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offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2007-09-08 01:04 [#02118039]
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your stories are interesting and i love all of them. keep
writing. i <3 u


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-09-08 12:27 [#02118177]
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aw, shucks, why you gotta make me go blush like that. thank
you very much, sir.

<3


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-08 12:46 [#02118184]
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Hey hey hey!

I also think you should keep writing even though I don't
like the turn your stories have taken recently. As I've said
before: Get that "clinical, but sinister" feel back to it.
Some of them had that weird paradise thing where paradise is
utterly wrong even though nothing bad happens. If I were to
make a movie out of that feeling/mood, all the main
characters would be ugly creatures in the most beautiful
world ever and they'd all be good people. Nothing bad would
happen in the movie, but the gloss filter would throw you
off, especially during the sex scene between the two ugliest
creatures you have ever seen.


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-09-08 12:54 [#02118187]
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i shall buy a ticket to your movie. i don't know if
'clinical, but sinister' is coming back anytime soon since i
really enjoy writing plots at the moment. so far i've
written 86 pages of a saga about a girl who makes various
objects out of her dandruff.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-08 12:54 [#02118188]
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Also

Hi! Gwely is a cutie 3,14!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-08 12:57 [#02118189]
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I think maybe the obviously absurd things (making stuff out
of dandruff) are what's ruining it. It used to be that kind
of ineffable absurd where there isn't anything absurd yet
there is.

I also thoroughly recommend the beer "trappistes rochefort."
It tastes a bit like soap, but it's good non the less.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-08 13:00 [#02118193]
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I'm setting up camp in this thread.


Attached picture

 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-08 13:13 [#02118196]
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Do you want to sing on this song I'm working on?


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-09-08 13:16 [#02118197]
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yeah i'll do that for you.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-08 13:22 [#02118203]
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Get on msn or mail or somethign.


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-08 13:23 [#02118205]
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optimus prime let's make love !


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-08 13:24 [#02118208]
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You can sing too if you want.


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-08 13:28 [#02118213]
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do the L.O.V.E get ready to get FUCKED
skip to my S.E.X get ready to ignite !


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-09-08 13:32 [#02118216]
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if you're in a rush then you'll have to find someone else.
i'm at work right now and i don't get off for another 7 and
a half hours. :(


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-08 13:37 [#02118226]
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No, no rush. I probably won't get the middle section down
today anyway.


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-08 13:37 [#02118227]
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I'm getting you when you're out optimus with a red rose in
my mouth and we'll go dinner in some pink place you
affectionate !

ps : I'm missing ya


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-09-08 13:46 [#02118231]
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i miss you too, man, but i think i'm all sexed out after
last time.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-08 13:57 [#02118243]
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I heard misantroll is really a totally hot babe,


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-08 14:00 [#02118245]
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i am ho sooo dilated guys !


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-09-08 14:05 [#02118249]
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he's actually a really hot dude with some of the coolest,
most obsessive ballpoint pen drawings i've seen.


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-08 14:12 [#02118253]
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Thank you seriously man I'm touched (down there) You all can
see my ball pen drawings at : go


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-08 14:12 [#02118254]
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w M w?


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-09-08 14:21 [#02118262]
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he's cool too.


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-08 14:26 [#02118266]
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I'm cooler tho


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-09-08 14:26 [#02118267]
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i think this calls for a caged death match.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-08 14:36 [#02118271]
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W m W is one of the coolest cats around, but I believe I
love misantroll too. I also believe i used to love
misantroll before when his name was another, as I do now
when his name is what it is. I also like naked women (I feel
the need to specify that because you're all guys).


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-08 14:44 [#02118276]
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My name was glass-eater then baby ! I'm now a misanthropic
troll, but mostly Im a simple guy loving electro and you
guys AND YOU GUYS !!!!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-09-08 14:44 [#02118277]
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I have nothing but love for Optimussy


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-08 14:47 [#02118278]
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show me lave lava boy !


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-08 14:50 [#02118280]
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Do you have a collection of etudes? I need one...


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-09-08 14:53 [#02118283]
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i suppose i also feel the need to confirm my
heterosexuality. naked womens are top dollar.

but that doesn't stop me from loving youse guys. i have
nothing but the most sincere and heartfelt heart emoticons
for you, marlowe.

<3 all of you.


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-08 14:59 [#02118285]
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it do does need needs a topic baby


 

offline K300i from United Kingdom on 2007-09-08 17:01 [#02118369]
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load of pretencious bollocks.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-09-12 14:34 [#02119289]
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Yep, because people can't complement one another without
pretense. Why don't you admit that you're just jealous no
one has ever paid you a compliment in your entire life?


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-09-12 14:38 [#02119292]
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Here's something I wrote:

You need coolin, baby, Im not foolin,
Im gonna send you back to schoolin,
Way down inside honey, you need it,
Im gonna give you my lunch,
Im gonna give you my lunch.

Wanna whole lotta lunch?
Wanna whole lotta lunch?
Wanna whole lotta lunch?
Wanna whole lotta lunch?

Youve been learnin, baby, I bean learnin,
All them good times, baby, baby, Ive been yearnin,
Way, way down inside honey, you need it,
Im gonna give you my lunch,
Im gonna give you my lunch.

Wanna whole lotta lunch?
Wanna whole lotta lunch?
Wanna whole lotta lunch?
Wanna whole lotta lunch?

(various mumblings and screechings with cool effects)

Youve been coolin, baby, Ive been droolin,
All the good times Ive been misusin,
Way, way down inside, Im gonna give you my lunch,
Im gonna give you every inch of my lunch,
Gonna give you my lunch.
Yeah! all right! lets go!

Wanna whole lotta lunch?
Wanna whole lotta lunch?
Wanna whole lotta lunch?
Wanna whole lotta lunch?

Way down inside, woman,
You need lunch.

Shake for me, girl
I wanna be your backdoor man.
Hey, oh, hey, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Keep a-coolin, baby,
Keep a-coolin, baby.



 


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