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Finesser, keep a Tech-9 in my dresser Lyrical professor, keep you under pressure Mind like a computer, the inserter Paragraphs of murder, the nightclub flirter This is Ice, kid, you know how it runs I'm waving automatic guns at nuns Sticking up the preachers in the church, I'm a stone crook Serial killer, who works by the phone book |
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mortsto will love this thread |
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best spam. |
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what is up homies, chillin on the electroin shit son? ppssshhh.... this your boy ice, used to kick it back in tha day with crazy motha fukkas like pj and duncan, carlton from fresh prince, kriss akabusi, john fashanu, geojie jo the rappin crocopop, kid (but not play tho) can i get a whhuuuuuttt?!?!!?!?!? |
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wassup, wassup i'ma bout to buss another freestyle! I saw you eating pig knuckles, with Frankie Knuckles In a bar called Chuckles wearing name plate belt buckles Goddamn your life is flimsy Gave you nuff respect, but gave it back cause I was stingy So from the cons and pros to the pros and the cons Call me a motherfucker I'll say "Yeah I fucked your moms" |
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This is awesome, y'all should be released the fans would be pleased to see somethin' fresh with a little finesse, you could make it all come together hoping for better days, shining rays of hope through the dope pushers and the rope tuggers niggers turn to huggers, they show us where the love is at from cincinatti to phuket |
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yo ice what's up, still rollin' in your 5.0? |
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with the ragtop down, so my hair can blow |
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girlies on standby waitin' just to say hi, did you stop?.... Hell no, I just rolled by! |
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Vanilla Rice |
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that shit is racist, yo sayin' chinaese people is all up eati rice n shit |
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Vanilla Fish? |
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I love how your hair is cut so that it looks like a brick wall. |
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yo if you know that girl, hook me up mastah, if you frontin' or she is a man on the real then i ain't poppin tha cooch, cuz i got a reputation dawg. if you come to pimp it, then don't limp it, you needs to work on your rymhes tho anyways, i'm up in albanias n shit cuz i got business interests here, i got a factory makin this shit where you clap an the light turns on, tho we need to get them badboys fixed so your gat dont turn the lights on when you blastin shit. plus also i got a range of mouthwash flavor candy comin out cuz i love the taste of mouthwash but my doctor says drinking 3 pints of the shit is bad for me, yo. its fucked up so i got some professors n doctors makin me this candy to eat instead, it keeps your breath real nice dawg. has a picture of me in a eskimo out fit on the bottle cuz the shit is icy dawg, yo g , what;'s poppin with that, wassup. i wuz havin some problems in america tho, cuz this punk ass bitch carlton with his homie screech from saved by the bell was gonna snitch me up to the cops for stealin they gold chains, fuck that, son. step to me bitches, don't run to the popo like some accountant ass cracker. biiiaaattchhes. i send love to my gees wilton bur bo, mc flapjacks, ass 5000 plus also my moms and uncle phil from fresh price cuz despite carltons behavior, i', still solid with phil we be players for real, he hooked me up with the mouthwash candy idea. bbbrrrrrrooooo. albania is some fucked up shit, i can't get wendys out here or fuckin jack in the box and the mcdonads don't taste right, it's like they puttin vinegar on them shits, plus the mothewrfuckers at my factory are lazy as fuck. i have to use the tazer and shit on them, psshhh... i still be sittin back, waitin for my time, smokin endo and gettin hella crazy with bitches while i write some new rhymes and beats. i got a joint that samples pat benetar, but not in a homo way, dawg. maybe i could pop a few idm shits , yo that shit is all like with the crazy noises plus also the slammin jams what. peace out! your b |
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Ghey+ |
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Crack aint nothin but a hole in the wall (jazz hands) |
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It's also interesting that it is at that point, when he says that, that you see how his hair is made to look like a brick wall. Makes you wonder where the hole is (jazz hands). |
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dancin on your grave like Borishnikov, I'll rip you off, leave you in the desert 'til the vultures strip your corpse, then rape your fuckin' wife, until my dick is soft 'til the flesh is pealin' off, I'm a devil consealed in cloth, walk, walk or get stabbed with a fork, you got a hole in your stomach, yo plug it up with a cork, you dork, lots of blood loss, red cross, couldn't help your dead boss, cut his head off, brutal, sadistic, the only way, I'll be remembered, after I'm dismemebered, and my bones decay, a rap legend, feel the aggressionary session, my inventions of tention and powerful progression, it's time, for sick rhymes, lunatic lines, hit your mind like in someones strict-nine, for all the shells, clips and glocks, you step to me with a weapon, you'll be reppin' your click in a box |
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dat is some beef shit for dustin diamond, biiiiaaattcch, i'm gonna fuck him up good |
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I love you. |
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ohhhhh i'm feeling a fresh rhyme comin on strrrooonnnggg YO! It’s the green machine -- Gonna rock the town without bein’ seen Have you ever seen a turtle Get Down? -- Slammin’ Jammin’ to the new swing sound Yeah, everybody let’s move -- Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove Gonna rock, and roll this place -- With the power of the ninja turtle bass Iceman, ya know I’m not playin’ -- Devistate the show while the turtles are sayin: Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! GO GO GO Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO! Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO! GO GO GO GO Lyrics, fill in the gap -- Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP Feel it, if you know what I mean -- Give it up for those heroes in green Just flowin, smooth with the power -- Kickin’ it up, hour after hour Cause in this life there’s only one winner -- You better aim good so you can hit the center In it to win it, with a team of four -- Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore it’s the: dustin diamond, you better run and hide -- Because one day you might not slide Choose your weapon but don’t slip -- Vanilla’s in control with the flex of the mic grip Rockin’ the crowd the way it should be rocked -- With the Miami drop that you like alot Hittin like a Ninja Turtle when the bass kicks in -- You better check your level The power of the Ninja is strong -- Fightin’ all the crooks until they’re all out cold |
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TO THE EXTREME I WAX MY HUMP LIKE A VANDAL LIGHT UP THE STAGE AND EAT SOME GRAPES LIKE A CAMEL YO |
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dont be bitin' my lyrics, lil playa |
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I'd like to send vanilla ice to the Mathemagician's capital of Digitopolis from The Phantom Tollbooth so he wouldn't have any words to rhyme. Damn, I thought no numbers rhymed, but 7 and 10 do, depending on how you pronounce 7. |
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I had my picture taken with you when I was like 10 years old or something. I was a gay fucktard but then so were you. We could have been good friends maybe but you split after filming your shitty movie. That would be cool to be someone like vanilla ice; like being made fun of by everyone must fuck up your ego. That's basically how I am only not popular. Also can you shoot VANILLA ICE BEAM like the comic book character ice man? I'm sorry this didn't rhyme too much. |
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wuz your moms hot? |
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plus also, folks make fun of me cuz they jealous n shit |
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Yeah, both of my moms are pretty hot. Skeet skeet skeet! Ima go eat some chicken fried watermelon. |
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Check out these ill ninja turtle lyrics. To be honest, I think this rap is better than yours: Heroes on a half shell they´re on a mission When there´s a battle got the enemy wishin' That they stayed at home instead of fightin' These Ninja Masters with moves like lightnin' They were once normal but now they´re mutants Splinter´s the teacher so they are the students Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Donatello Make up the team with one other fellow Raphael He´s the leader of the group transformed from the norm By the nuclear goop Pizza´s the food that´s sure to please These ninjas are into pepperoni and cheese Back to the story it´s not hard to find Ninjas not just of the body but of the mind Those were the words that the Master instructed But a letter from Shredder has Splinter abducted That was the last straw spring into action Step on the Foot now they´re gonna lose traction Now this is for real so you fight for justice Your shell is hard so you shout They cant dust us off Like some old coffee table Since you were born you been willing and able To defeat the sneak, protect the weak Fight for rights and your freedom to speak Now the villain is chillin' so you make a stand Back to the wall put your sword in your hand Remember the words of your teacher your master Evil moves fast but good moves faster Than light Shining from your illumination Good versus Evil equals confrontation So when you´re in trouble don´t give in and go sour Try to rely on your Turtle Power |
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shit is racist, yo. imma tired of this racism shizzle. |
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wack as fuck, son |
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Like when eminem goes to buy a slurpy at 7-11, he doesn't just buy it and walk out like most people. He's an artist so he thinks, yo, what rhymes with slurpy? And he'll think about gangster situations like someone jacking your slurpy n shit. That's what you have to do to make it to the top. I thought of an ill rhyme just now. "I'll put herpies in your slurpies." I just totally made that up freestyle right now. you can use it if you want. |
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fuck that, imma buss my own freestyle n shit: slurpies? fuck that, i'm drinkin' mountain dew, and i'm hella warrin' like the arab anna jew, still ice ballin, wit da vanilla crew, tittylicious bitches? yeah i've had a few but ice always comes back for tha hella plump buns, make the hottest freak bitches outta uptight nuns, run around wavin liberatche's gun, so quit actin' like a fucken nazi, son wmw, you ain't even shit, i wouldn't trouble you to break this shit, go take a suck on yo mommas left hand tit, an quit bitchin 'for it's yo throat i slit vanilla ice still poppin this way, without ice, rap music sounds gay, sittin on my ass gettin crazy pay, makin mad scenes like michael bay canna getta wwwhhhuuuuuttttt?!?!?! |
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Damn... that was phat... respekt... Also my penis got stuck in my butthole again :( |
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vanilla ice>recycle especially since the use of the word "ghey" has been scientifically determined to be, in itself, "ghey." no way out. meanwhile, there's a mic in the smithsonian waiting for vanilla, should he decide to rock it. |
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i don't recycle yo, i just throw my garbage n shit into a dumpster behind da 7 11. mostly just crumpled taco wrappers n mountain dew bottles, maybe a jelly roll only half ate dis shit makin me hella hungry! |
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