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         |  blaaard
             from Imatra (close to sky) (Finland) on 2007-09-16 11:41 [#02120494] Points: 1207 Status: Addict
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 | i'll receive my first pack of oink invites soon. three of them will be available exclusively right here.
 
 rules: make me laugh, don't be annoying. don't post your
 e-mail address, don't ask for an invite. don't beg.
 
 
 
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         |  manicminer
             from Paris (France) on 2007-09-16 12:17 [#02120503] Points: 1423 Status: Lurker
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 | Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.
 
 
 
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         |  Resident Evil
             from heat some coffee, mmm, mmm (Australia) on 2007-09-16 12:41 [#02120506] Points: 1643 Status: Lurker
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 | I don't want an OiNK invite, so giving me one would be akin to an act of conceptual art, and therefore perhaps the only
 important thing you'll ever do with your life.
 
 
 
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         |  _gvarek_
             from next to you (Poland) on 2007-09-16 15:14 [#02120549] Points: 4882 Status: Lurker
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 | OK people I have 9 invites and feel bad about it, so please apply and help me get rid of this overwhelming sense of
 guilt and disgust...
 
 
 
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         |  PS
             on 2007-09-16 15:25 [#02120553] Points: 1876 Status: Lurker
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 | gardenswords at g mail dot com 
 You're not joking are you?
 
 
 
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         |  hedphukkerr
             from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-09-16 16:39 [#02120587] Points: 8833 Status: Regular | Followup to PS: #02120553
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 | PS: that's not funny. 
 i have three extra invites and im giving them to real life
 people.
 
 
 
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         |  stefano_azevedo
             from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2007-09-16 16:54 [#02120589] Points: 4396 Status: Regular | Followup to hedphukkerr: #02120587
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 | real... LIFE... PEOPLE!??? 
 
 
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         |  obara
             from Utrecht on 2007-09-16 16:59 [#02120591] Points: 19430 Status: Regular | Followup to stefano_azevedo: #02120589
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 | not you 
 
 
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         |  obara
             from Utrecht on 2007-09-16 17:00 [#02120592] Points: 19430 Status: Regular
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 | i can't understand the laziness of people nowadays when you have .....oh crap, nevermind
 
 
 
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         |  freqy
             on 2007-09-16 17:45 [#02120599] Points: 18724 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | I've been kidding the whole time...i have lots of invites .YES !!
 
 it,s just i'm completely nutty and want more ! !more more
 more.
 
 then i'm gong to put ALL the invites on to a CD and BURN
 them in the street singing and dancing (I might even skip a
 little bit)  around the big  fire ...with a multi camera
 video shoot for a youtube broadcast across the land for
 everyone to get a really really really good look at my UK
 underpants ..which will have piggies all over them.
 
 whilst this is going on i shall be down loading an mp3 off
 soul seek.. the same one i've been downloading for the past
 3 days,.
 
 and shall then retire to my home refreshed,(perhaps a little
 sweaty) but thoroughly forfilled after my torrent fire
 dance.
 Whilst i  read all your lovely comments on youtube i will
 sip on  a nice cupa tea listening to my well earned george
 formby mp3.
 
 freqx
 
 
 
 
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         |  w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-16 17:48 [#02120601] Points: 21639 Status: Lurker
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 | I saw my baby, crying hard as babes could cry
 What could I do?
 My baby's love had gone
 And left my baby blue
 Nobody knew..
 
 What kind of magic spell to use?
 Slime and snails
 Or puppy dog tails?
 Thunder or lightning
 Then baby said
 Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
 Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
 Put that baby's spell on me
 Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
 Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
 Put that magic jump on me
 Slap that baby, make him free!
 
 I saw my baby, trying hard as babes could try
 What could I do?
 My baby's fun had gone
 And left my baby blue
 Nobody knew...
 
 What kind of magic spell to use?
 Slime and snails
 Or puppy dog tails?
 Thunder or lightning
 Then baby said
 Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
 Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
 Put that baby's spell on me
 Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
 Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
 Put that magic jump on me
 Slap that baby, make him free!
 
 Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance) (x4)
 Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump) (x2)
 
 Put that baby's spell on me (ooh)
 
 You remind me of the babe
 (What babe?)
 The babe with the power.
 (What power?)
 The power of voodoo.
 (Who do?)
 You do.
 (Do what?)
 Remind me of the babe.
 
 Dance magic, dance, ooh ooh ooh
 Dance magic, dance magic, ooh ooh ooh
 Dance magic
 
 What kind of magic spell to use?
 Slime and snails?
 Or puppy dog tails?
 Thunder or lightning?
 Something frightening.
 
 Dance magic, dance
 Dance magic, dance
 Put that baby's spell on me
 Jump magic, jump
 Jump magic, jump
 Put that magic jump on me
 Slap that baby make him free
 Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
 Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
 Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
 Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
 Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
 Jump magic, jump
 Put that magic jump on me
 Slap that baby
 
 Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
 Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
 Dance magic, dance
 Slap that, slap that baby make him fr
 
 
 
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         |  w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-16 18:01 [#02120602] Points: 21639 Status: Lurker
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 | LAZY_TITLE 
 
 
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         |  blaaard
             from Imatra (close to sky) (Finland) on 2007-09-17 04:34 [#02120652] Points: 1207 Status: Addict | Followup to PS: #02120553
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 | disqualifieted. Freqy too. 
 
 
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         |  John IX
             from Near Dublin (Ireland) on 2007-09-17 05:10 [#02120657] Points: 109 Status: Regular
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 | I would like one. Please. 
 
 
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         |  Indeksical
             from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-17 05:24 [#02120661] Points: 10672 Status: Lurker | Followup to John IX: #02120657 | Show recordbag
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 | Did you read the first post? 
 In all seriousness what are the benefits of oink over say
 demonoid or even soulseek? Is it a speed thing?
 
 
 
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         |  John IX
             from Near Dublin (Ireland) on 2007-09-17 05:38 [#02120664] Points: 109 Status: Regular
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 | I'm searching for a certain yet-to-be-released album. 
 
 
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         |  blaaard
             from Imatra (close to sky) (Finland) on 2007-09-17 05:42 [#02120665] Points: 1207 Status: Addict | Followup to John IX: #02120657
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 | disqualified. 
 
 
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         |  PS
             on 2007-09-17 05:47 [#02120667] Points: 1876 Status: Lurker
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 | Track & Field for Nintendo. 
 
 
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         |  Mr Brazil
             from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2007-09-18 01:15 [#02120938] Points: 1970 Status: Lurker
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 | Say, blaaard, I don't mean to ruin the fun you're having in this thread, but I think you're closer to getting banned
 from Oink than getting invites. Your ratio is dire. You must
 upload more. The end is near, but you can stop it.
 
 Just a friendly reminder.
 
 
 
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         |  obara
             from Utrecht on 2007-09-18 01:21 [#02120940] Points: 19430 Status: Regular | Followup to freqy: #02120599
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 | i want a dvd of that ! 
 
 
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         |  chek2324
             from United States on 2007-09-22 09:05 [#02123015] Points: 2 Status: Regular
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 | I will take one, also willing to trade a demonoid invite for it.
 
 
 
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         |  earthleakage
             from tell the world you're winning on 2007-09-22 09:28 [#02123023] Points: 27859 Status: Regular
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 | can i have one please? 
 
 
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         |  blaaard
             from Imatra (close to sky) (Finland) on 2007-09-22 10:40 [#02123032] Points: 1207 Status: Addict
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 | you are all disqualified. i couldn't resist but downloading something huge... so it will take *some while* til i get get
 my invites... (don't worry Mr Brazil i don't plan getting
 banned :])
 
 dismisserd.!
 
 
 
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