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offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2007-01-24 09:11 [#02037349]
Points: 8062 Status: Lurker



So, my GF are going away for the weekend, and I kinda feel
the same as when I was 15 and my parents went away. But
every hour has to be used the best way there is. What should
I do?
1. Go out with friends, see football matches, and drink
beer. Party like it's 1999 and get totally pissed.
2. Turn of my phone. Buy a computer game and loads of beer,
chips and candy, and not leave the house.
3. Install a DJ-program (again) and try to learn how to mix
lush acid choons (again).
4. Watch porn. Go around in my dirty pantis only.
5.Something else...


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-24 09:13 [#02037352]
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Do whatever the fuck it is that you feel like doing at any
given moment.


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2007-01-24 09:17 [#02037355]
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I need to be the man with the masterplan


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2007-01-24 09:17 [#02037356]
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6. spend 72 hours on xltronic


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2007-01-24 09:19 [#02037357]
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I don't have that stamina anymore


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2007-01-24 09:19 [#02037358]
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i'd say a combination of all 4 in succession


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2007-01-24 09:21 [#02037359]
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yeah all your options sound good to me! either pick one
randomly... or do them in succession as advised by
Razorblade


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-01-24 09:24 [#02037360]
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#1 sounds like the only one that's anywhere near fun


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2007-01-24 09:25 [#02037363]
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I would do number 2, with a pinch of number 4. Or play
Bubble Bath Babes for NES and you can do both at once.


 

offline staz on 2007-01-24 09:27 [#02037364]
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start playing world of warcraft

your girlfriend will probably not come back though


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2007-01-24 09:29 [#02037366]
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haha you bastard!!!


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2007-01-24 09:30 [#02037368]
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macauley culkin


 

offline OK on 2007-01-24 10:00 [#02037415]
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ok, buy lots of beer or whatever alcohol you like, lots of
it. Start MSN messenger and start video chat with all your
contacts. Watch porn. Turn the telly on at espn, or any
football mach or whatever, leave it on all day. get pissed
like it's 1999 while your friends watch on webcam, walk
around in dirty pantis only. turn off your phone, buy a
video game and play it till you have to pee (you are drunk
at this point). Install a DJ program, fiddle with it for 20
seconds, give up. Call some girl that you know has a crush
on you, cheat on your girlfriend. Cry. If you have time left
repeat.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2007-01-24 10:07 [#02037421]
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spend the day on traktor/PS2, then get some friends over and
hit the beer about 6, if you dont come up with a good plan
for the next day then repeat the last one


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2007-01-24 10:19 [#02037437]
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how many girlfriends do you have?

i'd go for #1 combined with #3.


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2007-01-24 10:35 [#02037447]
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IS you føkkings flisespikker.


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2007-01-24 10:39 [#02037449]
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#4

but come on, we all know you'll be wearing your girlfriend's
"pantis"


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2007-01-24 10:46 [#02037460]
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Ah. Those typos. So much fun for the geeks


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2007-01-24 10:46 [#02037461]
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I'd probably pick #2, but I'm a bit of a loser... just do
whatever you feel like doing... go out with friends one
night, and stay in and relax the next maybe...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-24 10:54 [#02037469]
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dirty pantis.

the best idea is always the alcohol idea


 

offline vveerrgg from life (Canada) on 2007-01-24 13:41 [#02037606]
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can't go wrong with booze and friends.... keep some extra
cash for cab money so you can get home quickly. But porn,
panties and video games is always a good time....


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-01-24 13:52 [#02037614]
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im quoting kevin nealon in weeds, but:

eat mini donuts while playing with your balls


 

offline trentee from Berlin (Germany) on 2007-01-24 14:05 [#02037624]
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Chips and masturbation sounds very teen. Different, ekhm,
strokes for different folks (as our brothers Americans
intelligently say), though.


 

offline trentee from Berlin (Germany) on 2007-01-24 14:06 [#02037626]
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God, ur 30 !


 

offline thodob from Bergen (Norway) on 2007-01-24 14:33 [#02037641]
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Drink lots of beer, while mixing porn music (or be a
porn-VJ) all night, so you end being drunk as in 1999.

computer games are for those not having any life, chips and
candy are for girls.

to sum up: a good weekend should consist of beer, music and
chicks


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2007-01-24 15:04 [#02037656]
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Guess I will go for that one, then.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-24 15:08 [#02037658]
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insert things up your arse whilst typing on the internet
using your toes.


 

offline trentee from Berlin (Germany) on 2007-01-24 15:10 [#02037660]
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good point. + record it and send it to xtube.


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2007-01-24 15:13 [#02037662]
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God, ur 36 !


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-24 15:14 [#02037663]
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Autoerotic Asphysxiation


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2007-01-24 15:39 [#02037681]
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if you're home alone you should set up your house with traps
like micromachines on the stairs and tins of paint on string


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-24 15:41 [#02037682]
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God(hanal)'s infinite.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-24 15:47 [#02037684]
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i am god,but im 35.


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2007-01-24 15:49 [#02037687]
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I'm only 29, trentree!


 

offline trentee from Berlin (Germany) on 2007-01-24 15:53 [#02037690]
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ok, then I am 27 :) ok :)

you made my night, yay!


 

offline trentee from Berlin (Germany) on 2007-01-24 15:54 [#02037692]
Points: 1081 Status: Lurker



and i am trentee, no tren tree

;/

;)


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2007-01-24 16:03 [#02037695]
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What would Willie do?


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2007-01-24 16:09 [#02037698]
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I think wille would stay indoor playing his guitar, and sing
about him being blue cause his woman left him.


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offline JivverDicker from my house on 2007-01-24 16:13 [#02037701]
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Have you met him?


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2007-01-24 16:16 [#02037704]
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No


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2007-01-24 16:19 [#02037707]
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ok


 


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