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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2007-04-12 17:36 [#02071638]
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One day, you "snap out of it" and realize you're holding a
gun. You have no idea how you got there but there's blood
everywhere and family members are screaming at you "oh my
god, are you insane? You've killed [your spouse] [little
Jimmy] [Grandma] [etc.]!"

What do you do?

[ ] put down the gun
[ ] turn the gun on yourself
[ ] say "what the hell" and keep shooting until they take
you out
[ ] I am monoid and this represents a typical family
gathering for me


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2007-04-12 17:39 [#02071639]
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is that a hypothetical situation?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-04-12 17:42 [#02071640]
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[X] put down the gun


 

offline EVOL from beyond the grave on 2007-04-12 17:42 [#02071641]
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[x] say "what the hell" and keep shooting until they
take me out


 

offline thatne from United States on 2007-04-12 17:48 [#02071643]
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kill the others then myself


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2007-04-12 17:48 [#02071644]
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No, I'm covered in blood using wi fi at a coffee shop near a
reception hall and need your input.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2007-04-12 17:51 [#02071645]
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in that case "say "what the hell" and keep shooting until
they take
you out" sounds like a reasonable choice.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2007-04-12 18:38 [#02071659]
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tolstoyed is

[x] Sam Raimi


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-04-12 19:15 [#02071661]
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say 'is anybody ELSE gonna resist giving me oral sex?'


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2007-04-12 19:23 [#02071662]
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[X] go on xltronic, make a thread about it


 

offline RussellDust on 2007-04-12 19:27 [#02071663]
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"oh my god, are you insane..?"

lol


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2007-04-12 19:35 [#02071664]
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Surely I'd realize I actually had a firearm before I used
it.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2007-04-12 19:55 [#02071669]
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d


 

offline whoami from Dallas/Ft. Worth (United States) on 2007-04-12 20:16 [#02071671]
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I'd do the American thing and claim i didn't do it and keep
it tied up in court for years and years then ultimately
everyone would forget about it and then after i was finally
acquitted of the charges id tell people if i was the one who
did it how i would have done it, but still everyone would
think i was guilty regardless of said court decision.




 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2007-04-12 22:58 [#02071683]
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Sorry, I love expository dialogue. ;-)


 

offline Akira from out of space on 2007-04-13 08:25 [#02071743]
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bloody hell!!!!!!


 

offline Valor on 2007-04-13 08:59 [#02071752]
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[x] put the gun down and play a game of russian roulette
with gramps


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-04-13 09:14 [#02071756]
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[x] masturbate


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-04-13 09:20 [#02071758]
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hay gayas check it out i did one of them things wheer i
answer somethin that isnt option!§ LOL!


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2007-04-13 09:45 [#02071765]
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[x] hay gayas check it out i did one of them things wheer i
answer somethin that isnt option!§ LOL!


 

offline whoami from Dallas/Ft. Worth (United States) on 2007-04-13 13:09 [#02071786]
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cute.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-04-13 13:25 [#02071789]
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i'd probably drop the gun from shock.

i can't imagine myself getting into such a situation in the
first place though, no matter what


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2007-04-13 14:05 [#02071798]
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No, you're far too stodgy and methodical. You'd have your
victims fill out forms first, then you'd correct their
grammar, then they'd die of boredom.


 

offline EVOL from beyond the grave on 2007-04-13 14:31 [#02071799]
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offer 'em a pint and shit


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2007-04-13 15:19 [#02071808]
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Do you accept if they offer to get the next round, or do you
insist on picking it up? I simply don't know the etiquette
of dealing with potential victims.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2007-04-13 15:57 [#02071812]
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I'd say ''WHAT HAPPEN'' and they'd tell me WHAT HAPPEN and
things would work out. Somehow. Love conquers all.


 

offline staz on 2007-04-13 15:59 [#02071813]
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[x] post and close thread


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2007-04-13 16:01 [#02071814]
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For great justice!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-04-13 20:19 [#02071846]
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how do I shot family?


 


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