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offline b6662966 from ? on 2007-04-30 04:49 [#02077580]
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Does anyone actually know any real Jewish People?

Are they safe to hang around with or bring over to your
house?

Appreciate any info as im throwing a party and trying to
decide weather or not its ok to invite one who goes to
school with me.

It's a female Jew if that makes any difference.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-04-30 04:55 [#02077582]
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i reccomend watching borat seen as it is a far better source
for reliable information on the jews than this messageboard


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-04-30 05:10 [#02077585]
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They're like thieves every single one of them. Especially
the ones with the weird hair.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2007-04-30 05:36 [#02077588]
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i only know a couple of fakies adolf.


 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2007-04-30 05:57 [#02077591]
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I hear rumours they have even infiltrated this board


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2007-04-30 06:13 [#02077594]
Points: 8472 Status: Regular



well the jewish faith is passed down the female side of the
family, so if she goes to give you a tiny box of Jew,
whatever you do, don't take it!


 

offline easterlingman from Sarasota (United States) on 2007-04-30 06:24 [#02077595]
Points: 217 Status: Lurker



chat with jewish singles!


 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2007-04-30 06:30 [#02077597]
Points: 3121 Status: Lurker



I used to watch so much Seinfeld, I nearly became completely
jewified . Luckily, I got exorcised at my local church in
the last minute.


 

offline The_Shark on 2007-04-30 06:36 [#02077604]
Points: 292 Status: Addict



Affordable Jewish Funeral

You know, I think I might just treat myself to one.


 

offline dexmix from United States on 2007-04-30 10:00 [#02077655]
Points: 10 Status: Regular



Invite her already.


 

offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2007-05-01 10:59 [#02077991]
Points: 6427 Status: Lurker



Yes I do, and they really don't like the whole anti-Jew
thing. So stop.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2007-05-01 12:09 [#02078004]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



This thread is pointless and annoying. Someone please close
it.


 

offline It_is_a_beaver_ from Happy Land! (United States) on 2007-05-01 12:10 [#02078006]
Points: 94 Status: Regular



I'm Jewish. Hello!


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2007-05-01 12:25 [#02078014]
Points: 4921 Status: Lurker



juice


 

offline HmND from your mom (Israel) on 2007-05-01 13:17 [#02078025]
Points: 660 Status: Regular



Apple Jews.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-05-01 17:47 [#02078129]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular



"he's a jewish dolphin. a jewphin."


 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2007-05-01 21:59 [#02078184]
Points: 1110 Status: Lurker



noone has answered my question on weather or not jewish
humans are safe to bring into my house :(


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2007-05-01 22:18 [#02078186]
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How does "You're a fuckwit" sound?

i'm with Jonsey, shut this bullshit down.


 

offline hexane on 2007-05-01 22:19 [#02078187]
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"This thread is pointless and annoying. Someone please
close
it."

What a poor, unfortunate creature you are. Didn't you know
the mods of this board are primarily of Jewish descent?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2007-05-01 22:46 [#02078197]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



לְהַתְאִ
בְּדִיוּ
497;ם 511;


 

offline hexane on 2007-05-01 23:04 [#02078206]
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See? No wonder that i can't score an oink invite (im reading
between the lines here)


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-05-01 23:05 [#02078207]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker | Followup to hexane: #02078206



i don't know what you're reading, but i definitly see the
release-date for the next tuss album.


 

offline hexane on 2007-05-01 23:13 [#02078210]
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Are you a Jew?


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-05-01 23:14 [#02078211]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



is this a razzia?


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2007-05-02 01:41 [#02078232]
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"Are they safe to hang around with or bring over to your
house?"


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2007-05-02 05:44 [#02078286]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to b6662966: #02078184



'weather' is outside you, 'idiocy' is within you.


 

offline hexane on 2007-05-02 10:44 [#02078435]
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jonesy
jowesy
jowesh
jowish
jewish?


 

offline RussellDust on 2007-05-02 10:54 [#02078437]
Points: 16078 Status: Regular



Invite her, but beware of shape-shifting!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-05-02 11:03 [#02078442]
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You know, I just don't find "XLTrhumour" funny anymore. I
don't know which is more depressing, laughing at a thread
like this or the fact that I can't anymore.


 

offline RussellDust on 2007-05-02 11:12 [#02078443]
Points: 16078 Status: Regular | Followup to Zephyr Twin: #02078442



Don't let it get you down.
I'm not even sure if b6662966 is trying to be funny though,
and i'm sure like me you would prefer it to be meant as a
joke. maybe b6662966 is jewish and wants to see if we're all
anti and shit. Either way keep on posting your thoughts and
don't let it worry you.



 

offline Valor on 2007-05-02 20:46 [#02078644]
Points: 594 Status: Addict



they have an affinity for gold, so i've heard...


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2007-05-02 20:49 [#02078647]
Points: 2777 Status: Regular



why hasn't this thread been closed?

mods?

phobs?

anyone want to pass comment?

fucking shameful........


 

offline Valor on 2007-05-02 21:03 [#02078650]
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fuck cnesprhip


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2007-05-02 21:06 [#02078653]
Points: 2777 Status: Regular | Followup to Valor: #02078650



have another drink


 

offline Valor on 2007-05-02 21:17 [#02078655]
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dn't min if i du.


 

offline hexane on 2007-05-02 21:59 [#02078661]
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what are you? the anti-defamation league?


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2007-05-02 22:02 [#02078662]
Points: 2777 Status: Regular | Followup to hexane: #02078661



you're obviously a sixteen year old retard......

get back to me when you grow up.


 

offline hexane on 2007-05-02 22:26 [#02078666]
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I know i'm fairly immature. Still, you'd appreciate the
irony if you could see my surname...

Do you ever go to the breakcore.com.au forums dude?


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2007-05-02 22:29 [#02078668]
Points: 2777 Status: Regular | Followup to hexane: #02078666



no


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-05-02 22:50 [#02078673]
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[#02078666]


 

offline hexane on 2007-05-02 23:08 [#02078674]
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Someone put a hex on me! I;m not gona go pointing any
fingers tho (gypsies)

darkpromenade: it was started by Refund and xf from this
board, if that adds any creedence (it should, they are
champs). Though you're prolly not gona listen to me are ya


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2007-05-02 23:41 [#02078679]
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I'm browsing there now.........


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2007-05-02 23:50 [#02078681]
Points: 7983 Status: Lurker



we need more marvin gaye in here


 

offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2007-05-03 00:15 [#02078682]
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Agreed.


 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2007-05-03 01:16 [#02078700]
Points: 1110 Status: Lurker



I just learned that apparently Jack The Ripper was jewish.
In the end I decided against inviting the jewish girl from
school. Thank you guys for the wonderful comments!!!



 

offline binyamin on 2007-05-03 09:25 [#02078809]
Points: 56 Status: Addict



wonder what aphex thinks of jews or if hes ever met any...

his wholesome melodies often reminbd of chasidic tunes...


 

offline binyamin on 2007-05-03 09:28 [#02078810]
Points: 56 Status: Addict



wait - of course hes met jews, i mean i wonder if hes ever
met any observant jews...


 

offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2007-05-03 09:32 [#02078813]
Points: 6427 Status: Lurker | Followup to b6662966: #02078700



If that's true (which it probs isn't, this is XLT), that's
very very harsh of you.


 


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