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offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-02-09 16:19 [#02048032]
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[hanal] IM GONNA WATCH UNDER SEIGE AT 11
[hanal] ITS JUST THE WAY ITS GOING DOWN
[j198] AWESOME MOVIE
[hanal] YEAH,IM QUITE LOOKING FORWARD TO IT
[Brisk] YES STEVEN SEGAL IS HOT
* vlaris DOES THE SEGAL SQUINT
[Brisk] HES A BIT FAT NOW THO
[Brisk] PERHAPS NOW IS THE PERFECT CHANCE FOR ME TO
CHALLENGE HIM
[hanal] YEAH,HES ON THE FRIDAY NIGHT SHOW NOW
[Indeksical] I HATE THAT SHOW
[hanal] ITS GOOD
[Indeksical] IT DEPENDS ON THE GUEST
[hanal] TRUE
[Indeksical] I WILL HAVE TO SEE SEAGAL THOUGH. HE'S DREAMY
[hanal] HE IS
[hanal] BET HES GOT A HUGE COCK
[Indeksical] I BET HE HAS. I BET HE DEALS OUT ROUGH JUSTICE
WITH IT TOO
[hanal] I BEAT THE VEINS ON IT ARE BIGGER THAN MOST MENS
COCKS
[hanal] *BET
[Indeksical] YOU COULD PROBABLY MAKE A NEST IN HIS PUBIC
REGION AND RAISE A FAMILY THERE, ONLY LEAVING TO MINE FOR
COCK CHEESE TO SELL AT THE MARKET IN ARSE TOWN
[Indeksical] SHIT HE HAS FAT
[j198] LOL
[Brisk] STEVEN SEGAL HAS A BLACK BELT IN LOOKING DAMN GOOD
[Indeksical] I WANT TO SUCK HIS JOWLS
[Indeksical] HA! DANCE SEAGAL!
[hanal] I MUST GO AND GET NAKED AND WATCH UNDER SEIGE NOW

how much do YOU appreciate Steven Segal?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-09 16:23 [#02048034]
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HA!


 

offline retape from http://retape.net (Norway) on 2007-02-09 16:24 [#02048035]
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HA!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2007-02-09 16:26 [#02048037]
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A renaissance man that's mastered every medium. Steven
Seagal is The Final Option
is one of the best SNES
games.


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offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-02-09 16:35 [#02048038]
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there seems to be an awful lot of confusion over his last
name. I thought i had misspelled it in the topic title, but
it turns out it is indeed spelled seAgal.

I also found out that he practices aikido, which i am
looking into myself. AWESOME!

pwn


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-02-09 16:40 [#02048039]
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* vlaris DOES THE SEGAL SQUINT



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offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-02-09 16:43 [#02048042]
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i mean * vlaris DOES THE SEGAL SQUINT!!!!!!!!!!!


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offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-02-09 17:07 [#02048061]
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He's awesome.

Today You Die is a modern classic.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-09 17:14 [#02048062]
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he is kicking terrorist bottom at the moment on channel 4.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2007-02-09 17:33 [#02048074]
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nice hair plugs


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-02-09 18:01 [#02048089]
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I am the wind


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2007-02-09 18:27 [#02048109]
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He played with his blues band at my university tonight, but
I couldnt afford it

LAZY_TITLE

This is actually true


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-02-10 02:51 [#02048215]
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how much can a uni concert cost? jesus..

you'll regret this forever.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-02-10 02:52 [#02048216]
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30 pounds? what a fucking ripoff. Bastard.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-10 02:55 [#02048217]
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hahahahahaha class.


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2007-02-10 03:51 [#02048223]
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tasty!


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-10 03:53 [#02048224]
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holy cow,his man fat in cans.


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2007-02-10 03:56 [#02048226]
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nah it's an "ASIAN EXPERIENCE ENERGY DRINK"


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-10 04:01 [#02048227]
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still,better check for lumps when drinking.


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-02-10 04:18 [#02048228]
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Its all about the Exotic Botanicals.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2007-06-15 05:49 [#02093795]
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J have a look at the picture under "personal life" on
Seagal's Wiki entry, made me lol


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-06-15 05:53 [#02093799]
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Mystical dog incident

While being interviewed by PETA, Seagal was asked to provide
an example of a special interaction with an animal. To lend
context and meaning to his animal rights work, Seagal
offered the story about a dog which approached him during
his early aikido years in Japan. Seagal described feeling as
if he had known this white dog forever. After keeping the
dog for a few days, the dog (by barking) warned Seagal that
his dojo was on fire. Seagal quickly summoned help to put
out the conflagration. Seagal never saw the dog again.

Cue: The Littlest Hobo end-credits music


 

offline Sano on 2007-06-15 06:37 [#02093817]
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Karaté chop

Neck snap

Hands throw


 

offline WooferAttack from Milano (Italy) on 2007-09-15 14:52 [#02120236]
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i'm going to watch a seagal movie just now


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-09-15 15:01 [#02120240]
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hahaha, The moral of the story: Seagal's gaurdian angel
drags its ass on the carpet.


 


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