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offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2007-01-24 18:37 [#02037744]
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The Bible Says


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2007-01-24 18:42 [#02037749]
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on his website he lists "bands to watch out for.


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2007-01-24 18:48 [#02037752]
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how does Ravi Shankar make it on the list?


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-01-24 18:49 [#02037753]
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i certainly agree that scissor sisters are probably the
gayest thing ever.

some odd ones on there tho. DMX? dont all those big black
rappers hate fags? and merzbow?


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2007-01-24 18:49 [#02037754]
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Ghostface Killah is on the list too!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2007-01-24 18:51 [#02037755]
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awesome list!


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2007-01-24 18:52 [#02037756]
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freddie mercury would sort him out in about 3 seconds


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2007-01-24 18:53 [#02037757]
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"While I'm not advocating jailing all Homosexuals, I do
think it would benefit them greatly"



 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2007-01-24 18:54 [#02037759]
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i like 15 bands/artists from that list very much. and why is
elton john listed twice? coz he's as gay as people get?


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-01-24 18:56 [#02037760]
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really gay, or so he says.

boy george also has a star next to his name. i guess theyve
got top gay honors.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-01-24 18:59 [#02037761]
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also, i like how C.H.O.P.S. stands for CHANGING HOMOSEXUALS
into ORDINARY PEOPLE.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE S???

apparently homosexuals are the only ones who can correctly
use achronyms.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-01-24 19:05 [#02037762]
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elton john is on the list twice


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-01-24 19:06 [#02037763]
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oops didnt see your post tolstoyed..

yeah i guess it's for emphasis?


 

offline zero-cool on 2007-01-24 19:30 [#02037770]
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Depeche Mode :(...


 

offline RussellDust on 2007-01-24 19:36 [#02037771]
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won't be playing bjork again.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-01-24 19:36 [#02037772]
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yeah its ruthless, they even got merzbow


 

offline RussellDust on 2007-01-24 19:40 [#02037773]
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merzbow likes a trip down the darkside


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-25 04:54 [#02037878]
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Morrissey(?questionable?)


 

offline PNES on 2007-01-25 05:07 [#02037882]
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He forgot The Homosexuals, another possibly gay band.



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-01-25 05:14 [#02037887]
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"Morrissey(?questionable?)" wtf?
"Elton John(really gay)" true. lol.
"merzbau" Anything to do with Merzbow?

"You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. I can't
keep up." I doubt it, someone who knocks Jay-Z, Depeche Mode
and David Bowie probably has pretty gay music tastes.



 

offline uzim on 2007-01-25 07:16 [#02037922]
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that's quite funny.
i'm still having doubts about whether this is serious or not
— it really looks like a parody.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-25 07:22 [#02037926]
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They don't list The Beatles, even though they were managed
by a flaming homo, who possibly had sexual relations with
Lennonski.


 

offline ebolawasher from Dublin (Ireland) on 2007-01-25 07:24 [#02037927]
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Same here


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-25 07:46 [#02037936]
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haha

analysing the song

the first lines are
"nnnnnn-nnn, yeah yeah. give me strength to fight
temptation. lord lead me to your salvation. the bible says,
as plain as day, with a man you shall not lay [...] help me
fight these feelings"

so he's really tempted to lay with other men, and he's got
feelings for them. If being gay requires the act of poking
your dick in another man's ass, then he's not gay, but if
being gay is having those feelings (which I think would be
closer to what it is), then he most definitely is gay.

thank god I'm not gay, 'cause then god would hate me.

haha, I love the "to enter heaven, there's no backdoor"
line!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-25 07:51 [#02037940]
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also

Feel free to chat with me if you want on AIM.

PastorDavies that is my screen name.



 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-25 07:55 [#02037941]
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thats possibly the worst arrogant and blinkered thing ive
ever read!

have you see n the bit on CHOPS?

fuck a duck

http://lovegodsway.org/C.H.O.P.S.


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-25 07:59 [#02037946]
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i also notice that the 'safe bands' (ooooohhh all 13 of
them) ALL FUCKING SUCK!!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-25 08:00 [#02037947]
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surely not cyndi lauper?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-25 08:04 [#02037949]
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haha, this guy is even better


 

offline OK on 2007-01-25 09:50 [#02037982]
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guy in pink shirt with mustache saying god hates fags. haha
sir, you're not fooling anyone.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2007-01-25 17:49 [#02038160]
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haha! yeah i noticed that. he's probably guilty of some
really heinous activity. these kinds always turn out to be
those online predators trying to hook up with young boys.
like the ex-mayor of Spokane Wa. a republican.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2007-01-25 17:51 [#02038161]
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i thought it must be parody too, until i saw his website.
looks to be legit which is either hillarious, sad, and/or
terrifying.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2007-01-25 18:55 [#02038164]
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Hello Friends, I hope you take the time to read the quote
by our good friend and compatriot, Oscar Wilde. In that one
quote Oscar brings to life the isolation and despair of what
he refers to as "us", the homosexuals. It is a long, lonely,
desolate road, homosexuality. I've been there, friends. I
know how horrible and rough that road can be. I have been
called a "Faggot". You are not alone and guess what, God
Loves You even if he hates your Homosexuality. You just
can't stay that way. Let me help you love yourself. Follow
me and together we'll C.H.O.P.S away the Gay.


Pastor Donnie Davies

So he IS a fancy boy!


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2007-01-25 18:58 [#02038166]
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I don't believe Oscar Wilde was ever reformed of his
homosexuality though.. not sure where he gets that from.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-01-25 19:04 [#02038169]
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i figure the website's a parody too.

they even list "sufjan stevens" in the artists list - that
makes no sense at all.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2007-01-25 19:07 [#02038170]
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maybe. well good joke then.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2007-01-26 15:59 [#02038654]
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if youre a fag he hates you to

thats a hard ass lyric.


 


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