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i've had a sore arse all day. then i get in the bath. then i get out the bath and there is 5p in the bath. i think i had 5p up my arse all day. |
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scrub your arse |
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good story |
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Is it corroded from the arse acids (arsids)? |
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on the contrary, it was really shiny. |
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cool, swallow it and check your arse tomorrow for 10p |
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remind me to try and log in as you to see if your password is the same as your name. |
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5p's stick to you wonderfully. were you lying in a bed of money with you manslave? |
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i really laughed a lot at this |
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i spent about 1min 54 seconds trying to pick up a 5p at a supermarket ....it seemed like forever .There was a que at the till n sainburys and i just couldnt pick it up . it was impossible. it was a horrible experience. i felt like a numbty! in the end i had to find a piece of paper out of my bag to slip under it...took about 25 secs to find the paper too....not only that i had a runny nose. i cant remember what i spent it on ? it is now estimated there are over 124.6 million lost 5p pieces. everyone in england has lost at least 4 x 5ps down the backs of sofas drains , in the grass, and other rude places as expressed by iiiii. i just estimated that. i wonder if im right? |
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no im half wrong 250 million 5p' have been lost ! ( but its not all sad news) 50 million have been found. ....although only 2.6 percent were picked up successfully , spent and re circulated, |
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destroy your mind |
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yeah go to Salisbury's with a big bag of 5ps and drop them all . spend the next 3 days picking them up. |
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imagine how it would be to be at the top making arse money |
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energy conversion : converting your bodies energy ( from tea and toast in the morning ) to money ( stored human energy) Some men have to pick up a thousand bust bins a week to earn just enough money to get by in life Some men only have to pick up the phone to make the same amount the dustbin man makes in his entire life. some women only have to flick their hairs to obtain half (and more) the amount the guy on the phone makes in his entire life. haha.. I know women do work hard im just giving a funny example ...do not write me hate mail chicks...get a life. ( i know you hate males) i must stop typing. |
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bust * dust |
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