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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2007-04-12 17:36 [#02071638]
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One day, you "snap out of it" and realize you're holding a gun. You have no idea how you got there but there's blood everywhere and family members are screaming at you "oh my god, are you insane? You've killed [your spouse] [little Jimmy] [Grandma] [etc.]!"
What do you do?
[ ] put down the gun [ ] turn the gun on yourself [ ] say "what the hell" and keep shooting until they take you out
[ ] I am monoid and this represents a typical family gathering for me
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2007-04-12 17:39 [#02071639]
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is that a hypothetical situation?
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2007-04-12 17:42 [#02071640]
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[X] put down the gun
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EVOL
from a long time ago on 2007-04-12 17:42 [#02071641]
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[x] say "what the hell" and keep shooting until they take me out
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thatne
from United States on 2007-04-12 17:48 [#02071643]
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kill the others then myself
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2007-04-12 17:48 [#02071644]
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No, I'm covered in blood using wi fi at a coffee shop near a reception hall and need your input.
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2007-04-12 17:51 [#02071645]
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in that case "say "what the hell" and keep shooting until they take
you out" sounds like a reasonable choice.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2007-04-12 18:38 [#02071659]
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tolstoyed is
[x] Sam Raimi
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-04-12 19:15 [#02071661]
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say 'is anybody ELSE gonna resist giving me oral sex?'
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Fah
from Netherlands, The on 2007-04-12 19:23 [#02071662]
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[X] go on xltronic, make a thread about it
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RussellDust
on 2007-04-12 19:27 [#02071663]
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"oh my god, are you insane..?"
lol
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2007-04-12 19:35 [#02071664]
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Surely I'd realize I actually had a firearm before I used it.
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2007-04-12 19:55 [#02071669]
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d
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whoami
from Dallas/Ft. Worth (United States) on 2007-04-12 20:16 [#02071671]
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I'd do the American thing and claim i didn't do it and keep it tied up in court for years and years then ultimately everyone would forget about it and then after i was finally acquitted of the charges id tell people if i was the one who did it how i would have done it, but still everyone would think i was guilty regardless of said court decision.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2007-04-12 22:58 [#02071683]
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Sorry, I love expository dialogue. ;-)
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Akira
from out of space on 2007-04-13 08:25 [#02071743]
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bloody hell!!!!!!
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Valor
on 2007-04-13 08:59 [#02071752]
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[x] put the gun down and play a game of russian roulette with gramps
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-04-13 09:14 [#02071756]
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[x] masturbate
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-04-13 09:20 [#02071758]
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hay gayas check it out i did one of them things wheer i answer somethin that isnt option!§ LOL!
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pigster
from melbs on 2007-04-13 09:45 [#02071765]
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[x] hay gayas check it out i did one of them things wheer i answer somethin that isnt option!§ LOL!
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whoami
from Dallas/Ft. Worth (United States) on 2007-04-13 13:09 [#02071786]
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cute.
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-04-13 13:25 [#02071789]
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i'd probably drop the gun from shock.
i can't imagine myself getting into such a situation in the first place though, no matter what
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2007-04-13 14:05 [#02071798]
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No, you're far too stodgy and methodical. You'd have your victims fill out forms first, then you'd correct their grammar, then they'd die of boredom.
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EVOL
from a long time ago on 2007-04-13 14:31 [#02071799]
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offer 'em a pint and shit
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2007-04-13 15:19 [#02071808]
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Do you accept if they offer to get the next round, or do you insist on picking it up? I simply don't know the etiquette of dealing with potential victims.
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2007-04-13 15:57 [#02071812]
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I'd say ''WHAT HAPPEN'' and they'd tell me WHAT HAPPEN and things would work out. Somehow. Love conquers all.
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staz
on 2007-04-13 15:59 [#02071813]
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[x] post and close thread
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2007-04-13 16:01 [#02071814]
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For great justice!
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-04-13 20:19 [#02071846]
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how do I shot family?
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