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shit is fucked up, yo |
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I bet you think your funny and cool now, aye son? |
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wack reality, mortal fatality, gruesome brutatlity, bitch don't smile at me, dog, log, hog, bog, planet zog egg nog, purple panther zip lock, chillin with some hip hop, flip your mind like the diddy bop holla holla holla wwwhhhhuuuttttt |
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rip slip tip whip nip jip grip dip rack flak tack mack back knack nut sack bee flea knee key c d e g everybitch hella wanna get wit me |
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Van Winkle |
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van winkle, dick like a sprinkle- -er wanna get with her cuz she look fine got mad designs on that fat butt so pump it up for vanilla tah chilla, mad killa, pussy drilla, shaved like brazil-a pop a pill-a propa grilla till 'a get wit ta game it's locked down lame |
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boy that shit is dope |
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Poster of the Year. |
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I like to look at cats' asses |
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Vanilla Ice, this man w M W is wack and I urge you to drop science on him and school his cat's ass. |
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run dmc said: rip van winkle fell the hell asleep |
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wmw is my lil playa, comin up in this rap game, i don't wanna discoursge a optimisic young mc from grippin da mic an lettin loose wit some dope ryhmes...still gotta battle n shit fo da crown, but i dont see no sucks takin ice's crown soon, dawg vanilla ice, rhtymes real nice, y'all got lice, paying the price, i dont think twice, rollin them dice, you runnin like mice, an my dick entice... ...hella bitches idm glitches, flick da switches, pop da snitches, i'm gettin riches, burnin' witches, paintin pictures, clean new britches FUCK YO |
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mwm is young mc ??!!!?? |
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this vanilla ice has a real nack for rhyming y'all |
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proper use of the n-word |
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i appreciate his tasteful rhyming skills |
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i think he's a black folk |
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Ice has been a good role model to me, even more than most gangsta rappers. He once says to me, he says "i W i, crack... it ain't nothin but a hole in the wall, son" And I really respekted that and I havn't done crack once and don't really have any on my walls I don't think either. I'm eating hot & spicy cheez-its right now by the way. Niggas should be playing with pogs, not dice, as they are more gangster. I once had this pog that simply said 'stoked' on it. I didn't even know what that ancient hippy word meant until a few years later. It was my least favorite pog probably which, given the nature of the universe, makes it my favorite. Ice is cool cuz he just coins new phrases that don't make sense but suddenly become cool, like 'word to your mother', assuming he was the one who coined it. God fuck, is someone actually reading this right now; I feel sorry for you. If god = humanity then I hate god. These cheez-its are pretty good. I think cheeze is my tapeworm's favorite food wheras I'm lactose intollerant; go figure. Maybe I should go make a rhyme about this. Peace through! |
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mcdonalds parking lot |
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Even though humanity made cheez-its, I still hate them. And, yes, I have since realized that my hate has little destructive (or in my opinion curing) power, but I am working on that. I'm gonna bring 5 new plagues to the world by merely opening my skull and letting some of my neurons reproduce. I'm gonna appoint marilyn manson as second in power, then after he's done destroying everything, I'll kill him too. I'll put the whole universe in the mouth of a giant sarlacc, except for maybe one asteroid where I keep a sweat shop of drones to produce cheez-its for me. While working they will have to listen to an intercom playing the most popular christmas cds non stop. But I'll remove the day of christmas from the very heavenly motions it is based on, especially since those will just be in the sarlacc anyway. Also I'll be a giant and every time I take a shit will be in the sarlacc's mouth. FUCK YO |
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i like to eat my collection of poops and smelly feet with a coupla' scoops of anal greese and stale fruit loops vanilla ice's hoola hoops I like look at the asses of cats they are all so cute and P.H. phat they're nice and pink you can put your finger inside and other things you want to hide like that track from ice called, like, 'train ride'? or 'train' something, I forgot w/ my brain I just found it, it's man that track is total shit and makes me feel like taking a shit in my mouth and then smelling someone else's shit while shitting shitty shit shit shit 5 times I've rhymed shit with shit but ice is still cool and no disrespekt crack is nothing but a hole in the wall you stupid smekt peace up, out, in, on and around and word to you big fat ugly mama and mc hammer PEACE |
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You ever watch that movie fargo and in one scene you see a big poster of the kids idol, 'The Accordian King' on the back of the son's door? That reminds me of vanilla ice and is so gangster. I'm gonna go dream about rapping and eating cats. I bet there's words that I havn't even rhymed yet. Piano... rambo, those rhyme a little bit. Damn I deserve to have a million dollars. I mean you say words that sound similar in a microphone which is some sort of teknical thing I dont understand. I guess the people that make such things deserve a little bit of money but not as much as me. I should be president. Someone please kill me and lots of other famous people with a single large explosion while we're all at our self serving awards ceremony or something. Thanks in advance, random Idiot and epitome of humanity |
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ridin with some gin n tonic i'm gonna name my band 'xltronic' i've never been with no weemen the air tastes like powdered semen more rhymes from me will come to you in xltronic version 2 I like bubblegum pancakes gay sex Remember kids, crack ain't nothing but a hole in the wall and always brush and floss your teeth twice a day! |
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I have a question! When english speaking people say something that sounds like exxascerbate, which isn't a word, are they really saying exasperate? |
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*Gives a puzzling unsolvable conondrum as an answer* |
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When english speaking people say something that sounds like conondrum, which isn't a word, are they really saying conundrum? |
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exacerbate One entry found for exacerbate. Main Entry: ex·ac·er·bate Pronunciation: ig-'za-s&r-"bAt Function: transitive verb Inflected Form(s): -bat·ed; -bat·ing Etymology: Latin exacerbatus, past participle of exacerbare, from ex- + acerbus harsh, bitter, from acer sharp -- more at : to make more violent, bitter, or severe - ex·ac·er·ba·tion /-"za-s&r-'bA-sh&n/ noun |
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Ah, merci! |
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Brace your plans, i just flew in from boston chafed dick in my pants- the bitches be flossin ride till ya die, get high get high cuz one day yo ass in a coffin It's ya loss if you missin the uss constitution, yo momma be trippin, no legal prostitution she choked on clam chowda she spoke, I farted louda God damn, get a grip bitch you slippin! all bets off, you mother fuckas y'all niggaz eat my shit, at fuddruckers fuck you. |
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Kudos to whoever's dupe account vanilla ice is. Very funny, seriously. Second only to wMw. |
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Hi jkd! |
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you should do some more hax0rzings. you freaky bastard you. |
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The google ad is Vanilla Ice Ringtones! |
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I mostly groove on an early 90s flavor Wearin cross colors lookin like a lifesaver Fresh Prince, Slick Rick, Queen Latifa, its all hip Bumpin silver boom boxes I spray graffiti on the strip Got overalls in every color and you know I wear them backwards Got a lot of big hats (This is all I got but someone should pick it up) |
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a swig of good beer + a bite of milk chocolate = dark chocolate. |
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