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offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-14 17:12 [#02062318]
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Stroking, my hair
Eating, a pear
Why fight, over there?
When you can,
Eat a pear.

Crash! Goes the boy-child
Boom! Goes the little girl
Ouch! Says the grandmotherfather
And! Gasps the fairy-man


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-14 17:15 [#02062321]
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apples and pears = stairs
apples and pears = bears
apples and pears = hairs
apples and pears = lairs
apples and pears = fares
apples and pears = pairs


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-03-14 17:20 [#02062325]
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It's not as bad
as some of the rubbish
Optimus Prime comes out with
he'd make it a lot longer,
much longer, as the japanese man-bride unit cleverly
unpeeled the pear shaped pear in a disingenous yet wholly
explicit fashion.
Time stopped and rushed forward as the entire familial node
points chimed in with varying vocalised, externalised
outbursts that were unified by being differently the same.
And there was a fairy man, probably from a video game.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-14 17:22 [#02062327]
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tell me more


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-14 17:35 [#02062336]
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dum-diddle-diddle
dum-dee-da
dum-diddle-diddle
dum-doo-daa

There little fiddle,
What's up today?
Come little fiddle,
Let's go out to play!



 

offline magicant from Canada on 2007-03-15 00:06 [#02062438]
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FAV+ !!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2007-03-15 00:21 [#02062446]
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today, is the day
unlike yesterday
to eat away.. at the pear

pear shaped pregnant woman
her pear is ripe
and today is grape day instead.


 

offline magicant from Canada on 2007-03-15 00:23 [#02062448]
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i stuck a pair
in my ass while a pair
of testicles tea-bagged my hair-
y breasts so that i couldn't bare
the cold weather


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-15 02:07 [#02062464]
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offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2007-03-15 06:50 [#02062522]
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is this thread
still not spoiled yet?


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-15 15:31 [#02062711]
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No;
It isn't spoiled,
For the plan hasn't been soiled,
It still goes on strong,
Like a beautiful little song,
But hark! There shifts the sky
Beautiful and red in twilight, like an apple pie.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2007-03-15 18:01 [#02062773]
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so this is it then
our strongholding and ongoing public zen
if this thread does not, in one day time, get spoiled
my undies will end up sticky and soiled
it's rare for threads like these
to hold to the frontpage of this board like a tumor desease
cause, this thread is actually consider pretty pointless in
it's whole
so let us be generous for once, and give watmm their thread
back, lol


 

offline magicant from Canada on 2007-03-20 21:13 [#02064496]
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Does anybody else see a Hair Removal ad at the bottom of the
page?


 

offline jkd from Twitch City (Canada) on 2007-03-20 23:33 [#02064518]
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hair, pear,
bear, beer,
i whistled for a cab and when it came near,
the license plate said fresh and there were dice in the
mirr'



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-03-21 05:04 [#02064588]
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I_x_ten. Any more of that and it'll be a B7.

I'm also intrigued as to what NTFW stands for, if indeed,
it's not merely a mis-spelling of NSFW.



 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2007-03-21 05:09 [#02064589]
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not tridenti for work. why is that b7 yet other people have
posted much worse things and not even been removed and no
bans and no nsfw tags? i don't mind, just seems
inconsistent?


 


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