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HUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHGHHHHH |
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It's ok tho |
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No more financial aid left? |
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im not in school this semester -- so no financial aid i got a speeding ticket, payed off credit (finally), leaves me with 281 dollars which will be gone by the time i get groceries, put gas in car, and pay other bills. GONE!! IM BROKE!!! I HAVE NO MONEY |
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How much you need nigga? |
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selling: Nord Lead 2X Rackmouunt - $500 M-Audio Axiom 25 - $90 |
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do you have hemmorrrhoids |
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inappropriate question; reported to mods |
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I have something profoundly terrible, "me". |
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Do you want some of my counterfit money? |
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how did you get counterfeit money |
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i hav a fantasy of humping a old tart not exactly 2 old but a big and horny lady.i have recently discovered a new form of sex called kamasts and looking 4 a match 4 the same. this site doesn't give any help.it s sad. |
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I made counterfeit money with my color printer. |
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I manufacture it in my armpit. |
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I want to hump a girl who is pregnant with a baby girl and when i hump I hump the mom and daughter at the same time. |
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i gave a waitress my phone number last night , she must have lost the number because she hasn't called me yet |
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I'm never going to have sex once in my life. That's pretty fucked up, huh. |
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teach me how to make fake money -- do you know how many franchises probably wouldn't give a shit they're getting served fake dollars? they use the same banks as i do. people describe me as weird and quirky but, i think everyone else is weird and quirky. like, i dont get it when someone says i dont make sense -- because -- i think they are the one who do not make sense. seriously this world goes right over my head sometimes, i think im missing the joke. what is the joke ????? i dont think i am supposed to be around here. im pretty sure i should have died a long time ago for example; i dont get it when human beings become overly preoccupied with very stupid, inconsequential things, and, somehow manage to make it seem to be a 'threat" to them. it's as if they have no other preocupations, or, they are just stupid? or bored? or they were brought up to believe they are constantly under threat by something, like, "let's just be really strict, and, hard-assed so we can just be safe. let's do it just because", i think that shit is so funny, i do not get people who are strange like that. it's bizarre to me, i honestly dont fucking get it man. i think everyone is a comedian and i am part of some large practical joke |
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why not man, its raelly something compliment a chick, tell her she's got charm, has great features, ask her if she's got nothing going on during the weekend, fucking .... i dont know... JESUS CHRIST. fuck, i have no problem charming girls into coming to my place, watching a movie,a nd hanging out. most of the time i do not even have sex with them i just make them laugh all night and then kick them out, go into my bedroom and masturbate then go to sleep, seriously, who gives a fuck, whats the deal with all these preoccupations? girls are just girls, theyre into guys, theyre cute, fuck, just ask one out |
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still waiting on cash counterfeitting scheme info |
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hey but that probably won't be the case anymore as I HAVE NO MONEY AND CAN'T AFFORD TO GO OUT FOR LIKE , HOLY SHIT, I DONT KNOW, LIKE FIFTEEN YEARS AND IM DRINKING GERATOL AND WEARING A DIAPER |
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AUTECHRE IS GONNA RELEASE E.P. ELEVEN AND I WONT BE ABLE TO BUY IT, HAHA, IM GONNA ASK MY NURSE TO DELIVER IT WITH MY DEHYDRATED APPLE JUICE AND BREAD CRUMBS |
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why were you speeding? |
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60 MPH in a 40mph zone at 4am in the morning -- fuck, i dont know, maybe i didn't want to get car jacked . who gives a fuck though, i dont know why i care, there is other stuff that i care about so much more. i think its just another practical joke designed to make me laugh or see if i'll take it seriously, even tho i payed it |
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I do not offer to teach you to fish, only to throw you one of my fish every now and then, if I should feel like it- if your continued existence has some potential to be useful to me, such as if I want to make fun of you. I saw a newborn gazelle or something incorrectly imprint a lion as its mother once on tv. Instead of running as it would normally do, it approached the lion and the lion didn't attack or give chase because it is programmed to chase things that run. It was confused by its own maternal instincts. Humans are full of retarded programs like that. Just about every one of my programs is constantly backfiring. Can you solve this enigmatic conundrum: Where's the beef? |
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I JUST FELL UP A FLIGHT OF STAIRS |
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this years gonna be awesome actually, im going to have to drastically change the way i do everything -- it sucks, but, you know, i dont exactly have a great job, well i make enough to do shit but not enough to really do everything i'd want, and, i dont know, hahahahahahahaha, FUCK |
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I assume that girls assume I'm a serial killer. I can't begin any chain of behavior. My courtship would be like a wounded sloth duck taped to a 3 legged platypus. I can't even make eye contact with any random human. I need a new brain. This dog avatar is my real picture. |
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you could look at it as an opportunity to see how little money you need |
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i guess try hanging out at a bar and buying a girl a drink - or maybe lying and, i dont know, saying your a bad ass and you sell trucks and used to work in a zoo? |
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Everything I do is so private and solitary I practically have no clue how other humans operate. Why do they even do stuff? The only place they exist is outside of this dimension of walls and a roof where I live. They're usually doing idiotic stuff like walking and talking and handing you big macs. If they all spent all day on xltronic I'd understand. I'd still be disturbed by humanity, just less paranoid. I wouldn't be surprised if I have some major mental illness; SOME people do, and I fall into the class of some people. I'm just afraid of everything. |
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Thank you for this theraputic puke session. I'm gonna go do laps around the perimeter of my carpet. |
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thought you were gonna hook me up with some counterfeit cash |
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Ah... now I know to not print only one side of the bill. That's a great tip. I also just printed the bill on my hand instead of paper. It makes more sense to use paper because I can't give my hand to a cashier. |
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15 years in prison no thanks |
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What do you care; you're black. |
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there are asians in prisons |
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how old is w M w |
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sell the track you spammed lately to warp or skam - it's good and they could sign you up |
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yeah and then the designers republic will excrete album art consisting of lines etc. to put it in |
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Tagline: He may be blind but he don't need no dog. |
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ive been working on a demo to send to skam and other labels for over 1 year now |
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Pff, they're small. Even their elephants are smaller than your elephants. Just club them with your penis. I'm 26, but I'll be 27 soon. Those tag lines are funny and should have their own chuck norris style running jokes. |
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work two jobs...... fuckit, work THREE jobs..... find out how many jobs you can work before you go (more) crazy... |
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why would i do that to myself :( w M w you're my kind of guy i was doing 2 jobs at once for a few months but i had to quit one of them, it was driving me sane... 2 hrs of sleep a night... no free time?? the stress sort of makes this -- i dont know, alkaline feeling come up my back and my spine and in the bottom part of my brain-bowl, i can sort of feel this shallow puddle of shitty unrest juice in there... i cant smoke weed anymore because i get real paranoid and shit and it sort of boils that up and mixes it all weird, strangely... my girlfriend saw all these weaknesses in me and tried to take advantage of them - so, i dont talk to her anymore, man.... HLLUGUGH. lifes good though, its all gonna be ok. i mean, i'm mostly not even here aren't i? just atomic particles, just a 'cloud', its pretty stupid to preoccupy myself with myself , its pretty stupid to use that term 'self' isn't it hahaha |
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true.... bad idea she's your ex-gf now i hope |
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oh fuck yeah i dont talk to her, jesus, you ever had a person treat you like that? someone close, its forgiveable (im a very gracious person) but unforgettable |
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holy fuck man how did you pull of working 3 jobs |
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fuck dude, my g/f of 9 years fucked my best mate, then talked me into living in a threesome, then fuked me over and married him. I know a little bit about manipulation....... |
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