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I designed an extremely fine tuned IQ test. *ONLY* take this test if you think you can handle the brutally honest results. Set your timers for 5 minutes, and start them... NOW! (The time it will take you to read the rest of this text and scroll down to the actual test have already been accounted for in the 5 minute time limit). The test is as follows: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1) DO YOU LIKE EGGO WAFFLES? [ ] Yes [ ] No |
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I don't know what it is. I guess that's zero points for me then. |
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[X] Yes |
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[x] yes, please! |
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leggo my aigo |
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Aw fuck, I totally just farted right now. If it was a color I'd say it smelled 'grey' (They usually smell brown or orange). It was hideous like the grim reaper just let one loose in my face; I still smell it. Anyway, your results are astounding. Your metachlorian count dwarfs Anakins, and it is quite likely that you are the only being that exists and everyone else is just imagined by you. I just layed another while typing this and think I'm going to pass out. It gave me something I've never experienced before, similar to a brain freeze only more like a brain 'sizzle'. |
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Fuck... I always thought that. The part about "it is quite likely that you are the only being that exists and everyone else is just imagined by you. " You've changed my life!!! |
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dunno, but i've iq |
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i flunked. |
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[x] Yes Ill take what is behind door #1. |
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Well, this is the first time this has happened... your IQ seems to be immeasurable. I'm not sure what this means; it could be that you are a god, have absolutely no intelligence, or don't exist. I'm leaning toward the latter theory since it correlates with DirtyPriest's results. I'm sorry to disappoint you with no concrete IQ. |
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At first I didn't understand your results. Everything in the 55.7 - 70.3 frequency was *off the charts*, but everything above 70.3 wasn't registering at all. I had to do some research actually because this is a rare case. Finally I reached the indisputable conclusion that these are not metachlorians, but rather homosexualorians. Your results are that you are extremely, I mean just potently (maybe even contageously) gay. With results like these you might even be the god of homosexuality. |
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What the...? This was a secret password created by the test designer to bypass the test itself and turn on the 'test edit mode' as well as access other behind the scenes features. You didn't mess with any knobs in there did you? If so, the rest of the results could very well be meaningless. |
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Amazing! You have exactly 1 metachlorian more than DirtyPriest, giving you a total of 2,743,297,455. I zoomed in on that one extra one though, and it appears to have metachlorian down syndrome. So, it is unknown if that last metachlorian will ultimately make your total IQ higher or lower than DirtyPriest's. |
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I didn't get any numerical results from your test... the machine just spit out a picture of a box of 'Better Cheddars'. I don't even have a vague idea of what this could mean; sorry. |
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Sorry... but you completely failed. The correct answer is [X] No. You got 0 out of 1 question correct, giving you a grand total of 0. It was known that such a score was theoretically possible, but nobody thought anyone would actually score that low. That reminds me, I want to get a tattoo that says 'failure' on my forehead. |
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This testing facility is now closed. The privacy of your information and results is NOT important to us and we will share them with anyone who asks and with many, many people who don't ask. |
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i didnt study too hard for this exam.... |
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[x] Duh-nno |
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holy shit :) |
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Dunno |
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