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M from Fraggle Rock on 2001-06-09 09:21 [#00008880]



Hi, I'd like a big mac meal (with a coke), 2 filet of fish
sandwiches by themselves, and an oreo mcflury. And have a
coupon for a free big mac, but I only want a total sum of
one big mac, so I want to use that coupon on the one in the
meal (ie not an ADDITIONAL big mac). Thanks.


 

wizards teeth on 2001-06-09 09:58 [#00008882]



Your order will take approximately three minutes. If you
don't mind can you wait over there next to the fat owl and
the skinny pop stars (with french legs and german forearms)


 

po{e} from the uk on 2001-06-09 10:02 [#00008883]



no no no, you have got mc donalds ordering ALL wrong,
firstlym you ask for 1 plain hamburger, this takes longer to
make and causes extra fuss, when the person comewith it say,
i want a second one, this will annoy everyone even more (the
customers waiting, the serving person and the
cook[?!?!?!?!]) then when you have both burgers you change
one to a fillet o fish, then when the server person comes
back look at where they keep the burgers and choose one that
hasnt been made slowing down the process even more, do the
same for chips, change the order as soon as they come back
with it, with drinks there is a multitude of ways to fuck
them up, say there is too much or to little ice, the drink
has been waterd down (say this very loudly so other people
hear)ask for all the side shit like ketchup and BBQ sauce
whatever then take you food (?!??!) and eat, it is at this
poit i would like to say that IT IS NOT ILLEGAL TO MAKE A
MESS IN RESTURANTS(just remeber the difference between
criminal damage and a mess).....so, that extra large
chocolate milkshake was 'accidentally' dropped all over the
main walk through...talk loudly and splat the sida dressings
over the table, while someone takes a burger and flushes it
down the toilet...which blocks it and freaks customers
out....

me and people have done this a few times with varying
amounts of sucess and often being told to leave (naturally
our orders were so fucked that we got the food for
free)...so muich fun, we cost them money from food and loss
of business....I know it costs them a minutes profit or
something, but it is the thought that counts.



 

M from Fraggle Rock on 2001-06-09 10:10 [#00008888]



Cool, you're a sociopath! I see that you really enjoy
pissing people off. Actually... this isn't McDonalds's, is
it?


 


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