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         |  w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-06 15:53 [#02109379] Points: 21639 Status: Lurker
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 | b6662966  from OiNK Invites?????????????????? on 2006-06-30 06:10 [#01929560]
 Points: 664 Status: Lurker
 
 Ok I dont have much time to visit and download music on
 OiNKS, but today I checked in and apparently I have 10
 invites to give out.
 
 If youre not a cock, like encoding with Lossless and ask
 nicely here I will give you an ivite.
 
 - Cheers
 
 
 
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         |  w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-06 15:54 [#02109380] Points: 21639 Status: Lurker
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 | staz  on 2006-06-30 06:12 [#01929561] Points: 6940 Status: Regular
 
 cute avatar
 
 
 
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         |  w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-06 15:54 [#02109382] Points: 21639 Status: Lurker
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 | ToXikFB  from Ireland on 2006-06-30 06:13 [#01929562] Points: 4413 Status: Regular
 
 oink is crap
 
 
 
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         |  w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-06 15:55 [#02109383] Points: 21639 Status: Lurker
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 | b6662966  from OiNK Invites?????????????????? on 2006-06-30 06:16 [#01929564]
 Points: 664 Status: Lurker
 
 hey toxik, thought your name looked familiar, i invited
 you
 a while back and youve managed to download 7 gigs of music
 and were logged in no more than 2 minutes ago...must not be
 too crappy there eh?
 
 
 
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         |  w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-06 15:55 [#02109384] Points: 21639 Status: Lurker
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 | b6662966  from OiNK Invites?????????????????? on 2006-06-30 06:16 [#01929566]
 Points: 664 Status: Lurker
 
 forgot to mention, post your email addy here so i can send
 the invite.
 
 
 
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         |  optimus prime
             on 2007-08-06 16:03 [#02109389] Points: 6447 Status: Lurker
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 | C-C-C-COMBO BREAKAHHH. 
 
 
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         |  ktea33
             from United States on 2007-08-09 20:50 [#02110172] Points: 3 Status: Lurker
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 | I would love one, please. 
 ktea33@yahoo.com
 
 
 
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         |  Mr Brazil
             from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2007-08-09 21:12 [#02110175] Points: 1970 Status: Lurker
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 | I have 5 invites. 
 
 
 
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         |  flannerus
             from Eureka (United States) on 2007-08-09 21:18 [#02110176] Points: 11 Status: Lurker
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 | I'd definitely keep up the uploading if you kick me down an account, my email is flanneryfam@sbcglobal.net. Thanks ahead
 of time if you decide I'm worthy of em, hehe.
 
 
 
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         |  Mr Brazil
             from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2007-08-09 21:23 [#02110177] Points: 1970 Status: Lurker
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 | I'd consider giving an invite to one of you, but you all sound like children. "kick me down an account." Please. If
 one of you could write a literate request, I would CONSIDER
 giving an invite to someone. Plus, please create an avatar.
 
 
 
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         |  Mr Brazil
             from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2007-08-09 21:40 [#02110178] Points: 1970 Status: Lurker | Followup to flannerus: #02110176
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 | I'm very displeased with that avatar. Please try again. Also, you must write a more mature request. You're getting
 on the right track, though.
 
 
 
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         |  flannerus
             from Eureka (United States) on 2007-08-09 21:44 [#02110179] Points: 11 Status: Lurker
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 | Sorry about the improper post beforehand, it's hard to tell sometimes what level the general forum audience is operating
 on. I would very much like an account at OiNK; my friends
 have had them for a while now, but somehow I have missed out
 on any invitations they might have earned. I use BitTorrent
 frequently (often from this very site; the live torrents are
 great!) and despite the fact that most torrent sites do not
 keep track of upload/download statistics, I always seed the
 torrents I download. I think that the wide variety of music
 that OiNK offers would keep me busy/happy for quite a while.
 Whether or not you decide to offer me one of your
 invitations, thank you for the consideration, at least.
 
 
 
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         |  Mr Brazil
             from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2007-08-09 21:58 [#02110181] Points: 1970 Status: Lurker
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 | Okay, a little better. There are still more stipulations to be met. And if you refuse, then I suppose you don't want an
 invite as bad as I think you do.
 
 Will you jump through hoops for an invite? That is what it
 will take.
 
 And just so you don't think that this is a joke or bluff,
 here is a picture of the precious invites you so covet.
 @#%&
 
 
 
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         |  flannerus
             from Eureka (United States) on 2007-08-09 22:01 [#02110184] Points: 11 Status: Lurker
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 | Haha, I believe you. Sure, I'll jump through a few hoops, I know how good it is to have an account there, I'm sure it's
 worth it.
 
 
 
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         |  staz
             on 2007-08-09 22:03 [#02110185] Points: 9844 Status: Regular
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 | TEH TEH TEH THET UAIGIPGEPIP mvapovm apomFPASFAW WAF WFAWF Q WQW!!
 
 
 
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         |  staz
             on 2007-08-09 22:04 [#02110186] Points: 9844 Status: Regular
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 | Invites	10 | Invite a Friend | My Invites | Invite Tree 
 
 
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         |  Mr Brazil
             from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2007-08-09 22:07 [#02110188] Points: 1970 Status: Lurker
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 | First, it seems that ktea33 wants nothing to do with getting an invite since he refuses to participate. So, I guess it's
 just me and you, flannerus.
 
 Change the avatar again. Make it something more
 creative--and not your face!
 
 The next step will be to write a poem about how women should
 be respected and how they are better than men. For extra
 points you can throw in something about me saving some
 helpless lass from a bunch of knuckle-dragging men. We can
 ride off into the sunset on a horse or something.
 
 Alright, get on it.
 
 
 
 
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         |  flannerus
             from Eureka (United States) on 2007-08-09 22:46 [#02110191] Points: 11 Status: Lurker
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 | So thoughtful, so gentle beauty transcendental;
 the life of woman
 is much more
 than simple work
 and mindless chore;
 upon intelligent seas they sail,
 creating waves which overtake the male;
 So men be sure to answer their wishes
 'Tis you who should tend to the dishes;
 and don't forget to wash the floor,
 Mars isn't in charge anymore.
 
 and here's a little limerick for you Mr. B:
 
 There once was a lady
 From way down in Haiti
 Who was flogged on the daily
 by beaus;
 But when Mr. Brazil
 Moved in for the kill
 He didn't even have to propose.
 
 Haha, they're a little weird, but all original, that's for
 sure.
 
 
 
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         |  Mr Brazil
             from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2007-08-09 23:04 [#02110192] Points: 1970 Status: Lurker | Followup to flannerus: #02110191
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 | Hmm. Yes, yes, good. The last line of the limerlick is missing an 'S' for the first word, but besides that, you did
 fair.
 
 Now you must create a thread introducing yourself to the
 community here. If i were you, though, I wouldn't mention
 anything about invites. It is your job to win over the folks
 here. They are all good people and deserve more than
 pleadings for torrent invites.
 
 After you have won over the majority of the population of
 xltronic.com, you then must accrue at least 100 posts by
 posting in various threads on this messageboard. Talk about
 music, a plus if it's electronic music. There are many types
 of topics that are not music related that you can post in,
 too. Your posts cannot be jibberish, they must pertain to
 the topic at hand or be a reply to someone in the thread.
 
 I will check on how this is going tomorrow afternoon. If you
 succeed, you get the invite. If not. Well, you don't get an
 invite. Good luck!
 
 Well, what are you waiting for? Get on it.
 
 
 
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         |  Mr Brazil
             from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2007-08-09 23:06 [#02110193] Points: 1970 Status: Lurker
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 | Oh. Although your current avatar is a vast improvement, you still better your chances for an invite with something a
 little different. In fact, change up your avatar every now
 and then just to keep it interesting.
 
 Good night for now.
 
 
 
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         |  goDel
             from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-08-09 23:09 [#02110194] Points: 10240 Status: Regular
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 | *speechless* 
 
 
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         |  w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-10 02:09 [#02110206] Points: 21639 Status: Lurker
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 | My upper lip stinks really bad. 
 
 
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         |  w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-10 02:19 [#02110208] Points: 21639 Status: Lurker
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 | Perhaps Nirvana said it best: 
 I am my own parasite
 
 This is the future. This is it. I would call
 it a giant fractal of asses but I already referred to
 flash's help file system as such. This is what people tried
 to imagine all those years ago. Their stupid neurons would
 fire and come up with the weak mental forsight and image of
 one solid colored not-so-complex flying saucer. Well it
 didn't turn out to be that exactly; it is much more real and
 sick and shitty. I can feel the technology writing all over
 me. The only people that are happy in this time must be
 insane. It's a new beginning of large superior entities
 created from smaller ones and we are basically the food. It
 gets worse and worse and worse. Oh, the poor souls on the
 earth. Life doesn't make any sense. And either ethics
 doesn't exist at all, or its the only thing that exists. Aw,
 who cares.
 
 
 
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         |  w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-10 02:28 [#02110213] Points: 21639 Status: Lurker
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 | And mario sunshine feels like it was made by people who hate their lives. Even the music annoys me. This is mario
 brothers (or some bastardized version anyway) and the
 music annoys me. And Austin Powers Goldmember sucked.
 People can't concentrate to make art anymore, or even to
 make sense anymore, because everything is becomming so
 antiprofound and confusing that there is just no
 inspiration. Everyone is hassled. Something bad is going to
 happen to everyone soon I think.
 
 
 
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         |  artard
             from United States on 2007-08-10 16:06 [#02110354] Points: 13 Status: Lurker
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 | hey i would love an OiNK invite! (as long as it isn't from Mr Brazil.) (just kidding [maybe] end parenthesis.)
 
 blahblahtommyk@yahoo.com
 
 thanks!
 
 
 
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         |  optimus prime
             on 2007-08-10 16:15 [#02110356] Points: 6447 Status: Lurker
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 | tard. 
 
 
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         |  ktea33
             from United States on 2007-08-10 16:27 [#02110358] Points: 3 Status: Lurker
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 | There was nothing illiterate about my request, and I am not a "he."
 
 
 
 
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         |  optimus prime
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 | pretending to be female is not going to make getting our imaginary invites any easier.
 
 
 
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         |  Mr Brazil
             from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2007-08-10 21:43 [#02110393] Points: 1970 Status: Lurker
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 | Oh, flannerus, you were so close and you gave up. Sad. 
 Anyone else want to give it a try?
 
 Just in case you think this is a joke or bluff, here again
 are 5 invites up for grabs.
 
 @#%&
 
 So get busy. I'll be back to check on your progress after a
 little partying. Nite for now.
 
 
 
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         |  flannerus
             from Eureka (United States) on 2007-08-10 22:21 [#02110397] Points: 11 Status: Lurker
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 | Haha, yeah I decided it's really not as big a deal as that whole procedure was worth. I don't mind writing poetry,
 that's fun, but really, I don't have the time to dedicate
 myself to some scavenger hunt for popularity points. In
 fact, I'm even pretty confident that my grammar/mechanics
 are doing just fine. The avatar is staying as the picture I
 took, and Mr Brazil, every sentence must have a subject,
 keep that in mind.
 
 
 
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         |  w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-11 02:02 [#02110415] Points: 21639 Status: Lurker | Followup to flannerus: #02110397
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 | 10 points is a dangerous start. You should be warned right now of this places sickly gravitational effect. You can
 never leave and it sucks here. If you read this reply it
 might already be too late. But as much as it sucks you
 eventually realize that everything else, amazingly, manages
 to suck even more. This place is kind of like a shelter
 actually. Outside of this place we are conditioned to think
 we are insane relative to them. But in here we know
 it is the other way around. *fries my own face in a frying
 pan*
 
 
 
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         |  Chin Bwoy Phat
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-11 09:05 [#02110490] Points: 574 Status: Lurker
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 | er, i need one - i did have an account, but it's not working now they've changed the domain..... if anyone could hook me
 up, that'd be just great.  okthksbye.
 
 x0bcm0x@googlemail.com
 
 
 
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         |  rahmani
             from Northampton (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-12 09:23 [#02110655] Points: 2 Status: Regular
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 | PLEASE PLEASE can i have an invitation to OiNK? 
 grilledsteak@hotmail.com
 
 
 
 
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         |  Chin Bwoy Phat
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-12 09:54 [#02110657] Points: 574 Status: Lurker
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 | i'm sorted now thanks! 
 
 
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         |  recycle
             from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-08-12 12:49 [#02110677] Points: 40935 Status: Regular
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 | richardDjames@hotmail.com 
 
 
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         |  margottt
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 | Mr. Brazil...still any invites left? 
 
 
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         |  epohs
             from )C: on 2007-08-17 19:19 [#02111968] Points: 17620 Status: Lurker
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 | I have an eggsalad patio and promise to unload tons 
 
 
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             from United States on 2007-08-17 19:21 [#02111969] Points: 10 Status: Regular
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 | eggsalad egh...that might work 
 
 
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         |  rad smiles
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 | hey margottt ill give you an oink invite whats your email address
 
 
 
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         |  kang
             on 2007-08-21 09:49 [#02112621] Points: 2 Status: Lurker
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 | Can you send me one Oink invitation to me ? THanks. 
 juanklaw@gmail.com
 
 
 
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         |  Indeksical
             from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-21 10:05 [#02112622] Points: 10672 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag
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 | Sure! 
 
 
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         |  Zephyr Twin
             from ΔΔΔ on 2007-08-21 10:07 [#02112623] Points: 16982 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | Just when I think this place really is on the verge of stinking itself into nonexistence, a veritable beacon of
 hope shines through the smog.
 
 
 
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         |  J198
             from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-08-21 10:09 [#02112624] Points: 7342 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag
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 | i'm always the last one to ask. can i, though? 
 i think i'm finally starting to figure out this torrent
 stuff.
 
 
 
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         |  J198
             from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-08-21 10:35 [#02112627] Points: 7342 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag
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 | :D 
 thanks!
 
 
 
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         |  tigger3911
             on 2007-08-21 16:42 [#02112775] Points: 2 Status: Regular
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 | I would love to have an oink invite please. 
 email: tigger3266@yahoo.com
 
 
 
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             from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-08-21 16:51 [#02112780] Points: 10672 Status: Lurker | Followup to tigger3911: #02112775 | Show recordbag
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 | Sure! 
 
 
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         |  tigger3911
             on 2007-08-21 21:42 [#02112828] Points: 2 Status: Regular
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 | Could someone please send me an invite to oink. I used to have an account, but had to go out of town and couldn't keep
 it active. If anyone can help me out it would be very nice.
 
 
 tigger3266@yahoo.com
 
 
 
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         |  Mr Brazil
             from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2007-08-21 21:52 [#02112829] Points: 1970 Status: Lurker | Followup to tigger3911: #02112828
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 | tigger3911, have you read this thread at all? I have Oink invites, but you have to follow the rules to get one. Can
 you do that? If not, then maybe you really don't want to be
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         |  osiris
             from Canterbury on 2007-08-22 12:26 [#02112997] Points: 473 Status: Lurker
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 | I have a sweet upload and good british comedy to share, (if they do video there im not sure).
 
 tw84_wur@hotmail.com
 
 
 
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         |  ampextwin
             from mortsu-x on 2007-08-22 12:26 [#02112998] Points: 38 Status: Lurker | Followup to osiris: #02112997
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