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swears
from junk sleep on 2007-02-07 12:08 [#02046543]
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So a lady at work, her neighbours had a dog, quite a large Bull-mastiff, which was kept in the garden while they were out at work during the day. But he kept climbing up on a mound of mud piled up against a brick wall at the end of the garden, jumping about five foot to the ground and running around the road behind their house, barking at people. To solve this problem, they put the dog on a nice long leash so it could run around the small garden without escaping.
So these people drive home from work Monday night, finding a police car and a crowd of onlookers standing behind their house.
The poor sod had jumped over the wall and hung himself.
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-02-07 12:13 [#02046546]
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:( :( :(
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Anus_Presley
on 2007-02-07 12:15 [#02046547]
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dogs arre stupid/
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2007-02-07 12:16 [#02046548]
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Why didn't the stupid sods move the pile of earth? And anyway, I bet their neighbors are pleased there's not some stupid fucking unattended dog barking all day, if I was that neighbour I'd have taken the opportunity to hang the fucking thing myself.
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-02-07 12:46 [#02046557]
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I couldn't help doing a small LOL
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2007-02-07 12:50 [#02046561]
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so i whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror, if anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought man forget ir yo holmes to bel air
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Anus_Presley
on 2007-02-07 12:54 [#02046563]
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haha
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sadist
from the dark side of the moon on 2007-02-07 12:55 [#02046566]
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come on that one is so 2006
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J198
from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-02-07 13:01 [#02046572]
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something similar happens in the movie 187 with sam jackson.
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swears
from junk sleep on 2007-02-07 13:06 [#02046574]
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What happens?
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wizards teeth
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-07 13:48 [#02046630]
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why didnt they put a sign up telling the dog not to jump over the fence?
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2007-02-07 13:49 [#02046632]
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dogs aint know how to read sugar
*giggle*
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nuc
from outer space (United States) on 2007-02-07 14:33 [#02046664]
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that's sad
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EVOL
from a long time ago on 2007-02-07 17:29 [#02046787]
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mild lol
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-02-08 04:08 [#02046956]
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+1.
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-08 04:19 [#02046960]
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couldnt really have forseen it i suppose. ah well.
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unabomber
from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2007-02-08 04:52 [#02046971]
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I see nothing funny in the dead of a poor animal for the fault of his fucking imbecile caretakers. They're the ones who should have died. Not an innocent animal.
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-08 04:56 [#02046972]
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i think the problem is one of keeping pets (i.e. cats and dogs) in tight urban areas. if it runs around then it will piss people off. if theres enough room this wont happen and then theres no need to tie it up. but its a pretty extreme case, and probably nothing will come of it.
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unabomber
from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2007-02-08 05:00 [#02046974]
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I have two dogs and a rabbit in a tight urban area. Never had a problem.
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-08 05:01 [#02046977]
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depends on the dog i suppose. if it runs around pissing people off, then its much better off with an owner in the country.
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