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People from this board have been emailing me lately in the hope of getting an 0!nk1nv!te, my only conditions being that you had to creatively write 97 words precisely explaining why you deserve one. The beauty of it though is that I’ve never had any 1nv!tes to begin with- and probably never will! So let the fun begin: |
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“Ever since the ice left Sweden over 10,000 years ago not much was needed to enjoy life. As days grew warmer and minds grew bigger the urge for vibrations entering the ear did just that...grow. The never ending search for internet-shared music files can be traced back to the 3rd century when the first Swedish cow-drum was made. The ppl of Sweden were ecstatic and proclaimed that never ever will silence be sufficient. The constant search for new and unexplored vibrations in the air is a genetic disease passed down through the generations which has no medicine.” (Quote: Dr. Strauss, Int. Med. Press, 1992, #8) Fav entry so far, +1 for creativity |
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"I'd be using that invite to track down new stuff and upload others that aren't on there. It's all about sharing... and the music. And the children. No - shag that. It's about the music and the mix. Gotta put a little zing in to the melting pot otherwise the chilli soup tastes bland. In short - it's about the music, and the vibe, chilling or blazing with friends, and the grand chilli soup of life... and not the children. Right... now I'm off to have a smoke and do some mixing. Any chance of an invite?" Not exactly what i was looking for, but points for trying |
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"This is what I love to do on the internet a lot of the time, i'll sit at my computer and try and find new music that strikes me. By doing this over the years I have really opened up my music taste and love sharing it with other people. O--k.cd is an amazing t-rr-nt site with the latest music from many of the artists I enjoy. Not only will I get to share my music with others on O--k ill broaden my already broad musical taste. Music has become one of the passions in my life to the point where I may consider it as a profession down the road, and I contribute some of that to the internet and its endless borders. " Fails instantly for too many words...not even reading it |
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"...the internet and its endless borders." I get fed up with all sorts of css properties. |
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Is that you, dog belch? I want to believe *reads last 25 posts* |
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Now wait just a fucking minute. Your favorite entry get +1 point... and something that is 'not exactly what you were looking for' gets pointSSS in the plural form??? On just what kind of upside down scale are you grading this on???? |
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It's the Gew=Dewey Decimal Classification System (G.D.D.C.S). I gave 'not exactly what i were looking for' a score of 0.333 points for trying, while my favourite received a maximum score of 1 |
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Woooooorrrrrd up! Can I have an oink invite cuz I got the lastest ibnsane clown possy shits but you need to hit me up so I can get the classics dogg! Hook up a juggalo!!! Plus I wanna get the 1st limp biscit album cus my dogg henry says it’s on some dope shit beforte they sold out, I have slipknor and coual chamber but the korn is definately lacking for a bro. is there porno on oink? Cuz I need some of that to. Please thanks k bai |
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I think we have a winner. |
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