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offline optimus prime on 2007-08-07 18:23 [#02109724]
Points: 6447 Status: Lurker



i will be 23 and therefore the oldest person on this board.
so suck it down, marlowe and earthleakage -- there's a new
oldie on the market and his meat is mean and lean.

phobes: i will accept mod status as a gift along with the
usual sacrifice of wrestling dvds and platypus tears.

here's to another oh god i spent how many years on this
board? oh sweet jesus somebody take me out back.


 

offline retape from http://retape.net (Norway) on 2007-08-07 18:24 [#02109726]
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tell us tomorrow instead.


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-08-07 18:25 [#02109728]
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but then it would be my birthday.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-08-07 18:26 [#02109729]
Points: 24588 Status: Lurker



Happy Birthday. Two 19 year-olds at my work thought I was
the same age as them--one of them, a camp gay friendly chap,
entered an extreme state of shock when he found out that I
had been pounding this planet for 30 years.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2007-08-07 18:27 [#02109730]
Points: 4921 Status: Lurker



stfu

oh

&

hbd

btw

:D


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offline optimus prime on 2007-08-07 18:27 [#02109731]
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haha oh wow i was almost fired for that. thanks for the
present. :D


 

offline staz on 2007-08-07 18:28 [#02109732]
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it's actually my birthday today :)>>><


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2007-08-07 18:29 [#02109733]
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why don't you make a thread about it?


 

offline staz on 2007-08-07 18:31 [#02109734]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular | Followup to EVOL: #02109733



NO


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-08-07 18:31 [#02109735]
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then write a song about it. (because i actually want you
to.)


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-07 19:04 [#02109745]
Points: 21451 Status: Lurker



I hope staz and optimus prime both have nice annual
celebrations of the single time either of them touched a
pussy; their mom's.


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-08-07 19:06 [#02109746]
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i refer to it as a taco soul.


 

offline staz on 2007-08-07 19:09 [#02109747]
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maybe i will write a few songs tonight to commemorate
certain ... events.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-07 19:23 [#02109749]
Points: 21451 Status: Lurker



I'm 27 but 85 at heart.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-07 19:25 [#02109750]
Points: 21451 Status: Lurker | Followup to EVOL: #02109730



He blew up that balloon with his man farts. It's unfortunate
god didn't have the foresight to realize the humorous
potential of penis farts.


 

offline PS on 2007-08-07 19:42 [#02109751]
Points: 1876 Status: Lurker | Followup to optimus prime: #02109724



You're the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-08-07 20:00 [#02109752]
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gew = few


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-08-07 22:15 [#02109774]
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gew = few = birthday suit = ghey sex = fun = not fun
=sexy = transformers = 17 month old = birthday for O.P :)

tear it up Bitches'


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2007-08-08 00:04 [#02109784]
Points: 3756 Status: Regular



Happy birthday, dude!


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-08-08 00:41 [#02109785]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



fake

transformers don't age


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2007-08-08 00:49 [#02109786]
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happy birthday!

you are 23 days older than me

strange seeing as to you are turning 23!


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-08-08 10:06 [#02109862]
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gather 'round the fire as i tell you of the days of atari,
young man.


 

offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-08 10:11 [#02109865]
Points: 6427 Status: Lurker



Hapy burthdai.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2007-08-08 10:18 [#02109867]
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Happy birthday! Yo check out this cartoon! It's funny!


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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-08 10:43 [#02109868]
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happy birthdate!


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-08-08 15:56 [#02109948]
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;-;


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-08-08 16:57 [#02109955]
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Happee slurpee birthday!


 


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