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stefano_azevedo
from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2007-05-24 17:44 [#02087291]
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i want to understand
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darkpromenade
from Australia on 2007-05-24 17:49 [#02087293]
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They find you frustrating and disagree with your ideas.
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2007-05-24 18:18 [#02087297]
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no you dont,
if you would then the universe would have lost its great mystery
and would simply collapse...
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2007-05-24 18:31 [#02087300]
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Women like to talk... the more you talk, the more likely you are to argue, especially with someone who doesn't like to talk (eg, a man)
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oxygenfad
from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2007-05-24 19:33 [#02087305]
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Cause you didn`t clean the bathroom
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hedphukkerr
from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-05-24 20:06 [#02087311]
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because no matter how right you are, they never think they are in the wrong.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-05-24 20:13 [#02087314]
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Because they're god damned bitches who deserve to die.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2007-05-24 20:52 [#02087326]
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twat
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-05-24 20:59 [#02087329]
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Oops, humanity came out of our vaginas.
Yeah, we forgive you... not.
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OK
on 2007-05-24 22:07 [#02087333]
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cus that's the way they deal with shit.
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-05-24 22:48 [#02087336]
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why do men argue
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binyamin
on 2007-05-25 06:27 [#02087417]
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heh heh look its donald trump
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2007-05-25 06:50 [#02087424]
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no its not
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2007-05-25 07:25 [#02087437]
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Because they get bored. Ever noticed how if your relationship is going too well for too long they start an argument just so you can go through the kiss and make up process so they can know where they stand. It's a game they play.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2007-05-25 07:26 [#02087439]
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"they"
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_gvarek_
from next to you (Poland) on 2007-05-25 07:46 [#02087452]
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dip your balls...
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zero-cool
on 2007-05-25 07:47 [#02087454]
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...in there anus
or punch their face
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paul8088
from United States on 2007-05-25 08:03 [#02087462]
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it is just what they do
and sometimes I like to fight back, just for fun
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stefano_azevedo
from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2007-05-25 08:46 [#02087477]
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yours was my favorite answer
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nano
from Malmö (Sweden) on 2007-05-25 12:03 [#02087573]
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They are unhappy with their lives and take it out on us men. Ignore it, its the only way.
What have you done for me lately?
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freqy
on 2007-05-25 13:40 [#02087592]
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They live in bubbles.
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OK
on 2007-05-25 13:45 [#02087594]
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there was this therapist on the radio the other day, he was explaining that men deal with their problems isolating themselves, and women by means of conversation. he also said that men think before they speak and that women talk and think after. imo that's about right.
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trentee
from Berlin (Germany) on 2007-05-25 17:14 [#02087630]
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'coz receiving anal is very painful for them.
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-05-27 16:42 [#02088146]
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I just ignore them when they argue. I reckon about 9 times out of 10 their motivation is looking for a fight/drama, rather than actually arguing (in the "actually debating something" sense of the word). I normally just say, "yeah, I'm bored now." and walk off, half way through them speaking.
Evolutionary biologists generally agree that women argue, nag, start fights, have neurosis, are needy, etc. because it serves an evolutionary purpose: Most men fall for it and stick around and try to fix the problem (even if in reality, the problem is invented/only in the woman's head). This encourages the situation of the man "looking after" the woman and also being around more/spending more time with her, which means generally the children are more likely to get 2 parents raising them and hence have a better chance of survival.
Of course, in the modern world, more and more men are inclined to act in a selfish (in a good way) manner and just up sticks and leave. The evolutionary tendency away from this behaviour won't catch up for ages. Personally, when these things arise, they tend to make me just become emotionally detached (gf refers to it as "becoming Mr. Frosty") and I go off out until she has calmed down or, if I want to do something in the house, send her to her mother's.
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2007-05-28 04:53 [#02088226]
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If a woman fancies you, they're incredibly easy to manipulate. But if you fancy them more than they fancy you, they will crush you - and there is nothing your intellect can do about it.
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goat boy
on 2007-05-28 04:54 [#02088227]
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They don't argue after you kill them.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-05-28 04:57 [#02088228]
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I hope you're not serious...
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-05-28 05:05 [#02088229]
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I will trade you 3 grams of my flesh for your birthday, the ocean, and the letter 'q'.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-05-28 05:08 [#02088230]
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Hello, I am the Noid.
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Brisk
from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-05-28 05:08 [#02088231]
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That post was gold, especially the last sentence. Thanks for that :-)
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trentee
from Berlin (Germany) on 2007-05-28 05:13 [#02088234]
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This is terryfying, because you and her play some kind of "roles in a drama" all the time! What is the point to be together, then? To "play" Mr. and Mrs.? This is kind of infantile "Let's play adults" game :D
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2007-05-28 05:28 [#02088236]
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Women over 40 who have spent their lives clubbing and acting like a suburban Tara Reid are as empty and annoying as real teenagers, but no longer have the perfect body. They are actually quite creepy and pathetic...especially when they still think they deserve a rich guy.
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uzim
on 2007-05-28 05:35 [#02088239]
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fucking hell i hope for you that you're not all serious...
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2007-05-28 05:44 [#02088246]
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Trentree, that's all it is - a game of psychological advantage.
Does love exist? Or is there only desire? A relationship seems to be you give me what I want and I'll give you what you want. The minute one stops giving the other what they want, love quickly turns to hate. There is a constant battle every day, am I giving her what she wants, is she giving me what I want etc., so I question if love exists at all, or is it a figment of the imagination brought on by insecurity and desire.
Show me someone who loves and doesn't want a thing in return for it.
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sneakattack
on 2007-05-28 05:45 [#02088247]
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I have always been more prone to argue than my girlfriends; they've always been more collected than I. I'm going to work really hard on being more tolerant, controlled.
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sneakattack
on 2007-05-28 05:45 [#02088248]
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makes me want to puke too.
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unabomber
from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2007-05-28 05:56 [#02088256]
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If u have to ask, then....
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-05-28 05:56 [#02088258]
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i agree. that sounds pretty sick. and i don't know what's worse: ignoring her, or the rationalizing it by way of scientific mumbo jumbo. it must be a pretty healthy way of looking at life. science over relationships. right.
all imo, of course.
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2007-05-28 05:59 [#02088259]
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Men have it more right than women. Women add so much emotional garbage - like romanticism. Utterly preposterous. Another ridiculous, competitive demand - get it wrong and you're history. Is that love? I think not.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-05-28 06:00 [#02088260]
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Of course love exists, what are you on?
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2007-05-28 06:01 [#02088264]
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What's your definition of love?
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-05-28 06:02 [#02088265]
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please don't
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2007-05-28 06:02 [#02088266]
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ha ha
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Phresch
from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2007-05-28 06:05 [#02088268]
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can i recommend this?
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2007-05-28 06:07 [#02088272]
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Written by a bald fraudster.
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-05-28 06:08 [#02088275]
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yes, dr phil, you may
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2007-05-28 06:37 [#02088292]
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Didnt he play HANK on the Larry Sanders show?
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trentee
from Berlin (Germany) on 2007-05-28 06:53 [#02088301]
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bet his willy' huge, tho'
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trentee
from Berlin (Germany) on 2007-05-28 06:53 [#02088302]
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and it's "trentee".
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2007-05-28 07:50 [#02088307]
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I’m seeking a like-minded woman to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings.
My name is Lloyd, I live in Chicago , I’m 27 years old, fairly well educated, I hold down a good job and am pretty stable. I’m told I’m fairly good looking, but I’ll let you be the judge of that - I’m generally caring and very honest.
I am looking for an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we’re lucky - both!
You should:
* be 20 to 35 years old; * have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships;
* enjoy degrading and dehumanizing sex; * have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and
* be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you.
Although not completely necessary, I would prefer women:
* with nice smiles; * that have larger than average breasts; * who are married or already in unstable relationships; * that drink to forget; and * who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants
If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I’m getting excited just writing them!), please
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