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offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-01 17:21 [#02116735]
Points: 2151 Status: Lurker



Come on baby we are the only real men here, I've done my
homeworks, mama is proud of me, so let's make real good ol'
sex baby (my family is opened to gay sex because my dad is
gay so obviously he is the tuss)


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-09-01 17:26 [#02116737]
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i mount you with unfathomable swiftness. you try to call out
but i plug your mouth with the tuss cd case, smothering your
moans of pleasure. the helmet of my ginormous horse penis
pounds against your turtlehead, bringing forth a sweet scent
into the air. the entire analord series is being played in
the background and i don't stop pounding until volume 11.


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-01 17:27 [#02116738]
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You are shy... I'll do the first step...
*step*
Now take my hand and free your mind !


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-09-01 17:29 [#02116739]
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yeah, sorry, this is my first time so i didn't realise i was
being so shy.


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-01 17:29 [#02116741]
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keep streching my mojo baby !
Also everyone with pubis hair is welcome ! We are sexy
affordable sweaty men, so obviously we all have the tuss.


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-09-01 17:32 [#02116742]
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So we'll go no more a-roving
So late into the night
Though the heart be still as loving
And the moon shine still as bright.


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-01 17:34 [#02116744]
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And I like golden showers too


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-09-01 17:40 [#02116745]
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i pee in your mouth while reciting byron. unseen children
clap in the distance.


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-01 17:41 [#02116747]
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I can see the children tuss in the distance !
Alleluyaaaa


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-09-01 17:44 [#02116749]
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For the sword outwears the sheath
And the heart outweighs the breast
And love itself must cease
And the heart itself take recent.

*tinkle

ahhh.


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-09-01 17:44 [#02116750]
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'take recent' wtf.


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-01 17:46 [#02116751]
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The roses a red the violets are vioets... I tuss you !


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-09-01 17:48 [#02116752]
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shucks. i tuss you too, man. in the ass.


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-01 17:53 [#02116753]
Points: 2151 Status: Lurker



I wish there were more animals spreading horny love with
their tusses mmhh tusses that sounds good
tuu-----sssesssssss
tusses is only good in plurial.
the tuss = wanker, tusses = the future


 

offline iiiiiiiiii from Gloucester on 2007-09-01 17:57 [#02116754]
Points: 873 Status: Addict



oh look you've made a dupe account with yourself you fucking
gaymosexual.


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-01 17:58 [#02116755]
Points: 2151 Status: Lurker



I would like some milk from iiiiiiiiiiii man's wife tits


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-01 18:04 [#02116756]
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optimus save me ! iiiiiiiii is tuss-o-phobic !
Let's go to europe and let's pacs up babe. Your tits are
growing on me, don't let me drink fermanted milk babe !


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-09-01 18:08 [#02116758]
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hang onto my tuss, misantroll, we're flying to europe!

Though the night be made for loving
And the day return too soon
Yet we'll go no more a-roving
By the light of the moon.


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-01 18:10 [#02116759]
Points: 2151 Status: Lurker



I'm smiling, am I smiling ? I'm smiling out of LOVE !!!


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-09-01 18:13 [#02116760]
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:D


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-01 18:21 [#02116761]
Points: 2151 Status: Lurker



It's the thread our starving tusssseeesss were waiting for
!!!
Come on every man ! The browns, the blonds, the gingers wait
no no not the gingers ! :(


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-01 18:30 [#02116762]
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okay come on gingers ! We don't want no jealousy here. We
are a fucking family !


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-01 18:39 [#02116763]
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(Meaning : a family that's got the tuss)


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-09-04 15:09 [#02117313]
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bump.


 

offline rogu rarebit from beggin' for leggings on 2007-09-04 17:14 [#02117328]
Points: 2164 Status: Regular



and listen to Death From Above


 


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