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p l e a s e = p r e v e n t = m y = b i r t h :( :( :( :( :( :( |
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Sorry. I am inventing a time machine so I can go back to when my relationship was perfect, and warn my younger self not to stop paying attention to his girlfriend so he won't get dumped. Then I will live vicariously through my younger self until I realize that this is bullshit because he gets to fuck the girl that I love. So then I attempt to usurp his position, but he gets wise, and then there's a final fight to the death. |
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youll probably just be reincarnated anyway |
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I stopped melting momentarily and now am indifferent again. Thanks for being somewhat real. |
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>>> def wMw (): ...print "Very boring indeed" ... |
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why do we have to do it? prevent your own birth, you lazy cunt. |
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weird fucker |
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i'm not even gonna reply to this |
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sorry dude, i went back in time an all but i think i accidentally became your dad. p.s. tell your mom i said hey. |
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im too busy working on a teleportation machine... |
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basic teleportation knowledge: be sure that there wont be any animals in the cell with ya even one tiny fly could change your dna to the extreme funny extremes though... |
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Is that some sort of "assembler" language? I'm asking because I'm studying it. |
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Let's try that with something cooler than a lowly fly before we jump to conclusions. Christ. |
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w M w that makes no sense! It would only make a time/space paradox and you would still exist in this reality, did you just watch T2? |
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ok, an elephant + a giraffe + a rhino together would be way funnier but they wouldnt fit in the cell, so id choose a chameleon, i always wanted to have a tongue like that to steal food and the colours imagine the colours... |
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I think my single problem is that I enjoy being insane and miserable. |
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This reminds me of that time that future-marlowe posted on Xltronic. He had some very interesting things to say. |
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If you could do that, then it would create a paradox because you wouldn't exist to ask somebody to prevent your birth in the first place, so then you would be born, but then you would be able to ask somebody, so then you wouldn't, ad infinitum... |
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a bit of the ol' wink wink nod nod innit |
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hmm... |
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