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offline oyvinto on 2007-09-13 08:52 [#02119420]
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I love wanking, just taking long, aimless wanks around
town. It's meditative, a great opportunity to clear your
head and think. And with music, it's even better.

Recommended


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-09-13 08:54 [#02119421]
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Incredibly funny post. Congs.


 

offline oyvinto on 2007-09-13 08:56 [#02119422]
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thansk


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-09-13 09:01 [#02119426]
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Comeback


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-13 10:03 [#02119445]
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Aphex twin comeback tour 2009!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-13 10:06 [#02119447]
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Wanking to the beat of the sound (yeah)
Wanking all year round (o-oo)
Wanking makes neighbours frown
If it's in public (in public)
In publiiiiiiiiiiic! (in public)

How do you rank
On the list of wank
The world-wide list
(oo, wanking in the mist)

Frogs, trees and monkeys too
They all do it, cock-a-doodle-doo
Open your heart, let the wank in
(oo, wanking in the wind)

Wanking to the beat of the sound (yeah)
Wanking all year round (o-oo)
Wanking makes neighbours frown
If it's in public (in public)
In publiiiiiiiiiiic! (in public)

Copyright 2009: Commander Keen


 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2007-09-13 10:28 [#02119459]
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Wank you very much


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-09-13 10:48 [#02119461]
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"aimless wank around town"

i really feel sorry for the people in your town.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-09-13 10:56 [#02119464]
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i am shocked and appauled


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-13 11:08 [#02119467]
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*applause*


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2007-09-13 11:20 [#02119469]
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spin-off threads = B7


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2007-09-13 11:37 [#02119475]
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look, i would love to wank around the city, but the problem
is.. the fuickingh hills.. i dont want to be a fountain of
sweat once i get back.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-09-13 11:40 [#02119477]
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isn't a fountain of sweat inherent to a good old wank? a
wank without sweat is nothing more than a wussies wank.

*rubs 3 secs...erupts...finished*

"whew! i almost got tired!"


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-09-16 03:41 [#02120415]
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crying


 

offline iiiiiiiiii from Gloucester on 2007-09-16 03:48 [#02120417]
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wank the beat?


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2007-09-16 03:52 [#02120418]
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predictable


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2007-09-16 03:57 [#02120419]
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IDM-wank


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offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2007-09-16 06:56 [#02120441]
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You'd have to be one lazy motherfucker to use that.


 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2007-09-16 07:30 [#02120445]
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Or a busy one. It's hard to type using only one hand.


 


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