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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-21 03:30 [#02035410]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



you can't wild card a fraction of a word

like "I like gr*" doesn't return 'i like grapes' and 'i like
granola

(but whole words work like 'I * grapes'. returns 'I love
grapes' and 'I have sex with grapes')

You're supposed to be organizing the worlds information
here. You're the biggest search engine around and you don't
currently support that? When were you planning on getting
around to it?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-21 03:31 [#02035411]
Points: 24588 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #02035410



When * fly?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-21 03:44 [#02035414]
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This is the stupidest example ever:

"So instead of asking [who invented the parachute?], you can
enter the query [the parachute was invented by *]," explains
Google Research Scientist Hiyan Alshawi."

why? because the asterick doesn't help for shit in that
example.... SOMETHING will virtually always come after the
whole beginning of the sentence, unless the LAST sentence on
a page somewhere happens to END in the sentence fragment
"the parachute was invented by." with a period at the end.
"the parachute was invented by"
will have virtually same exact results as
"the parachute was invented by *"

I think the only reason they each have a different number of
results is other weird algorithms that go along with the
wild cards, or an asterick wild card searching for itself,
an asterick (that text with the asterick above is on many
pages).
So I searched for "a trampoline was invented by" vs "a
trampoline was invented by *" and got 189 vs 179.
but whole word(s) wild cards can be quite useful.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-21 03:49 [#02035415]
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Another thing I hate is searching for stuff then clicking on
the cache (so the words I searched for will be highlighted),
only to find this:

These terms only appear in links pointing to this page: the
trampoline was invented by *

... Then don't even show me that page... I'm only
interested, in... you know... what I SEARCHED for.

a link links to a link that links to a link that links to a
link that links to this page. We thought you'd like to see
it.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-21 03:54 [#02035418]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



And you know what ELSE.. no, I guess I ran out. But they
should make school hours longer because children smell bad
and are annoying. Even though I don't go outside to see or
hear them, just knowing they are out there with their booger
eating faces annoys me. And yes I eat my boogers too but
that's beside the point. It's all up on the side of the
point and shit. This point is comfy I think I'll use it for
a pillow.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2007-01-21 04:26 [#02035425]
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i always noticed that. it's shite.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2007-01-21 04:56 [#02035435]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #02035418



you should get out of the house more.


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2007-01-21 10:24 [#02035548]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



omgz shitty free service, blah blah


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2007-01-21 10:49 [#02035556]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



google doesn't suck...


 

offline OK on 2007-01-22 11:15 [#02036059]
Points: 4791 Status: Lurker



are you serious if you enter 'i like gr' or 'the parachute
was invented by' (without the asterisk) it will do what you
want. anyway, if you believe what you saying would improve
search so much then go ahead and make your search site. it
will make u a millionaire .


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2007-01-22 11:16 [#02036060]
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yeah!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-22 12:06 [#02036080]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to OK: #02036059



That's too fucking hard; I want them to do it.

I recently used the whole word asterick to find a quote from
this old game "your mother was a hampster and your father
smells of elderberries" or something.
I put "smells * elderberries"
and sure enough some put smells like and some put smells of.
I bet some people mispelled elderberries so "smells * eld*"
would have been better.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-01-22 12:46 [#02036110]
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The parachute was invented by Leonardo da Vinci in 1515.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-22 12:50 [#02036113]
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False.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-01-22 13:13 [#02036138]
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I prefer goole.com anyway.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-22 13:22 [#02036149]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to swears: #02036138



lol

Google doesn't suck though; tis true.


 


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