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used to be ~1000 |
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thanks for the update |
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What in blue blazes are you writing about? |
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Today 380 |
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Your mom. She's lost weight. |
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messages per day. |
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Your mom does leave me 385 messages per day, doesn't she. She says HI by the way. |
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This is not a laughing matter. |
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Oh yeah; she lost a lot of that weight when she peed in your swimming pool and ice cube trays and crapped in your container of chocolate ice cream. |
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Yeah. That sure brings be back. BTW, can you tell her I would like to see her again? She stopped answering my calls after that time I jizzed in her eye. |
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She's currently going out with me- I'll ask her if she's interested in a 3 way with me and you though.... But you're not jizzing in my eye! |
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This is getting into something more better how I like it. |
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My mom saw that your name is penis, so she said you can come over too. You can do her belly button. |
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Can I jizz in his eyes? |
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Oh by all means, even without his permission... especially without his permission. |
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Thankfully, I remembered to wear my jizzglasses. B-D |
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