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M
from Fraggle Rock on 2001-06-09 09:21 [#00008880]
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Hi, I'd like a big mac meal (with a coke), 2 filet of fish sandwiches by themselves, and an oreo mcflury. And have a coupon for a free big mac, but I only want a total sum of one big mac, so I want to use that coupon on the one in the meal (ie not an ADDITIONAL big mac). Thanks.
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wizards teeth
on 2001-06-09 09:58 [#00008882]
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Your order will take approximately three minutes. If you don't mind can you wait over there next to the fat owl and the skinny pop stars (with french legs and german forearms)
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po{e}
from the uk on 2001-06-09 10:02 [#00008883]
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no no no, you have got mc donalds ordering ALL wrong, firstlym you ask for 1 plain hamburger, this takes longer to make and causes extra fuss, when the person comewith it say, i want a second one, this will annoy everyone even more (the customers waiting, the serving person and the cook[?!?!?!?!]) then when you have both burgers you change one to a fillet o fish, then when the server person comes back look at where they keep the burgers and choose one that hasnt been made slowing down the process even more, do the same for chips, change the order as soon as they come back with it, with drinks there is a multitude of ways to fuck them up, say there is too much or to little ice, the drink has been waterd down (say this very loudly so other people hear)ask for all the side shit like ketchup and BBQ sauce whatever then take you food (?!??!) and eat, it is at this poit i would like to say that IT IS NOT ILLEGAL TO MAKE A MESS IN RESTURANTS(just remeber the difference between criminal damage and a mess).....so, that extra large chocolate milkshake was 'accidentally' dropped all over the main walk through...talk loudly and splat the sida dressings over the table, while someone takes a burger and flushes it down the toilet...which blocks it and freaks customers out....
me and people have done this a few times with varying amounts of sucess and often being told to leave (naturally our orders were so fucked that we got the food for free)...so muich fun, we cost them money from food and loss of business....I know it costs them a minutes profit or something, but it is the thought that counts.
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M
from Fraggle Rock on 2001-06-09 10:10 [#00008888]
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Cool, you're a sociopath! I see that you really enjoy pissing people off. Actually... this isn't McDonalds's, is it?
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