GET IN HERE! QUICK! | xltronic messageboard
 
You are not logged in!

F.A.Q
Log in

Register
  
 
  
 
Now online (2)
big
recycle
...and 563 guests

Last 5 registered
Oplandisks
nothingstar
N_loop
yipe
foxtrotromeo

Browse members...
  
 
Members 8025
Messages 2614087
Today 0
Topics 127542
  
 
Messageboard index
GET IN HERE! QUICK!
 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-08 13:03 [#02047287]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



QUICK! RUN!! C'MOOON ! ! !

*you make it*

*@SLAM@- I slam the door of this post shut*

Wheeew!...
*catches breath*

There is a saber toothed RHINO SNOGERUS
out there!!
Thank god some of you made it. This is terrible- the
others are doomed! If we open the door of this post back up
the Snogerus will certainly get in and eat all of
us!

*we hear an unfortunate xltroniconian pounding on the
outside of this post*
"Guys, guys! It's me dog_belch!! HEELP! IT'S COMING RIGHT
AAA...AAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAARRRRRRHHGG...

*SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT!!*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGHGGHGHHHGHhha.... ha ha.... ah
ha ha.. AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
, that
tickles! OW, CRIKEY! That doesn't, *%*UGGHpq*%*! AHH!
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHGH!"
*glkubbakk GUSH*

*SNORT SNORT SNORT GOBBLE SNORT!!*

*SCRATCH, SCRATCH, SCRATCH on the door*
*It runs off to devour another unlucky xltroniconian*

Ok, try to stay calm everyone and we can pull through this!
You are NOT advised to leave this post until we get an all
clear.


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-08 13:06 [#02047291]
Points: 4669 Status: Lurker



OK, I'll take that on board.


 

offline gravity_again on 2007-02-08 13:10 [#02047295]
Points: 196 Status: Regular



But we have to save the others!


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2007-02-08 13:12 [#02047296]
Points: 12540 Status: Addict | Show recordbag



*walks in dressed as saber toothed rhino snogerus*


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-08 13:13 [#02047297]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



it smells pretty bad in here


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-08 13:14 [#02047298]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to gravity_again: #02047295



We can NOT; it would be suicide!

...what on earth are we going to do in here while we wait?


 

offline ToXikFB on 2007-02-08 13:15 [#02047300]
Points: 4414 Status: Lurker



..can we leave yet?

*stands on w M w*


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2007-02-08 13:21 [#02047305]
Points: 12540 Status: Addict | Followup to w M w: #02047298 | Show recordbag



look at pictures of young asian women?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-08 13:42 [#02047316]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



Yeah, I guess you can leave because I'm bored with this
topic now. BUT IF THE SNOGERUS EATS YOU DON'T BLAME ME.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-02-08 14:11 [#02047361]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



Are you the gatekeeper? I'm the keymaster.


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-08 14:12 [#02047363]
Points: 4669 Status: Lurker | Followup to goDel: #02047361



Gozer, huh?


 

offline edgey from New York (United States) on 2007-02-08 14:12 [#02047364]
Points: 408 Status: Regular



*knock knock*

"Land Shark"


 

offline staz on 2007-02-08 14:21 [#02047369]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular



We'll need some food if we're to survive. Can we snack off
you, w M w?


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2007-02-08 14:28 [#02047377]
Points: 4396 Status: Regular



let's make a plan. we can make a trap on that bad snogerus
boy.

all we need is a skate, a pair of shovels, an RT6 turbine, a
zebra and a few matches.

we need also two volunteers for it's distraction. they will
be the lures.

you already wonder what we will do, don't you?


 

offline staz on 2007-02-08 14:29 [#02047379]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular



This situation is so tense, it's making me really nervous!
I'm going to pee all over the locale for a while in order to
settle down a bit.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2007-02-08 14:32 [#02047380]
Points: 19190 Status: Moderator | Followup to stefano_azevedo: #02047377 | Show recordbag



I'll volunteer if I get to keep the shovels. So do I?


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2007-02-08 14:34 [#02047381]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



*plays DS*


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-02-08 14:35 [#02047382]
Points: 35867 Status: Lurker | Followup to staz: #02047379 | Show recordbag



pee in my mouth


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-08 15:39 [#02047451]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict



i'm in the thread! wohoo! i feel so privileged.

can i take my soviet moon rocket in with me?


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-02-08 15:41 [#02047453]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker | Followup to bob: #02047363



Zuuuuuuuul


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-08 15:46 [#02047461]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #02047287



don't you have something to do?!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-02-08 15:51 [#02047469]
Points: 24588 Status: Lurker | Followup to goDel: #02047361



Well, he's a friend of mine; he told me to meet him here.


 

offline staz on 2007-02-08 16:43 [#02047520]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular | Followup to Drunken Mastah: #02047382



you're so greedy


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-08 16:58 [#02047536]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



Mmm hmm hmm hmmph...

mwa ha ha haaa...

HA HA HA HA HA!!!

*everyone inside this post hears my voice from outside*

"Hello, suckers! Are you all comfy in my gas chamber.
The w M w that tricked you all to go in there is just a
robot I built to look like me. Ha ha ha...

Now all I have to do is push this enneagon shaped green
button... and you will all be gassed with the farts of
banthas!

... just reach a liiiittle further... my finger is preeetty
close to the button now...

...I'm gonna push it! Here I g- - what the? OH MY GOD...
That looks like... a REAL sabre toothed rhin- - This
can't be; I thought I just made it up!
AHH! AHHHHHHH!
GUYS LET ME IN! LET ME IIIIN!!"


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-08 17:01 [#02047543]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



Oh... that was just a rabbit.
Now where was I...? Ah, yes, pushing the green
enneagon button... Well I am hungry right now and not much
in the mood for this. I will let you all anticipate your
horrible deaths for awhile while I go grab a bite to eat.
Ta!


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2007-02-08 17:43 [#02047571]
Points: 4396 Status: Regular



w M w you can't kill us! We need your help! Listen to the
voices from your heart!

Elzekradean, we will use your sovietic turbines.
Now let's just attach them to the skateboard and put Ophecks
with the shovels on it. w M w you please light the scene
with the matches.

While snogerus rhino is distracted with you two, the zebra
must dig a hole and throw snogerus in.

All our faith is on you! Don't disapoint us!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-08 18:36 [#02047585]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



I gotta poop first.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-02-09 00:06 [#02047673]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker | Followup to marlowe: #02047469



Have you seen the sign?


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2007-02-09 00:53 [#02047682]
Points: 4921 Status: Lurker



yoink


 

offline retape from http://retape.net (Norway) on 2007-02-09 01:17 [#02047688]
Points: 2355 Status: Lurker



hi what's going on?


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-02-09 01:19 [#02047689]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



we're waiting for the sign. it's a judgement day kind of
thing. nothing much, really.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-03-18 00:11 [#02063460]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



still nothing


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-18 07:02 [#02063514]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict



Wait..............................


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2007-03-18 07:07 [#02063517]
Points: 9856 Status: Lurker



fav +


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-18 07:08 [#02063519]
Points: 10671 Status: Regular | Followup to Gwely Mernans: #02063517 | Show recordbag



youve made me want my dean learner avatar back now



 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2007-03-18 07:12 [#02063521]
Points: 9856 Status: Lurker | Followup to Indeksical: #02063519



*stomps desk* Do it or Wonton will have your ass.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-18 08:44 [#02063541]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



'member when we used to play together on xltronic? :)


 


Messageboard index