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= burgers shaped like vaginas. please lock. |
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Croneburgers for Webmaster! |
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Croneburgers = Cronenburgers |
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Cronenburgers, slabs of foetid meat trapped between the false reality of a couple of burger buns, inhabited by talking typewriter butts, sex-aids for amputeephiliacs, and tiny videocassette recorders which grow inside ya once ingested. |
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makes its own sauce |
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Ingrediants? |
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1) cronenburger 2) manual and oral stimulation |
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Time/Temperature? |
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congs? |
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the last time i had a cronenburger there was a fly on it. :\ it mostly sucked because i was sure it would be a dead ringer for a rabid naked lunch. instead it was a crash. at least there wasn't a spider on it -- that would give me shivers. usually cronenburgers are good enough to make me question my existenz (sp?). but this time, if i had a history of violence, then you can be sure there would be crimes of the future. i guess i should get some special scanners to see whether or not a cronenburger should end up in the dead zone instead of my stomach. |
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this thread is making me hungry. |
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that was a great post! have you ever considered writing prose? |
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*hmm* |
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i'd like a cronenburger served on a bed of viggo mortensen, please. |
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served between slices of james woods? |
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BURGERS THAT TASTE LIKE KRONENBERG LAGER THAT WOULD BE SOME DELICIOUS GRUB RIGHT THERE HUHUH UH UH UH UH SERIOUSLY THO |
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Eastern Promises was good. Haven't tried one of these burgers yet. |
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I cant's understand it, "burgers shaped like vaginas" she said, having in mind that a vagina is a tube wouldn't a burger that is shaped like a vagina resemble a chouriço more? |
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rye bun wtf |
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rye bun ftw |
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what |
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Sorry I'm so late. |
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