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If one were to contact you in outer space, how would one go about doing so? You have no e-mail or homepage. You have no instant messenger. You have no address by which an individual could perhaps send you a parcel. You have no telephone number. You have no birth certificate, no driver's license and no fingerprints. You have no dental records. |
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Why would an internet username have a birth certificate or a driving licence? Or fingerprints? Or dental records? |
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You obviously underestimated the scope of my search. Pfft. |
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Sorted. |
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...or you could just ignore this thread entirely. That would work. |
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I live on an invisible, inaudible, but very smellable planet called Porb22. First travel to Ronxx and rent a Shifofo, then program its scent tracking to: 1/3 pickles 1/5 Urkel's underpants 1/19 borg drool 1/H lemming toes When you find the planet you can find me by fumbling about with your arms stretched out ahead of you; just be careful of the Tanthers. |
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*scribbles furiously* |
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*scribbles leisurely* |
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*scribbles in a gay maner* |
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*scrabbles* [S] [T] [S] [U] |
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*now scribbling like a mad pirate drawing a treasure map* |
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hahah |
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I require elaboration on these "tanthers" you speak of. Can they be tamed, and if so, usable as a mode of transportation? |
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Tanthers are the only beings in the universe capable of seeing invisible things, however they can't see visible things. So the best way to hide from them is to constantly take really long jumps to remain visible as long as possible (since anything touching Porb22's surface becomes invisible). Tanthers know to never jump so they can secretly stalk all the other beings on the planet who can't see invisible things. If anything a tanther would tame you and use you as a mode of transportation. It is definately best to just avoid them and hope your Shifofo doesn't run out of power cells. |
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So I take it they are predatory beings. What level of intelligence do they enjoy? Would bringing a tin of biscuits as a gift be considered a sign of friendship or weakness? |
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It turns out, I could eat a hotdog and not even regret it. |
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Name: Tanther o Height : 6' 8" (variable) o Weight : 403 lbs. (can becomeweightless in shadow form) o Hair : gold o Eyes : amber o Skin : black w/ gold trim o Age : 6 mos. Specs -- o Speed : 120 mph (variable) o Strength : 6 T max press (variable) o Body Armor : magically-enhanceddiamond / titanium web-mesh Favorite food -- o Pretzels Abilities -- o incredible speed, invisibility, ability to see invisible things,strength,agility and resistance to damage o expert in hand-to-hand combatand various forms of martial arts o has limited ESP that lets him know what the fears of his opponents are o when not exposed directly to light, becomes a shadow that can shape-shift into practically any monsterhe can think of (size limitation of 100 ft. long or tall); in this formhe has all the abilities of the monster. o almost instantly repairs all damage when not exposed to light Personality -- o Tanthers are truly bastards; they delight in causing fear and terror, and know how to use power to make the most of this obsession. They have no remorse for any act they commit and the more fear generated by their acts the better. They will torment their victims until there's nothing left of them but a worthless jibbering shell, although if angered they will deal with the aggressor in the most instantly destructive means possible (they take out the one who angered them and leaves those that witnessed the occurrence in absolute terror). |
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This thread has provided a bounty of new information to my personal holographic data directory. I thank you for your time and offer this tin of biscuits as a gesture of good will and hope that you will ignore the tag that reads "To: |
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I have a few more questions regarding the anatomy of the Tanthers. How many Appendages do they have? Do they walk upright? Are they known to use inorganic weaponry or do they rely on their own martial abilities? |
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Are they related to the Thundercats? |
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I don't believe so. Are thundercats indigenous to Porb22? |
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Tanther just sounds so damn Thundercatsy! Maybe they are somehow cross-dimensionally related to one another? It's possible! |
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I admit, it does have a certain mystical thundercats aire to it... Although, given w M w's description of the tanthers, I would feel more at ease around thundercats. |
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w M w used to be a palindrome, but now it's just chromed steel?! |
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...yes, those tanthers sound like pretty fierce and resourceful fellas! |
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*stands on a box of soap and passionately preaches about the tanthers with bizarre overexagerrated hand gestures in lunatic wavering mumbles nobody can understand* Now, the tantheEeEeers, you see, they.. no THEY maked the skruUNK, wuffle ha ha... NOOoOoO... but they CAMEEE .. ... INTO THE NRICHT, yeoofs they did, and mxptbbb f and you can see that eEeEeEven to this day.. bu, and it is my , my , my ostenpicuous assumption... that they ostanpicuouslsys sysl vanished, these, these, TaAaAnthers, indo mk km mk THREEK of them! And so, you see, that believe mxptbbb or NAFT, biz the TRUE STORYyYyY... o.,..f the tanthers.. |
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Well, that was less informative than your last lecture but infinitely more passionate! |
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The reason I keep asking for elaboration is because I was drawing a tanther in MSpaint, but then I saw your free-hand drawing ability, and decided I wouldn't be able to measure up really anyway... But it was all in fun to begin with so I'm not heartbroken. |
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I actually didn't draw any of those; I downloaded them from deviantart then uploaded them to xltronic. |
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You lie. |
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Actually, try looking really close at a sheet of plain typing paper in good light on a desk or something. For me at least, subtle shading changes in the pulp of the paper itself is what I used as a basis for imagination (I was also interested in imagination with a sort of mantra of 'let emerge whatever will emerge without questioning it'). I could easily see faces, like cartoon eyes/mouths/etc in the pulp of the paper, just interpreting it (with hardly any will power); it just popped out possibly because I have a brain hemisphere fuck up which would explain mhy I get nosebleeds in my left nostril only and my right eye doesn't see as well as my left. Later when I thoroughly despised humanity and possibly even all life, I began to reject my anthropomorphic inclination to see faces and other living things. Living things rejected me and I didn't feel like drawing them unless they were severely fucked up so I could relate to them. My memory of some of them are basically hell directed inward and outward at the same time. But I didn't really 'try' very much to draw stuff, just revealed what I interpreted in the paper pulp. Seeing some of that stuff makes me remember the terrible emotions I had. I was pretty much drowning non stop, which is ironic because I never got enough to drink back then. They think I'm crazy... but I know better. It is not *I* who am crazy... it is I who am *mad*! Can't you hear them?? Can't you see the crowds?? Oh, my beloved ice-cream bar... how I love to lick your creamy center. *eats bar of soap* And your.. oh so nutty.. chocolate covering! You're not like the others!... you like the same things I do... Wax paper... ...Boiled football leather... ...Dog's breath! We're not hitchhiking anymore. We're riding! Or you could just be like michelangelo "how did you make david?" A: I removed everything that didn't look like david.. |
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Do you think you could just post something in this thread every so often? If you wrote a book I would read that too. It doesn't matter what it's about. Have you written a book? |
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"post something in this thread" ...could either be your drawings, or just more writing about extraterrestrial life forms or strange subjects in general. I really enjoy your imaginative writing style and drawing ability. |
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+1 |
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Yes w M w is a great artist, too bad he doesn't put effort into it, I think he could be a great designer and animator. |
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I once wrote a story about muffins, rabbits and people with butt chins I also used to make I also have like 50,000 posts at xltronic but the better ones are buried beneath a mountain of shit. Now I'm just a totally defeated being who is subordinate to every other living thing; even when I walk by grass I cower and try not to make direct eye contact with it. I agree subject matter doesn't matter in 'art'. Shigeru Miyamoto was probably like 'even if I made a game about plumbers it would be awesome' |
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I've only read through Chapter 3 so far, and I already love it! Feel free to write other short stories; you know I want to read them and, judging by the reaction from the Book of Clive thread, so do other members as well. Also, why do you cower at the world? You have a strong mind and an original sense of humor, so hold your head high and look everything in the eye, even the eye-less Smarsnaul of Yibbeth 5. |
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What a delicious circle jerk, what a bunh of fucking cunts you are. |
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Dude I thought you choked to death on your dad's cum? Welcome back, we need to celebrate! |
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You should pull your pants down and join us. Don't be shy; we can talk about grinning ape if you want. |
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Being able to pull his pants down would imply that he had been wearing any at all. As he cannot achieve sexual stimulation without stirring up shit on internet messageboards, it's a good bet that he's got the tweasers out and the trousers discarded. |
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Hoohohoho, yeah, i have no penis, I'm not the fucking pair of humourless cunts giving each other a reach around over some cod sixth form surrealist level of masturbatory self love, so.. my message is .. cunt off. |
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It's so cute how you express your jealousy of me as hostility. |
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homie, don't forget there's a thread about w M w's drawings you might want check out and dis |
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I would enjoy a wmw original drawing right about now. |
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Drawing?... Oh, you must mean drawering. Drawing?... Oh, you must mean drawering. (I couldn't decide whether or not to include the period inside the italics). (I couldn't decide whether or not to include the period inside the parenthesis.) |
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a period inside the italics is half the size of a regular one (on win2k [which doesn't support cleartype]){.} |
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{.}__{.} |
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I went to h.s. with a guy who said drawlings and it made me want to elbow him in the larynx. |
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