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offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2007-09-11 12:17 [#02119024]
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Laugh dammit.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-09-11 12:19 [#02119025]
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i forgot to pay the electric bill this month


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-09-11 13:21 [#02119038]
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I would love to smash somebody's face up with a fire
extinguisher. What a buzz!


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2007-09-11 13:54 [#02119051]
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I'd love to smash YOUR face in with a fire extinguisher. I
want to hear the bones crack.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-09-11 14:40 [#02119059]
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I'll do you first.


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2007-09-11 14:53 [#02119067]
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It's a deal. Ha,ha, sucker... :)


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2007-09-11 15:00 [#02119070]
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More comedy goodness!


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2007-09-11 16:18 [#02119101]
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WUUUUUNDER


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2007-09-11 17:08 [#02119105]
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GORE


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-09-11 17:23 [#02119106]
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rofl


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-09-11 17:29 [#02119108]
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That's a good one!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-11 17:48 [#02119111]
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How do you do that shit? Did that amazing girlfriend of
yours teach you how to hack?


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-09-11 17:53 [#02119112]
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I haven't had a girlfriend for about two years.

;(


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-09-11 17:57 [#02119113]
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Great wmw, now I am all depressed!


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-09-11 18:57 [#02119115]
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You can have my ex. I loaded her up with sperm and aids for
you already.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-11 19:07 [#02119118]
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In that case there's only one option for you:
destroy your mind


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2007-09-12 02:57 [#02119161]
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swears from junk sleep on 2007-09-11 16:29 [#02119108]
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#00494732.

Can someone please share the Tale Of Skyfarmer? He was a
fairly well liked member here for quite some time, then I
left for a few months, and came back to see that he was
banned. His banning has since been the most taboo of
Xltronic subjects. I would like to know what happened that
fateful day that Skyfarmer fell.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-12 03:20 [#02119165]
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When skyfarmer does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up,
he’s pushing the Earth down.

skyfarmer can slam a revolving door.

While urinating, skyfarmer is easily capable of welding
titanium.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2007-09-12 03:41 [#02119171]
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Norris.


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2007-09-13 08:27 [#02119409]
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This scene took a fire extinguisher to my innocence


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2007-09-13 10:49 [#02119462]
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A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps.
So the doctor examines her and does some tests and whatnot,
has a quick look through his medical books then says "you're
going to have to get used to the idea of long sleepless
nights full of crying and changing nappies."

"Why? Am I pregnant?" asks the woman.

"No" the doctor replies, "you've got bowel cancer."

JOKES LOL


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2007-09-15 08:34 [#02120113]
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Damn you BET!


 


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