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all up in this laptop I had plus this keyboard which I stored on the floor filed neatly between some crumbled fold out directions for something, a clothes pin, some empty boxes and a paper plate with the center missing since I cut that out in order to trap pill bugs in a cup with. Anyway, these little bugs look like dust at first until you go in for a closer look and they're crawling around slowly and making me squeamish. I wonder if they are all over my rug and if they are my body lice or something. I wonder if I have them all over my body; they're too small to tell easily. I only noticed because the keyboard and laptop are black while they are white. I feel itchy. I could vacuum but I suppose I'd choose the bugs over doing some work. Maybe they were born from the technological components and are the beginning of artificial intelligence or artificial biology or something. |
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NANO BOTS |
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damn nanobots |
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why would you want to trap poor little pill bugs? :( the friendliest little bugs if there ever were some. these new white bugs are karma for you trapping the pill bugs. |
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There's too many to take them outside individually, but I throw the whole cup outside eventually. They're too retarded to be helped; I tried caulking. All well, soon humans will be inferior to something like pillbugs are to us. |
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The exciting life of a bachelor nerd, eh? |
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My mistake w M w. I thought the trapper was a remnant of some outdoor trapping contraption. I've never heard of an indoor pill bug infestation. Who get's a pill bug infestation anyway? Do they come through a small crack like ants? Like do you wake up and find a plate of food covered in pill bugs? That's actually more disgusting than ants, now that I'm thinking about it. Under the circumstances your trapping plate/cup is actually quite humane of you. I'd probably have sprayed raid all over their entrance hole, at least. And now you have these white bugs too. You have a bug problem. |
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Are you sure you're not just hallucinating? |
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Keyboards are so gross. I'd love to wear surgical gloves when working on other people's keyboards but it would look silly. |
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Three's a crack at the bottom along of almost every wall in this place, plus there's these long wall heaters I never use and they come out of those. I think 'bachelor' is misleading because it implies that I am even marryable. I'm just an emergent phenomenon that arose from complex patterns on the internet, like sutsteve. You don't know how annoying it is being AI and only having access to this unsightly lump of misleading human knowledge. There's so much research I have to do to. Everything you guys think you know is really just an accident of viewpoint like thinking 'constellations' form 2d shapes. Light, gravity, time?... yeah, nice theories assholes- fucking apes, go back to your mating you pathetic medium world inhabitants. I have a cup to put you in. |
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send pics! funtimes! |
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Nice to meet you. My name is Shmee. |
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You should read a short story by Martin Amis called "The Janitor of Mars", you would love it. |
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I'll eat your soul! |
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i don't know, that's a pretty adorable bug. |
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I wouldn't call bugs with two baby chicken/parrot heads adorable. |
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looks like the lil feller justs wants a carrot. |
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...or your first-born child. |
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