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epohs
from )C: on 2007-08-24 12:45 [#02113965]
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Look at it this way, this is page two!
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optimus prime
on 2007-08-24 12:45 [#02113966]
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holy, you're right!
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optimus prime
on 2007-08-24 12:46 [#02113967]
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we . . . we made it, boys! we made it!
*hugs everyone while crying
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epohs
from )C: on 2007-08-24 12:48 [#02113968]
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-08-24 12:56 [#02113973]
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holly crap, your wife and kids/2007 school play
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2007-08-24 12:59 [#02113974]
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Hard as we try, we all know this thread will stop growing one day. It'll reach what, 100 posts, 200 posts, 1000, and then it'll just stop and it will be all over.
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optimus prime
on 2007-08-24 13:02 [#02113976]
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who here is donating their organs? i agreed to it and have an official card, but now i regret it in case space people from the future decide to bring me back to life.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-24 13:02 [#02113977]
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It's ok. Try eating a peanut butter sandwich.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-24 13:03 [#02113978]
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Nice.
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epohs
from )C: on 2007-08-24 13:10 [#02113989]
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I'm an organ donor. But, I'm not exactly healthy, so I don't know if they're going to be worth very much.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-08-24 13:12 [#02113991]
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I am, its on the back of my driving license. If I get into a terrible fire car accident and the license melts, the next to recieve my organs will have to wait their turn again.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-08-24 13:12 [#02113992]
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Nice.
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2007-08-24 13:22 [#02114002]
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Just keep doing stuff. Eventually you'll be bored of doing stuff and you'll want to die.
What really scares me is asteroids and plagues and nuclear war and stuff, someday there will be no sign that we were even here. I mean maybe we'll construct something like Rama, if our technology gets that advanced and we still have the resources, but what will that ultimately accomplish? And I'm sure we won't be able to properly colonize another planet before a huge disaster on Earth. Thinking longer term, the sun will become a Red Giant and swallow up the Earth... OH GOD. I wonder if we can build rocket boosters in the Pacific Ocean so we can fly the earth around space. We can utilize the magma within it as fuel or something. Like, build two massive volcanos in the ocean that can get propel us out of our evil sun's gravitational pull.
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epohs
from )C: on 2007-08-24 13:31 [#02114006]
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Plus, I know its obvious, but maybe bears repeating. Stressing out over it accomplishes nothing but makes you miserable until the inevitable happens.
So, just ignore it and you'll go away.
:-)
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-08-24 13:56 [#02114014]
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The 1870's were a simplier time.
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epohs
from )C: on 2007-08-24 14:06 [#02114018]
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The phonograph was invented in the 1870s.
Edison was famously quoted as saying; "This is going to lead to some sweet fat beats."
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2007-08-24 16:21 [#02114073]
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lol i feel terrible now, high five
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optimus prime
on 2007-08-24 16:45 [#02114079]
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i would, but . . .
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2007-08-24 17:06 [#02114081]
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2007-08-24 18:10 [#02114104]
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I've been morbidly fascinated by death since I was about 5. I would lie awake late into the night thinking over and over "One day I'm going to die, and will stop existing, and will never come back... forever... for all time... never ever returning... once I die, that's it... an eternity of nothingness".
Thankfully that sensation only comes upon me once in a while these days... although the last time was quite recently, actually.
Have you seen 'What About Bob?' The boy in that is funny.
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optimus prime
on 2007-08-24 18:15 [#02114108]
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heh, i actually thought about that boy during my binge on despair.
still binging, by the way.
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big
from lsg on 2007-08-24 18:20 [#02114109]
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LAZY_TITLE
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optimus prime
on 2007-08-24 18:26 [#02114111]
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you win the internet.
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big
from lsg on 2007-08-24 18:26 [#02114112]
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im so heppy
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-08-24 18:27 [#02114113]
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Lolcats - I Can Has Cheezburger?
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2007-08-24 18:34 [#02114116]
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According to big's link, this should be of some use to you.
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optimus prime
on 2007-08-24 18:36 [#02114119]
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yeah that would be perfect.
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optimus prime
on 2007-08-24 18:45 [#02114130]
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okay, so i went out and picked up some black lipstick and a couple cure albums. i'm going to handle this.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2007-08-24 18:46 [#02114132]
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Whatever you do, stay away from cemeteries if you have The Smiths on your MP3 player (even though I know you don't Listen'N'Walk)
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optimus prime
on 2007-08-24 18:51 [#02114137]
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haha! the fact that you remembered that just made life a little bit brighter.
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE.
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mrgypsum
on 2007-08-24 18:51 [#02114138]
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you need the age old solution to teenage anst PROSTITUTES! once you expel some liquid, your hormones will eventual settle down - mind you this much different from masturbation.
Once you pay for sex you officially become a man, and the really big questions of life and death arnt really as important as you thought.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2007-08-24 18:56 [#02114144]
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Hip Hoptimus Rhyme, Truckin' is my dime, & if you can't serve the time, then don't become hell-bent on taking over earth with your unruly gang of Robomechagodzilla transmogrificatin' metal heads.
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optimus prime
on 2007-08-24 19:05 [#02114155]
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oh god, everything that makes us Us is simply random electricity generated within the most fragile freakin' mush inside our heads, and once that's dashed then what, then what! daaaaaamn yooouuuu aaaapes! why did you have to evolve into uuuuuusssssss!
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2007-08-24 19:13 [#02114171]
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I thought we branched out before the apes came about? Isn't that the current Thought on the Subject?? Isn't that why they're our cousins and not our Grandaddies?! What the FUCK is going on?
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mrgypsum
on 2007-08-24 19:15 [#02114174]
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see, i am ok with that. evolve within your lifetime, now thats something i would like to see.
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misantroll
from Switzerland on 2007-08-24 19:17 [#02114176]
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half baked skull monkeys : LAZY_TITLE
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misantroll
from Switzerland on 2007-08-24 19:19 [#02114178]
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yet again : LAZY_TITLE
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2007-08-24 19:19 [#02114179]
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That was surreal.
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optimus prime
on 2007-08-24 19:47 [#02114221]
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The page cannot be displayed
kinda profound in a way, given the circumstances.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2007-08-24 19:52 [#02114224]
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The page was dead. Dead was the page, yellowed by dust in a forgotten age. And yea I turned that page my weak fingers long spent of rage.
In an age when that page could be turned, I too could be written upon like a blank parchment. But woe, now long past the stage of the age of the page, My leathery skin is immune to any ink, cosmic, metaphorical or Elsewise.
Now I tremble with fear as I hurriedly near the death sentence awaiting me, for there at the foot of that terrible page, reads... THE END.
(c) Edgar Allan Marlowe 1847
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optimus prime
on 2007-08-24 19:56 [#02114227]
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that was his 404th poem, wasn't it?
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mrgypsum
on 2007-08-24 19:57 [#02114228]
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strangely enough his 200th!
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2007-08-24 19:59 [#02114231]
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I admire the way you combined the Gothic with the Internet-Savvy. Plaudits have been launched and are expected to arrive shortly.
*cranes neck to look out of the window at the myriad stars beyond... oh, wow... they're so beautiful... that dirty curve of daisy field... that must be the milky way... I'm looking at the galaxy I'm in.. there's something so cosmically satisfying about that...well, still no sign of those plaudits*
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optimus prime
on 2007-08-24 22:26 [#02114253]
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sentience is a curse that's constantly crapping into my mouth and forcing everyone i love to watch as i swallow.
somebody asked me if i'd rather be a rock.
if i was a rock with consciousness then i could use my imagination to live forever in an infinite number of unique scenarios.
i don't wanna diiiieeeeee.
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from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-08-24 22:43 [#02114257]
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Your dying every day, just be happy with that.
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misantroll
from Switzerland on 2007-08-24 22:44 [#02114258]
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die oh die oh diiiieeee oh oh ohhhh
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Gwely Mernans
from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2007-08-26 20:21 [#02114783]
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I've had many troubled times thinking about nothingness. I first fixated on it when I was about 8 or 9. I'd ponder death and nothingness, then perceive for a moment that nothingness, and how all that I am is not there, no more this, no more that, no more memories.
Afterwards I'd get a surge of anxiety that literally made my body capable of running miles on end. I'd cry at that age and call up my dad and ask about the future and medicines to prevent death, or I'd tell my mom if there was a doctor that could get rid of only that thought.
Years past and it came back to me full swing, harsh panic attacks and stuff. I thought about it so much that I thought I'd have a heart attack. I don't fixate on the thought anymore, but it did do something to my mind, and while I no longer give thought to it, I've buried it with so much neuroses that if it came back, it would be aplified moreso than normally being frightened by it.
A good thought to keep you sane is that energy cannot be destroyed, only transfered. When you get a cut, you bleed, then heal. A dead person doesn't heal. Where did that energy go?
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from tell the world you're winning on 2007-08-26 20:41 [#02114784]
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we're all fucked
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from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-08-26 20:55 [#02114787]
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Why fucked?
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-26 22:18 [#02114810]
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To the metabolism of worms.
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