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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2007-06-19 19:38 [#02095327]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



in new york

Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!

Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I
got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-06-19 19:42 [#02095329]
Points: 21451 Status: Lurker



It's only logical.

 

offline epohs from )C: on 2007-06-19 20:12 [#02095333]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



dude's troo.

 

offline chaosmachine from Ottawa (Canada) on 2007-06-19 20:13 [#02095334]
Points: 2330 Status: Lurker



i remember this site from years and years ago.

 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2007-06-19 20:20 [#02095335]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to chaosmachine: #02095334



You are truly a man from the past, a veritable frozen
caveman.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-06-19 20:31 [#02095338]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular



Coworker #1: So what've you been up to?
Coworker #2: The usual. Just whacked off.
Coworker #1: Dude, you're on speakerphone.

 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-06-19 20:34 [#02095339]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular



Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says "Train for jobs in
biotch."
Smarter teen: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be
ignorant all your life?

AAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-06-19 20:35 [#02095340]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

offline mimi on 2007-06-19 20:56 [#02095342]
Points: 5721 Status: Regular



omg i just surfed here from there

 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-06-20 09:09 [#02095462]
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BAM in your cunt = spicy cunt?

 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-06-20 09:11 [#02095463]
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I just tried imagining putting cayenne pepper under my
foreskin, and I'm pretty sure it would hurt. A lot. Would it
also hurt my vagina, Dr. Mouse?

Yours Truly
- In Pain

 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-06-20 15:15 [#02095538]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular | Followup to Drunken Mastah: #02095463



a friend of mine once on a dare put habanero hot sauce on
the tip of his wee-wee.

we were questionable as to whether he would do it or not
until we heard bloodcurdling screams emanating from the
bathroom and immediate begging for some aloe lotion.


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2007-06-21 02:44 [#02095669]
Points: 6326 Status: Lurker



Black NYU boy: For some reason, every Asian here has a rice
cooker.
Black girl: Why?
Black NYU boy: I don't know, I guess because they're Asian.
Black girl: That's so stupid. I'm black, but you don't see
me with a chicken fryer.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-06-21 04:35 [#02095692]
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I really can't imagine aloe vera being better...

 

offline Sandy from Morocco (Morocco) on 2007-06-21 11:10 [#02095810]
Points: 1493 Status: Regular



The subway doors open. A hobo enters, holding a bottle of
windex in one hand and a tube of toothpaste in the other.
Hobo: Which is the better time to read Dostyevsky? Winter?
He sprays the windex.
Hobo: Or Spring?
He squeezes toothpaste out of the tube.
Japanese girl: Spring!
Hobo: You are correct.

Hobos are silly...

 

offline Jaser from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2007-06-21 11:12 [#02095812]
Points: 2101 Status: Regular



cock, muff, bumhole
Alternate version of
paper , scissior, stone.
Nathan Barley-ism

 

offline epohs from )C: on 2007-06-21 11:15 [#02095814]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



guy: hey, have you got the time
guy #2: yeah, it's about 1:15
guy #1: cool. thanks.

 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-06-21 11:22 [#02095816]
Points: 24588 Status: Lurker | Followup to Sandy: #02095810



more proof that Japanese girls have no brains.

 

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