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After drinking a nice frothy mug of your own urin, you have a seat and decide to unwind from a hard day at the butt factory by going to your favorite site, xltronic. Nervously, you glance around before entering your password, 'sexyman123'. Ahh, the hideous greens of the messageboard soothe you. What's this? You see a NEW TOPIC from your favorite binary idiot, w M w! You try clicking on the topic so fast, you nearly cum on yourself. What's this? 'Write in the 2nd person perspective thread'? What an amazing idea! Greedily, you lap up the words of the topic, biting your lower lip and moaning a bit until you have read up to this exact point. So you are reading these exact words right now. And these ones too. And THEN, it happens. You think of THE most awesome reply to write in ANY thread EVER. You interlock your typing fingers and stretch them with your palms facing away, cracking your knuckles. Then, slowly, you place them on your keyboard and... the magic begins. |
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Your finger hovers over the 'Del topic+msgs' button. You think better of it. You go back to doing some work. |
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You become inspired by reading an exciting and funny post, and decide you want nothing more than to contribute. You've got the will, and as they say, "when there's a will, there's a way." Unfortunately, as your reply progresses, it becomes clear that at 6:25 am, you should be asleep. Just a minute ago, you were lying on the ground about to fall asleep, and you thought you should turn the PC off. You rose to your knees, scratched your happy trail, stood up, tried to fart, couldn't, sat in your chair, farted, and decided to have a look at XLT before shutting it down. You entered a thread that you shouldn't have, and got sucked into typing a post you didn't even think you should type. You feel sad that your post won't live up to wmw's glossy-eyed delusions of grandeur, but you are glad that Ceri JC didn't brandish the zilty rod of destruction+2. You give up, and finally go to sleep. You say goodnight. |
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it's 9 am. you've been awake since 9pm last night and you have swim practice in an hour. fuck! you're still feeling a little bit fucked up from the ear infection you had over the weekend because of swim practice last week. you would skip it but you've already missed a day every week during july. and it doesn't help the fact that you just ate a fat ass jalapeño and cheddar bagel with lox and cream cheese while washing it all down with a bottle of strawberry milk. so now you're tired, cranky, whiny, full, and sick. you decide to annoy everyone on zilty and bitch about it in w M w's thread thinking that way it wont stand out as much because 2nd person perspective sounds witty and masks the true boringness of crap no one cares about. |
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"because 2nd person perspective sounds witty and masks the true boringness of crap no one cares about." In a perfect world, maybe. Unfortunately in reality it does neither of those things. :( |
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You groan as you scratch your dick. |
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Staz, don't ever mention you having a dick again. You are a girl. A girl! Wait, by saying 'you' I guess that means it was me scratching my dick since this is 2nd person perspective. But who am 'I' referring to when I say 'I'... you? And by 'you' I don't necessarily mean... you... So 'I' (you) am having these thoughts right now. I like potatoes; I think I'll go cook some up. You have no idea what you're talking about. |
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Blow me. |
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after you open this thread you instantly feel better in comparison to how you felt a few seconds a go. this doesn't however rule out the fact that you are generally, currently, massively depressed and upset with the way your life is heading. this few seconds of comfort though is enough to keep you going for a few more days to see what might happen. who knows though. maybe you do? you do don't you. it's in your head isn't it? let me have it mister! i wants it for my tea cakes :D :D :D muhahahahahaha wtf/wtb lol1o1l!!! |
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i didn't say it was witty. although it is still boring outright. nevertheless i'm glad you cared enough to point that out. ;) |
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actually i cared more! |
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