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this kleenex is so soft |
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make a thread about it. |
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LOL I GET IT D00D |
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God damn, where can I download some this imminently instantaneous instantly delicious moment in xltronic wolfman's unibrow time coordinates snuggles fabric softener bear? |
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i think its on youtube |
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of course! Joyrex.com, |
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incredibulous. |
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why don't they make softerr toliet paperr? honestly, i don't underrstand it, it can rreally hurt yourr arrse. |
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ever used eastern european gray toilet paper ? it's like wiping your ass with abbrasive paper |
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using ASDA smart price tissue is like sticking a bastard file up your nose |
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The toilet paper I use is called "drakes". Really. Very cheap, weak structure. |
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toilte paper alone doesn't satisfy my ass. for pure cleanage i need some of those |
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you know i got a hairy ass |
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still, anything is betterr than that grreaseprroof paperr they used at school. |
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can you flush baby wipes down the loo? |
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actually you shouldn't do that - it's even stated on the package. at home i always flushed them down the loo because we had a good flush. no in my student's appartment the flush is horrible and those shitted motherfuckers won't go down. it takes a while before they soak with water and can be flushed. i'm afraid that one day i'll flush the water and my toilet will just explode. but i surely won't have a special box where i can put in used ones... nah |
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Stop being a ponce and wipe your arse on bog roll like everyone else. You are a bloke, right? ? |
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i actually just imagined about 200 flushed wipes flying around my head with immense speed |
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ask your girlfriend if she likes that sweet-sour taste of only-normal-paper-wiped-ass-which-always-leaves-some-pickle your s-left. mine didn't. actually - hm she didn't in fact - ey i don't have a girlfirend since june so i guess i can stop using those for a while |
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yourr girrlfriend used to... lick yourr ass |
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let's just say we had an adventureful sex-life |
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grreat |
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archetypical example of 'too much information' |
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haha you like to get your ass licked thats fucked up d00d |
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for real dude can we talk about how dude likes to get his ass licked |
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for real boo! |
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so you want me to tell you the slimmy details ? |
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he wants pics + explicit writings. |
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bæsj |
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of crouse he wants to, bitch all i can say - our romance was fair - nothing she did i wouldn't do either. and i wouldn't say that i didn't like licking a fresh washed ass before sticking my finger in |
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to the max |
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thats fucked up dude did you know that the ass is where shit comes from |
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there are many more germs in the mouth than in the anus apparently. |
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What's wrong with a little bit of rimming? |
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getting poop particles on your tongue. |
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i dont even like sticking my dick in there it gets all itchy |
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