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So, I have decided to quit my job that I just started earlier this month in lieu of going back to my previous job. This one seems to be the kind of thing that leads to people being stuck and miserable, where I was not perfectly happy at my previous one, it certainly alloted me certain freedoms that this current one is without (such as having a flexible schedule for when I actually want to go out and find a job I can be happy with). I also didn't find myself hating the last one, and this one is making me angry. Which leads me to the point. I am wondering if anyone here has any humorous stories about times they have quit a job, or humorous circumstances around a job they have been fired from. I am a professional, and am not really looking for advice in this matter, so much as something to laugh about while I write my resignation letter. |
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this one time, I quit my job *bah-dum tshhh* |
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what are/were you doing there? |
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i'd laugh if the other people didn't take you back. That'd teach you for being a grass is always greener kinda guy. |
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GOOD LUK! |
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You're doing what to your job? Hi, I'm a professional, standards and excellence are my mantra, I don't miss a single detail, and I am... quiting my job... You're noticibly doing your job? You're.. almost doing your job? Do you work at a budget dictionary publishers? As a professional? |
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What I meant is that I don't need peoples advice on quitting in a clever way, I am a professional, so I know how to do that shit and do it without burning bridges. |
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Write your resignation letter in lolcats grammar. "i quite ur job kthx bai i can has unmeploynmet? (signded)taxi p.s. lol" |
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McDonalds really need to do something about this staff attrition. They are losing far too many professionals who write them letters quiting. Good luck back at Starbucks. |
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Yeah. Thanks jerk. Fortunately for you, I didn't spit in your mom when I was finished making her cook me food last night. |
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being able to in lolcats is a highly appreciated skill nowadays |
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being able to rite in lolcats |
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being able to lolcat the rite way in lolcats |
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Quiting. <----- Hahahahaha! |
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Woo an insult referring to my mum, wow...fucking stunned. How do I respond to that? Cretin. |
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I quit a job once - when I handed in my notice the top boss said, "why do you want to leave?". I said "because I'm bored; I do 30 minutes work out of every 8 hour day - it's making me depressed and I can't take it anymore". He offered me a pay rise, as if that would make any difference. |
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Well, whatever you do, don't respond in a sarcastic manner that belies your ability to respond to comments about your mom with any more creativity or wit than the insult itself. Now I am going to repeat your insult back at you to show you how effective your sarcasm has been in order to make me feel small. Cretin. |
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Is English not your first language? You will find that padding sentences out with extraneous words in order to look more intelligent is actually an art form that you have far from mastered. Your last sentence was a holy mess and maybe someday, in the distant future when you have finally mastered basic English, you will realise it would probably have been better to just keep your fingers still. |
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have you studied attrition data? |
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Unfortunately I was recently involved in the implementation of a large scale workforce management system, part of which was looking at attrition. |
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oooooof, I was recently bored half to death with some CIPD exam text all about it. |
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Kindly point out where I padded my sentence there. Aside from the word 'belies', I can't read any word there that normally wouldn't use. The only reason I used the word belies in the first place there is because I think its funny to use when dealing with someone who has an inflated ego, because they usually pick up on it for some reason. |
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Cretin. |
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epohs made that |
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LOL! |
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