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i forgot to pay the electric bill this month |
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I would love to smash somebody's face up with a fire extinguisher. What a buzz! |
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I'd love to smash YOUR face in with a fire extinguisher. I want to hear the bones crack. |
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I'll do you first. |
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It's a deal. Ha,ha, sucker... :) |
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rofl |
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That's a good one! |
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How do you do that shit? Did that amazing girlfriend of yours teach you how to hack? |
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I haven't had a girlfriend for about two years. ;( |
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Great wmw, now I am all depressed! |
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You can have my ex. I loaded her up with sperm and aids for you already. |
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In that case there's only one option for you: destroy your mind |
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swears from junk sleep on 2007-09-11 16:29 [#02119108] Points: 6048 Status: Addict | Followup to skyfarmer: #00494732. Can someone please share the Tale Of Skyfarmer? He was a fairly well liked member here for quite some time, then I left for a few months, and came back to see that he was banned. His banning has since been the most taboo of Xltronic subjects. I would like to know what happened that fateful day that Skyfarmer fell. |
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When skyfarmer does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. skyfarmer can slam a revolving door. While urinating, skyfarmer is easily capable of welding titanium. |
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This scene |
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A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps. So the doctor examines her and does some tests and whatnot, has a quick look through his medical books then says "you're going to have to get used to the idea of long sleepless nights full of crying and changing nappies." "Why? Am I pregnant?" asks the woman. "No" the doctor replies, "you've got bowel cancer." JOKES LOL |
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Damn you |
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