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Sclah
from Freudian Slipmat on 2007-08-27 18:11 [#02115165]
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My skin is always covered in salt. I wonder how it gets there. It falls off into the food when I cook, making all my meals very salty and unhealthy. I don't drink ocean water, so that can't be the reason.
I went to the doctor, and she told me my nails were way too sharp. I haven't noticed by nails being abnormally sharp before. Perhaps it's from scraping all the salt off before going outside. She gave me some kind of grindstone to dull my nails with. It tastes like salt.
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staz
on 2007-08-27 18:13 [#02115167]
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SALT AND IT STAINS SALT AND IT STAINS SALT AND IT STAINS SALT AND IT STAINS
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2007-08-27 18:13 [#02115168]
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I didn't know doctors had any right to correct you on your grooming habits.
Oh, and you're a mutant.
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staz
on 2007-08-27 18:14 [#02115169]
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its*
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Sclah
from Freudian Slipmat on 2007-08-27 18:15 [#02115170]
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DON'T TROLL MY THREAD YOU MISERABLE CUNT
I'm coming over for tea and twiscuits
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staz
on 2007-08-27 18:19 [#02115172]
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poop
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