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offline epohs from )C: on 2007-08-24 12:45 [#02113965]
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Look at it this way, this is page two!


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-08-24 12:45 [#02113966]
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holy, you're right!


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-08-24 12:46 [#02113967]
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we . . . we made it, boys! we made it!

*hugs everyone while crying


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2007-08-24 12:48 [#02113968]
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wewt


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offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-08-24 12:56 [#02113973]
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holly crap, your wife and kids/2007 school play


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2007-08-24 12:59 [#02113974]
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Hard as we try, we all know this thread will stop growing
one day. It'll reach what, 100 posts, 200 posts, 1000, and
then it'll just stop and it will be all over.


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-08-24 13:02 [#02113976]
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who here is donating their organs? i agreed to it and have
an official card, but now i regret it in case space people
from the future decide to bring me back to life.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-24 13:02 [#02113977]
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It's ok. Try eating a peanut butter sandwich.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-24 13:03 [#02113978]
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Nice.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2007-08-24 13:10 [#02113989]
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I'm an organ donor. But, I'm not exactly healthy, so I
don't know if they're going to be worth very much.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-08-24 13:12 [#02113991]
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I am, its on the back of my driving license. If I get into a
terrible fire car accident and the license melts, the next
to recieve my organs will have to wait their turn again.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-08-24 13:12 [#02113992]
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Nice.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2007-08-24 13:22 [#02114002]
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Just keep doing stuff. Eventually you'll be bored of doing
stuff and you'll want to die.

What really scares me is asteroids and plagues and nuclear
war and stuff, someday there will be no sign that we were
even here. I mean maybe we'll construct something like Rama,
if our technology gets that advanced and we still have the
resources, but what will that ultimately accomplish? And I'm
sure we won't be able to properly colonize another planet
before a huge disaster on Earth. Thinking longer term, the
sun will become a Red Giant and swallow up the Earth... OH
GOD. I wonder if we can build rocket boosters in the Pacific
Ocean so we can fly the earth around space. We can utilize
the magma within it as fuel or something. Like, build two
massive volcanos in the ocean that can get propel us out of
our evil sun's gravitational pull.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2007-08-24 13:31 [#02114006]
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Plus, I know its obvious, but maybe bears repeating.
Stressing out over it accomplishes nothing but makes you
miserable until the inevitable happens.

So, just ignore it and you'll go away.

:-)


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-08-24 13:56 [#02114014]
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The 1870's were a simplier time.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2007-08-24 14:06 [#02114018]
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The phonograph was invented in the 1870s.

Edison was famously quoted as saying; "This is going to
lead to some sweet fat beats."




 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2007-08-24 16:21 [#02114073]
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lol i feel terrible now, high five


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-08-24 16:45 [#02114079]
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i would, but . . .


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-08-24 17:06 [#02114081]
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offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-08-24 18:10 [#02114104]
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I've been morbidly fascinated by death since I was about 5.
I would lie awake late into the night thinking over and over
"One day I'm going to die, and will stop existing, and will
never come back... forever... for all time... never ever
returning... once I die, that's it... an eternity of
nothingness".

Thankfully that sensation only comes upon me once in a while
these days... although the last time was quite recently,
actually.

Have you seen 'What About Bob?' The boy in that is funny.


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-08-24 18:15 [#02114108]
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heh, i actually thought about that boy during my binge on
despair.

still binging, by the way.


 

offline big from lsg on 2007-08-24 18:20 [#02114109]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-08-24 18:26 [#02114111]
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you win the internet.


 

offline big from lsg on 2007-08-24 18:26 [#02114112]
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im so heppy


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-08-24 18:27 [#02114113]
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Lolcats - I Can Has Cheezburger?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-08-24 18:34 [#02114116]
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According to big's link, this should be of some use to you.


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offline optimus prime on 2007-08-24 18:36 [#02114119]
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yeah that would be perfect.


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-08-24 18:45 [#02114130]
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okay, so i went out and picked up some black lipstick and a
couple cure albums. i'm going to handle this.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-08-24 18:46 [#02114132]
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Whatever you do, stay away from cemeteries if you have The
Smiths on your MP3 player (even though I know you don't
Listen'N'Walk)


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-08-24 18:51 [#02114137]
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haha! the fact that you remembered that just made life a
little bit brighter.

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2007-08-24 18:51 [#02114138]
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you need the age old solution to teenage anst PROSTITUTES!
once you expel some liquid, your hormones will eventual
settle down - mind you this much different from
masturbation.

Once you pay for sex you officially become a man, and the
really big questions of life and death arnt really as
important as you thought.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-08-24 18:56 [#02114144]
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Hip Hoptimus Rhyme,
Truckin' is my dime,
& if you can't serve the time,
then don't become hell-bent on taking over earth
with your unruly gang of Robomechagodzilla
transmogrificatin' metal heads.


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-08-24 19:05 [#02114155]
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oh god, everything that makes us Us is simply random
electricity generated within the most fragile freakin' mush
inside our heads, and once that's dashed then what, then
what! daaaaaamn yooouuuu aaaapes! why did you have to evolve
into uuuuuusssssss!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-08-24 19:13 [#02114171]
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I thought we branched out before the apes came about? Isn't
that the current Thought on the Subject?? Isn't that why
they're our cousins and not our Grandaddies?! What the FUCK
is going on?


 

offline mrgypsum on 2007-08-24 19:15 [#02114174]
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see, i am ok with that. evolve within your lifetime, now
thats something i would like to see.


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-08-24 19:17 [#02114176]
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half baked skull monkeys :
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-08-24 19:19 [#02114178]
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yet again :
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-08-24 19:19 [#02114179]
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That was surreal.


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-08-24 19:47 [#02114221]
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The page cannot be displayed

kinda profound in a way, given the circumstances.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-08-24 19:52 [#02114224]
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The page was dead.
Dead was the page,
yellowed by dust
in a forgotten age.
And yea I turned that page
my weak fingers long
spent of rage.

In an age when that page
could be turned,
I too could be written upon
like a blank parchment.
But woe, now long
past the stage
of the age of the page,
My leathery skin
is immune to any ink,
cosmic, metaphorical
or Elsewise.

Now I tremble with fear
as I hurriedly near
the death sentence awaiting me,
for there at the foot
of that terrible page,
reads...
THE END.

(c) Edgar Allan Marlowe 1847


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-08-24 19:56 [#02114227]
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that was his 404th poem, wasn't it?


 

offline mrgypsum on 2007-08-24 19:57 [#02114228]
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strangely enough his 200th!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-08-24 19:59 [#02114231]
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I admire the way you combined the Gothic with the
Internet-Savvy. Plaudits have been launched and are expected
to arrive shortly.

*cranes neck to look out of the window at the myriad
stars beyond... oh, wow... they're so beautiful... that
dirty curve of daisy field... that must be the milky way...
I'm looking at the galaxy I'm in.. there's something so
cosmically satisfying about that...well, still no sign of
those plaudits*



 

offline optimus prime on 2007-08-24 22:26 [#02114253]
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sentience is a curse that's constantly crapping into my
mouth and forcing everyone i love to watch as i swallow.

somebody asked me if i'd rather be a rock.

if i was a rock with consciousness then i could use my
imagination to live forever in an infinite number of unique
scenarios.

i don't wanna diiiieeeeee.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-08-24 22:43 [#02114257]
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Your dying every day, just be happy with that.


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-08-24 22:44 [#02114258]
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die oh die oh diiiieeee oh oh ohhhh


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2007-08-26 20:21 [#02114783]
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I've had many troubled times thinking about nothingness. I
first fixated on it when I was about 8 or 9. I'd ponder
death and nothingness, then perceive for a moment that
nothingness, and how all that I am is not there, no more
this, no more that, no more memories.

Afterwards I'd get a surge of anxiety that literally made my
body capable of running miles on end. I'd cry at that age
and call up my dad and ask about the future and medicines to
prevent death, or I'd tell my mom if there was a doctor that
could get rid of only that thought.

Years past and it came back to me full swing, harsh panic
attacks and stuff. I thought about it so much that I thought
I'd have a heart attack. I don't fixate on the thought
anymore, but it did do something to my mind, and while I no
longer give thought to it, I've buried it with so much
neuroses that if it came back, it would be aplified moreso
than normally being frightened by it.

A good thought to keep you sane is that energy cannot be
destroyed, only transfered. When you get a cut, you bleed,
then heal. A dead person doesn't heal. Where did that energy
go?


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2007-08-26 20:41 [#02114784]
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we're all fucked


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offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-08-26 20:55 [#02114787]
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Why fucked?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-26 22:18 [#02114810]
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To the metabolism of worms.


 


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