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         |  epohs
             from )C: on 2007-08-24 12:45 [#02113965] Points: 17620 Status: Lurker
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 | Look at it this way, this is page two! 
 
 
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         |  optimus prime
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 | holy, you're right! 
 
 
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         |  optimus prime
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 | we . . . we made it, boys! we made it! 
 *hugs everyone while crying
 
 
 
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         |  epohs
             from )C: on 2007-08-24 12:48 [#02113968] Points: 17620 Status: Lurker
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             from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-08-24 12:56 [#02113973] Points: 40933 Status: Lurker | Followup to epohs: #02113968
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 | holly crap, your wife and kids/2007 school play 
 
 
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         |  dariusgriffin
             from cool on 2007-08-24 12:59 [#02113974] Points: 12516 Status: Lurker
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 | Hard as we try, we all know this thread will stop growing one day. It'll reach what, 100 posts, 200 posts, 1000, and
 then it'll just stop and it will be all over.
 
 
 
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         |  optimus prime
             on 2007-08-24 13:02 [#02113976] Points: 6447 Status: Lurker
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 | who here is donating their organs? i agreed to it and have an official card, but now i regret it in case space people
 from the future decide to bring me back to life.
 
 
 
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         |  w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-24 13:02 [#02113977] Points: 21639 Status: Lurker
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 | It's ok. Try eating a peanut butter sandwich. 
 
 
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         |  w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-24 13:03 [#02113978] Points: 21639 Status: Lurker | Followup to Drunken Mastah: #02113913
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 | Nice. 
 
 
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         |  epohs
             from )C: on 2007-08-24 13:10 [#02113989] Points: 17620 Status: Lurker | Followup to optimus prime: #02113976
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 | I'm an organ donor.  But, I'm not exactly healthy, so I don't know if they're going to be worth very much.
 
 
 
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             from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-08-24 13:12 [#02113991] Points: 40933 Status: Lurker | Followup to optimus prime: #02113976
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 | I am, its on the back of my driving license. If I get into a terrible fire car accident and the license melts, the next
 to recieve my organs will have to wait their turn again.
 
 
 
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             from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-08-24 13:12 [#02113992] Points: 40933 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #02113978
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 | Nice. 
 
 
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         |  Ophecks
             from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2007-08-24 13:22 [#02114002] Points: 19190 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag
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 | Just keep doing stuff. Eventually you'll be bored of doing stuff and you'll want to die.
 
 What really scares me is asteroids and plagues and nuclear
 war and stuff, someday there will be no sign that we were
 even here. I mean maybe we'll construct something like Rama,
 if our technology gets that advanced and we still have the
 resources, but what will that ultimately accomplish? And I'm
 sure we won't be able to properly colonize another planet
 before a huge disaster on Earth. Thinking longer term, the
 sun will become a Red Giant and swallow up the Earth... OH
 GOD. I wonder if we can build rocket boosters in the Pacific
 Ocean so we can fly the earth around space. We can utilize
 the magma within it as fuel or something. Like, build two
 massive volcanos in the ocean that can get propel us out of
 our evil sun's gravitational pull.
 
 
 
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         |  epohs
             from )C: on 2007-08-24 13:31 [#02114006] Points: 17620 Status: Lurker
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 | Plus, I know its obvious, but maybe bears repeating. Stressing out over it accomplishes nothing but makes you
 miserable until the inevitable happens.
 
 So, just ignore it and you'll go away.
 
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             from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-08-24 13:56 [#02114014] Points: 40933 Status: Lurker
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 | The 1870's were a simplier time. 
 
 
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         |  epohs
             from )C: on 2007-08-24 14:06 [#02114018] Points: 17620 Status: Lurker
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 | The phonograph was invented in the 1870s. 
 Edison was famously quoted as saying; "This is going to
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         |  dariusgriffin
             from cool on 2007-08-24 16:21 [#02114073] Points: 12516 Status: Lurker
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 | lol i feel terrible now, high five 
 
 
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 | i would, but . . . 
 
 
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         |  Zephyr Twin
             from ΔΔΔ on 2007-08-24 17:06 [#02114081] Points: 16982 Status: Regular | Followup to optimus prime: #02114079 | Show recordbag
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         |  marlowe
             from Antarctica on 2007-08-24 18:10 [#02114104] Points: 24636 Status: Lurker
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 | I've been morbidly fascinated by death since I was about 5. I would lie awake late into the night thinking over and over
 "One day I'm going to die, and will stop existing, and will
 never come back... forever... for all time... never ever
 returning... once I die, that's it... an eternity of
 nothingness".
 
 Thankfully that sensation only comes upon me once in a while
 these days... although the last time was quite recently,
 actually.
 
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         |  optimus prime
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 | heh, i actually thought about that boy during my binge on despair.
 
 still binging, by the way.
 
 
 
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             from lsg on 2007-08-24 18:20 [#02114109] Points: 24091 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag
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 | LAZY_TITLE 
 
 
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         |  optimus prime
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 | you win the internet. 
 
 
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             from lsg on 2007-08-24 18:26 [#02114112] Points: 24091 Status: Lurker | Followup to optimus prime: #02114111 | Show recordbag
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 | im so heppy 
 
 
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         |  Drunken Mastah
             from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-08-24 18:27 [#02114113] Points: 35867 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag
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 | Lolcats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 
 
 
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         |  Zephyr Twin
             from ΔΔΔ on 2007-08-24 18:34 [#02114116] Points: 16982 Status: Regular | Followup to optimus prime: #02114111 | Show recordbag
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 | According to big's link, this should be of some use to you. 
 
 
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 | yeah that would be perfect. 
 
 
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 | okay, so i went out and picked up some black lipstick and a couple cure albums. i'm going to handle this.
 
 
 
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             from Antarctica on 2007-08-24 18:46 [#02114132] Points: 24636 Status: Lurker | Followup to optimus prime: #02114130
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 | Whatever you do, stay away from cemeteries if you have The Smiths on your MP3 player (even though I know you don't
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             on 2007-08-24 18:51 [#02114137] Points: 6447 Status: Lurker | Followup to marlowe: #02114132
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 | haha! the fact that you remembered that just made life a little bit brighter.
 
 YOU ARE GOING TO DIE.
 
 
 
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             on 2007-08-24 18:51 [#02114138] Points: 5112 Status: Regular | Followup to optimus prime: #02114130
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 | you need the age old solution to teenage anst PROSTITUTES! once you expel some liquid, your hormones will eventual
 settle down - mind you this much different from
 masturbation.
 
 Once you pay for sex you officially become a man, and the
 really big questions of  life and death arnt really as
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         |  marlowe
             from Antarctica on 2007-08-24 18:56 [#02114144] Points: 24636 Status: Lurker
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 | Hip Hoptimus Rhyme, Truckin' is my dime,
 & if you can't serve the time,
 then don't become hell-bent on taking over earth
 with your unruly gang of Robomechagodzilla
 transmogrificatin' metal heads.
 
 
 
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         |  optimus prime
             on 2007-08-24 19:05 [#02114155] Points: 6447 Status: Lurker
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 | oh god, everything that makes us Us is simply random electricity generated within the most fragile freakin' mush
 inside our heads, and once that's dashed then what, then
 what! daaaaaamn yooouuuu aaaapes! why did you have to evolve
 into uuuuuusssssss!
 
 
 
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         |  marlowe
             from Antarctica on 2007-08-24 19:13 [#02114171] Points: 24636 Status: Lurker | Followup to optimus prime: #02114155
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 | I thought we branched out before the apes came about? Isn't that the current Thought on the Subject?? Isn't that why
 they're our cousins and not our Grandaddies?! What the FUCK
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             on 2007-08-24 19:15 [#02114174] Points: 5112 Status: Regular | Followup to optimus prime: #02114155
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 | see, i am ok with that. evolve within your lifetime, now thats something i would like to see.
 
 
 
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             from Switzerland on 2007-08-24 19:17 [#02114176] Points: 2151 Status: Lurker
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 | half baked skull monkeys : LAZY_TITLE
 
 
 
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             from Switzerland on 2007-08-24 19:19 [#02114178] Points: 2151 Status: Lurker
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 | yet again : LAZY_TITLE
 
 
 
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             from Antarctica on 2007-08-24 19:19 [#02114179] Points: 24636 Status: Lurker | Followup to misantroll: #02114176
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 | That was surreal. 
 
 
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 | The page cannot be displayed 
 kinda profound in a way, given the circumstances.
 
 
 
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             from Antarctica on 2007-08-24 19:52 [#02114224] Points: 24636 Status: Lurker
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 | The page was dead. Dead was the page,
 yellowed by dust
 in a forgotten age.
 And yea I turned that page
 my weak fingers long
 spent of rage.
 
 In an age when that page
 could be turned,
 I too could be written upon
 like a blank parchment.
 But woe, now long
 past the stage
 of the age of the page,
 My leathery skin
 is immune to any ink,
 cosmic, metaphorical
 or Elsewise.
 
 Now I tremble with fear
 as I hurriedly near
 the death sentence awaiting me,
 for there at the foot
 of that terrible page,
 reads...
 THE END.
 
 (c) Edgar Allan Marlowe 1847
 
 
 
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 | that was his 404th poem, wasn't it? 
 
 
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 | strangely enough his 200th! 
 
 
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             from Antarctica on 2007-08-24 19:59 [#02114231] Points: 24636 Status: Lurker | Followup to optimus prime: #02114227
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 | I admire the way you combined the Gothic with the Internet-Savvy. Plaudits have been launched and are expected
 to arrive shortly.
 
 *cranes neck to look out of the window at the myriad
 stars beyond... oh, wow... they're so beautiful... that
 dirty curve of daisy field... that must be the milky way...
 I'm looking at the galaxy I'm in.. there's something so
 cosmically satisfying about that...well, still no sign of
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 | sentience is a curse that's constantly crapping into my mouth and forcing everyone i love to watch as i swallow.
 
 somebody asked me if i'd rather be a rock.
 
 if i was a rock with consciousness then i could use my
 imagination to live forever in an infinite number of unique
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             from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-08-24 22:43 [#02114257] Points: 40933 Status: Lurker
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 | Your dying every day, just be happy with that. 
 
 
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             from Switzerland on 2007-08-24 22:44 [#02114258] Points: 2151 Status: Lurker
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 | die oh die oh diiiieeee oh oh ohhhh 
 
 
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         |  Gwely Mernans
             from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2007-08-26 20:21 [#02114783] Points: 9875 Status: Lurker
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 | I've had many troubled times thinking about nothingness. I first fixated on it when I was about 8 or 9. I'd ponder
 death and nothingness, then perceive for a moment that
 nothingness, and how all that I am is not there, no more
 this, no more that, no more memories.
 
 Afterwards I'd get a surge of anxiety that literally made my
 body capable of running miles on end. I'd cry at that age
 and call up my dad and ask about the future and medicines to
 prevent death, or I'd tell my mom if there was a doctor that
 could get rid of only that thought.
 
 Years past and it came back to me full swing, harsh panic
 attacks and stuff. I thought about it so much that I thought
 I'd have a heart attack. I don't fixate on the thought
 anymore, but it did do something to my mind, and while I no
 longer give thought to it, I've buried it with so much
 neuroses that if it came back, it would be aplified moreso
 than normally being frightened by it.
 
 A good thought to keep you sane is that energy cannot be
 destroyed, only transfered. When you get a cut, you bleed,
 then heal. A dead person doesn't heal. Where did that energy
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             from tell the world you're winning on 2007-08-26 20:41 [#02114784] Points: 27859 Status: Regular
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 | Why fucked? 
 
 
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         |  w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-26 22:18 [#02114810] Points: 21639 Status: Lurker | Followup to Gwely Mernans: #02114783
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 | To the metabolism of worms. 
 
 
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