
             from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-09-27 08:25 [#02125432] Points: 40933 Status: Lurker | Followup to cuntychuck: #02125428
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 | *imagines Cunty trying to mount a hot chick, puts in DMX KREW, and she kicks him off of her*
 
 "I aint listening to no KREW, and we are done" She tells
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         |  ijonspeches
             from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2007-09-27 08:38 [#02125443] Points: 8089 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | hahaha, well even my 80´s gal doesnt go for it.
 though some sounded nice to her
 
 the main thing is this:
 women like vocals
 and not any funny or high pitched ones, no...
 the real singing (ugh)
 
 thats a big issue on the whole idm/women story
 and thats the way the ball bounces
 
 and yes im an expert on women of course
 know everything and am always right, yes :/
 
 
 
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         |  tolstoyed
             from the ocean on 2007-09-27 08:48 [#02125447] Points: 50073 Status: Moderator
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 | vincent gallo from warp..first depress the hell out of her, then comfort her..
 
 
 
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         |  oyvinto
             on 2007-09-27 08:54 [#02125448] Points: 8197 Status: Lurker | Followup to cuntychuck: #02125428 | Show recordbag
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 | good time girl 
 
 
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         |  cuntychuck
             from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2007-09-27 10:27 [#02125480] Points: 8603 Status: Lurker
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 | ulrich schnauss! 
 
 
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         |  mortsto-x
             from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2007-09-27 10:32 [#02125481] Points: 8062 Status: Lurker | Followup to cuntychuck: #02125480
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 | Yes. Finally a good idea 
 
 
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         |  obara
             from Utrecht on 2007-09-27 10:33 [#02125484] Points: 19430 Status: Regular | Followup to nend: #02125316
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 | or the other people place 
 
 
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         |  QRDL
             from Poland on 2007-09-27 18:49 [#02125647] Points: 2838 Status: Lurker
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 | Robotobibok - Jogging 
 Not really Warp style. Significantly better that average
 Warp stuff even from the old days. She put it on herself.
 And I was completely put off, I need Barry.
 
 
 
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         |  Sano
             on 2007-09-27 19:58 [#02125662] Points: 2502 Status: Lurker
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 | Air 
 
 
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         |  hedphukkerr
             from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-09-27 21:30 [#02125664] Points: 8833 Status: Regular
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 | votes for air, portishead, roysksopp, hot chip and i monster.
 
 
 
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         |  bingob
             on 2007-09-28 01:14 [#02125677] Points: 675 Status: Lurker
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 | I will do some seducing this weekend, and I will report to you about it. I will put on some nice tunes. I will not put
 on hip hop and 50 cent and that stuff. It's all just "Hey Yo
 Bitch I'm gonna slap you in the nuts!" It won't help me get
 some.
 
 
 
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         |  TonyFish
             from the realm of our dreams on 2007-09-28 08:54 [#02125823] Points: 3349 Status: Lurker
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 | Biosphere - Cirque 
 
 
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         |  Drunken Mastah
             from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-28 09:11 [#02125827] Points: 35867 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag
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 | Theme from Hotel Cæsar 
 
 
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         |  vlari
             from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2007-09-28 10:35 [#02125860] Points: 13915 Status: Regular
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 | JIMI TENOR FOR FUCKSAKE 
 
 
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         |  retape
             from http://retape.net (Norway) on 2007-09-28 10:37 [#02125861] Points: 2355 Status: Lurker
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 | yo bitch got nuts 
 
 
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         |  goDel
             from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-09-30 01:17 [#02126533] Points: 10240 Status: Regular
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 | too easy. play some jamie lidell. throw in some game for fools (live in paris) on repeat, turn down the lights, turn
 on the candles, a good red and you're good to go.
 
 
 
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         |  uzim
             on 2007-09-30 03:49 [#02126546] Points: 17716 Status: Lurker
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 | if she's a robot : Autechre. 
 if she's a killer robot on drugs : Gantz Graf by
 Autechre.
 
 if she's not : depends on her personality, her musical
 tastes... just ask her! (i tend to think of Warp music as
 pretty unromantic, but you never know)
 
 
 
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         |  bingob
             on 2007-09-30 05:50 [#02126579] Points: 675 Status: Lurker | Followup to bingob: #02125677
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 | So I did try to seduce this italian girl last night. I played lot's of bords of canada and ulrich snauss, and all
 went good until we talked about sexual fantasies, and I
 talked about something I read about on the internet and
 she was like calling me a pig and a stronzo and she said
 normal people doesn't do that, and I said "wikipedia says
 it's true", but no.  I think I will try some pop-ballads
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         |  yoyoyo
             from cornwall on 2007-09-30 07:06 [#02126594] Points: 1543 Status: Lurker
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 | there is no such thing as ism but i would say powerpill pacman
 
 
 
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         |  uzim
             on 2007-09-30 07:48 [#02126603] Points: 17716 Status: Lurker | Followup to yoyoyo: #02126594
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 | Powerpill Pacman is a most excellent choice, indeed! 
 
 
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         |  hedphukkerr
             from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-09-30 11:09 [#02126691] Points: 8833 Status: Regular | Followup to bingob: #02126579
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 | dude, that is gross. not piggish necessarily imo but definitely gross.
 
 and definitely not what you tell a female is your
 deepest fantasy.
 
 
 
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         |  goDel
             from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-09-30 11:57 [#02126733] Points: 10240 Status: Regular
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 | hey, wait a minute. did someone say "intelligent sex"? what the beat. i gotta tell you though, i've got a very large IQ
 when it comes to sex! :D
 
 
 
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         |  uzim
             on 2007-09-30 14:40 [#02126802] Points: 17716 Status: Lurker | Followup to goDel: #02126733
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 | real IDM people not only dance intelligently, they also have intelligent sex, walk intelligently, breathe intelligently,
 sleep intelligently... they even take intelligent dumps.
 
 
 
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         |  leonid_olusegun
             from outside your window on 2007-10-01 14:59 [#02127171] Points: 858 Status: Lurker
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 | hmm bjork is probably one of my favourites to listen to.  i improvised a grotto one christmas and then listened to
 vespertine from inside :)
 
 
 
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         |  Brisk
             from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-10-01 15:09 [#02127174] Points: 4667 Status: Lurker
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 | Play her some merzbow, stick the db to breaking point. When she collapses on the floor due to the full sonic assault,
 its time to hit her with the poopy dick. If you're
 particularly efficient, you can get it over with before she
 realises. If she does start to ask questions, just blame the
 bass.
 
 
 
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