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w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-02 00:08 [#02043284]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker

BOW BEFORE ME!

*bows really quick thus making your bow come after me
instead of before me*

HOW DAAAAARE YOU!
YOUR INSOLENCE HAS MADE THE SUPREME MASTER OF XLTRONIC VERY
ANGRY

I USE MY POWERS TO SUMMON THE NAF. NOW YOU WILL ALL
SUFFER BECAUSE THE NAF WILL NAF YOU WITH HIS NAFS AND USE A
CAN OPENER ON YOUR HEAD, AND DUMP THE CONTENTS OF A VACUUM
CLEANER BAG IN IT, THEN EAT SOME POPCORN AND RUB ITS BUTTERY
SALTY NAFS IN YOUR EYES AND GLUE YOUR FINGERS DEEP INSIDE
YOUR EARS, AND SHAVE YOUR LEFT EYEBROW AND APPLY A SPECIAL
NAF CREAM THAT WILL PREVENT IT FROM EVER GROWING BACK AND
MAKE YOU SMELL ITS SOCKS AND HAVE A TWIX CANDY BAR AND NOT
SHARE ANY WITH YOU AND TURN YOUR MOTHER INTO A BRICK AND
BEND YOUR LIPS BACKWARDS UNTIL THEY COVER YOUR HEAD. SUCH IS
THE POWER OF NAF.

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pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2007-02-02 00:13 [#02043285]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker

I actually work for NAF. I kid you not.

Flappypants on 2007-02-02 00:15 [#02043286]
Points: 132 Status: Lurker

Supreme master of xltronic?! What an achievement!

w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-02 00:18 [#02043289]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker

HERE IS A GIF I FOUND. I DO NOT KNOW IF IT WILL GIFICIZE
PROPERLY, PROBABLY NOT BUT JUST MAYBE AND IT IS A NOT SO
INTERESTING GIF SO MAYBE JUST MAYBE IT WILL WORK AND YOU CAN
SEE IT IT IS OF A TIGER AND I FOUND IT ON THE INTERNET AND
PREPARE TO BE AMAZED BY THE POWERS OF YOUR OWN IDIOCY AS YOU
ARE SUCCESSFULLY TRICKED INTO SEEING MOVEMENT WHEN IN FACT
IT IS AN ILLUSION. NOTHING IN SPACE EVER MOVES ANYWHERE EVEN
THINGS THAT AREN'T GIFS AND EVEN THINGS THAT AREN'T TIGERS.
SUCH IS THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE SUPREME MASTER OF XLTRONIC. AND
THE NAF HAS SIMILAR KNOWLEDGES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE BUT IS NOT
AS KNOWLEDGENIOUS AS I AM BUT HIS NAFS ARE POINTIER THAN
MINE. IN FACT I DO NOT HAVE ANY NAFS. COME NAF, LET US GO ON
A QUEST TO THE VALLEY OF SNUGGLES TO TRY TO FIND THE MILK
CAP, BECAUSE THE CAP IS CURRENTLY NOT ON THE MILK AND I FEAR
THAT IF WE DO NOT DEFEAT MR SNUGGLES AND RETRIEVE IT, THE
MILK MAY IN FACT GO SOUR. THE VERY SAME MILK WHICH CONTAINS
THE UNIVERSE OF THESE XLTRONICLINGS WHO CONTINUALLY MOCK ME.

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hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-02 00:22 [#02043294]
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Should we say,"strangest member" and just leave it at that.

goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-02-02 00:26 [#02043297]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker | Followup to hanal: #02043294

yes, please

zero-cool on 2007-02-02 00:39 [#02043310]
Points: 2720 Status: Lurker

hail lord wmw

optimus prime on 2007-02-02 00:42 [#02043313]
Points: 6447 Status: Lurker

*grovels

sirmailbox from chicago area (United States) on 2007-02-02 00:43 [#02043315]
Points: 213 Status: Lurker

Your naf is just a shitty eagle. Go extinct already so we
can stop pretending to care.

Anus_Presley on 2007-02-02 00:50 [#02043317]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker

no. i am.

unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2007-02-02 00:51 [#02043318]
Points: 3756 Status: Regular | Followup to Anus_Presley: #02043317

Dude, some ppl here browse from work...

w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-02 00:57 [#02043321]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker

Now that I know that the extinctedness of the inlegendary
naf wilderbeast of yore lore or myself varies inversely with
the pretend care of xltronicsimpletons, I finally have the
last variable needed to solve my formula for hovering
pancake drink holders. Just move apple pie to the left of
the equation, cancel out the lemmings, divide by a fork and
enjoy! BUT there is a great price for eating such food of
the naf gods; your soul will be contained in a rose gif FOR
EVER. Ever is the name of the being who owns the rose.

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Anus_Presley on 2007-02-02 00:58 [#02043322]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to unabomber: #02043318

have to? can you get me a job application

unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2007-02-02 01:01 [#02043323]
Points: 3756 Status: Regular | Followup to Anus_Presley: #02043322

here, but it's pure shit...

w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-02 01:06 [#02043327]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to unabomber: #02043318

*some boss looking like homer when he imagines himself among
high class and wears a monacle holds a finger up making a
slam dunk point* (many thousands of years ago a pre-man rat
forsees this man of the future and shudders)

THAT is a picture of a penisonias! And WE are a business
people and CANNOT have pictures of penisonias in our
vicinities sir! or vaniganonios too! remove them from your
compuktor Screenisonias IMMEDIATELY or receive a prompt
termination from our distinguished buisnessonias. you should
not view such images of biology because we should always
wear suits and ties and penises go in man butts not
vanginisonias, sir! I am very offended by this materials and
shall report this to the poop lord immediately. *does a
three 60 turn making a cartoon whoop noise and walks away
with head held high adjusting monacle*

unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2007-02-02 01:08 [#02043328]
Points: 3756 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #02043327

quite accurate

w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-02 01:15 [#02043331]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker

*intercom* All associates please report to the front for a
TEAM MEETING!

*Oh boy!*

Hellow fellow idiots including myself. Todays meeting is
about SAFETY, so don't do this *jams a box cutter in eye* or
this *rips finger off*, and about sexual harassment so don't
rape someone with your severed finger like this. Now lets
all do jumping jacks while smiling and if anyone has any
farts please pass them so we can all smell them. Oh hello a
customer. Hello customer I will fart on you if you desire.

customer: These are NOT the exactedness of quality of
mayonaises that I was believing and I shall require a refund
immediately. And I felt harassed sexually when I purchased
said mayonaises sir!

I am so sorry sir, here hold my penis you can have me see?
That's a good sir just lie back and let me massage your
butthole with this severed finger.. I am SO SORRY about this
mayonaise situation and will have that taken care of
IMMEDIATELY sir!

THE BLOOD IS MIXING WITH MY VOMIT

w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-02 01:18 [#02043332]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker

Why did the naf stop moving??? It used to be a gif! Some
evil has crystalized the legendary naf!

cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-02-02 01:28 [#02043334]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular

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pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2007-02-02 02:04 [#02043356]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #02043332

I deliberately coerced the Naf into cryogenic stasis. I
think it is premature at this time for its great awakening.

w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-02 03:10 [#02043378]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker

I better reply now so I can not bump this shit topic with a
reply later. Um, oh no, don't um seal the naf for it is to
save us from the, hmm uh, plauge of yongth and stuff. Well
all well the naf is sealed like ok fo shizzle.

*makes up some racially related unconscious psychological
reason cygnus chose a white cat with a black head*

I get it I think... the cat embodies both blacks and whites
as one. It is both the giver and receiver of
racial discrimination. It has its hands up in the air as a
black cat being arrested but is only arresting itself as the
white cat. It says, whites, blacks, we're all the SAME as
human beings and are only discriminating against our fellow
man. WELL YOU CAN TAKE YOUR RACIAL PROPAGANDA AND SHOVE IT
MISTER!

Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-02-02 03:15 [#02043381]
Points: 23533 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag

You're such a tit.

w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-02 03:17 [#02043383]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to Ceri JC: #02043381

I'm your friend... you're just not my friend.

w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-02 03:23 [#02043384]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker

I'm thinking about investing in an emu.

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marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-02-02 04:14 [#02043406]
Points: 24588 Status: Lurker

[fav+}

Ceri, why you ragging on w M w? Don't you ever find
him amusing or entertaining? Ever?

Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-02-02 04:29 [#02043409]
Points: 23533 Status: Moderator | Followup to marlowe: #02043406 | Show recordbag

He does nothing, but post nonsense, only it's not amusing
nonsense as some members manage to pull off. It's about as
funny as someone just typing:

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EMNKB1253wgskdvjc0OFJ;K;NKNV;SLKEMNKB1253wgskdvjc0OFJ;K;NKN
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NV;SLKEMNKB

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EMNKB1253wgskdvjc0OFJ;K;NKNV;SLKEMNKB1253wgskdvjc0OFJ;K;NKN
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0OFJ;K;NKNV;SLKEMNKB1253wgskdvjc0OFJ;K;NKNV;SLKEMNKB1253wgs
kdvjc0OFJ;K;NKNV;SLKEMNKB1253wgskdvjc0OFJ;K;NKNV;SLKEMNKB12
53wgskdvjc0OFJ;K;NKNEMNKB1253wgskdvjc0OFJ;K;NKNV;SLKEMNKB12
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SLKEMNKB1253wgskdvjc0OFJ;K;NKNV;SLKEMNKB1253wg

and means as much.

QRDL from Poland on 2007-02-02 05:27 [#02043440]
Points: 2838 Status: Lurker | Followup to Ceri JC: #02043409

I find him the most amusing of nonsense pullersoffers.

Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-02 07:14 [#02043489]
Points: 10671 Status: Regular | Followup to Ceri JC: #02043409 | Show recordbag

"OFJ;K;NKNV;SLKEMNKB1253wgskdvjc0OFJ;K;
NKNV;SLKEMNKB1253wgskdvjc0OFJ;K;NKNV;SLKEMNKB1253wgskdvjc0O
FJ;K;NKNV;SLKEMNKB1253wgskdvjc0OFJ;K;NKNV;SLKEMNKB1253wgskd
vjc0OFJ;K;NKNV;SLKEMNKB1253wg..."

HA! you slay me!

dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-02-02 07:21 [#02043496]
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I'm with Ceri. For all w M w's apparent disdain of XLT it
seems he doesn't have any other audience for his
sub-Pythonesque relentless whimsy.

redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-02-02 07:23 [#02043498]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict | Followup to cygnus: #02043334

ha!

marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-02-02 07:26 [#02043502]
Points: 24588 Status: Lurker

Well I like him, and I'm glad you didn't locc da
thread.

jkd from Twitch City (Canada) on 2007-02-02 08:06 [#02043536]
Points: 1138 Status: Lurker

Maybe I'm just fucked up, but I really like w M w's posts.

Whenever I read his name, in my head I read it as
WEE-muh-way, kind of like a-WEE-muh-way, a-WEE-muh-way, the
song. In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps
tonight.

Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-02-02 08:40 [#02043572]
Points: 23533 Status: Moderator | Followup to marlowe: #02043502 | Show recordbag

I recognise some people like him and that's why I've not
banned him and have only closed his worst threads.

Here is one w M w I do like. Funny as hell cook book.

stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2007-02-02 08:42 [#02043575]
Points: 4396 Status: Regular

imo, w M w is one of our funniest members. i have great fun
when reading his posts.

hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-02 08:58 [#02043591]
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im with ceri and doggie,wMw is as annoying as monoid.

staz on 2007-02-02 09:09 [#02043607]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular

w M w is like a beautiful rug.

Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-02-02 09:26 [#02043633]
Points: 35867 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag

Ian Noll is a good troll

scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2007-02-02 10:21 [#02043689]
Points: 4540 Status: Regular

I just marked -2 next to all those not in favor of wmw, all
those in favor got a +10

Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2007-02-02 10:42 [#02043704]
Points: 9856 Status: Lurker

fav +

Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-02-02 10:58 [#02043718]
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Personally, I'm waiting for Phob to appear and post, "No,
I am." then close the thread.

Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2007-02-02 11:13 [#02043729]
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wMw is probably my favorite internet personality. I laughed
legit at the bow joke. It was funny.

Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2007-02-02 11:14 [#02043730]
Points: 9856 Status: Lurker | Followup to Ophecks: #02043729

yeah that had me laughing out loud this morning.

Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-02 11:17 [#02043732]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict

w M w is a decent chap. i love him very very much.

goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-02-02 11:30 [#02043747]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker

*appreciates w M W on some profound ethereal level*

pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2007-02-02 11:41 [#02043762]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker

I believe w M w excells in the art of experimental comedy -
my kind of humour.

epohs from )C: on 2007-02-02 14:01 [#02043837]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker

hey, wmw i can smell your lunch

dave_g from United Kingdom on 2007-02-02 14:26 [#02043857]
Points: 3372 Status: Lurker

well he's pretty hit and miss with his comedy, but sometimes
he makes me laugh out loud a lot.
He isn't malicious like some people on here, I'd much rather
they shut up instead.
supreme master of xltronic? prob not.... alright guy? yeah
:)

P.S.
those amazing tessellating animated gifs you do... I LOVE
them. I have some saved on my computer. They are so cool.

EVOL from a long time ago on 2007-02-02 14:45 [#02043863]
Points: 4921 Status: Lurker

he's no baron von pickle foot i'll say that much but in the
barons absence i will have to say that w M w helps relieve a
lot of the tension around here like a breath of fresh air.

besides who can define what is useless and meaningless when
you have a thread where people talk about big fucking
brother... that's pretty useless and meaningless imo.

i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2007-02-02 15:34 [#02043883]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular

the problem is with internet funny people, along with real
life funny people, is that the moment they recognise the
fact they have an audience and actually make people laugh is
the second they stop becoming funny.

Rostasky from United States on 2007-02-02 16:16 [#02043893]
Points: 1572 Status: Lurker | Followup to EVOL: #02043863

There is tension?

The next time you feel tension, go outside for a long walk.

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