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the plant! (poem)
 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-19 21:11 [#02034815]
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The Plant
by CS2x:

The plant is green,
Unlike a helicopter, which is normally not green,
And it stands tall
Above the World
The Plant is like a man,
A Man without a brain and with bark for skin,
Who is not a pain

The plant is green
And it is good.
I like the plant
It is good.


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2007-01-19 21:55 [#02034822]
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I WANT DEAD RAT COLLAGES!


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2007-01-19 21:55 [#02034823]
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now.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-01-19 21:56 [#02034824]
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OH HOLY FUCK


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-19 22:10 [#02034829]
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I like the line:
"Who is not a pain"
because I think you meant to write:
"who is not a plant"
and therefore I am justified in laughing at you thusly,
husnwa... husnwa husnwa husnwa. Don't make fun of my
hairlip.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-20 00:26 [#02034869]
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I made a poem:

Cream of broccoli soup...
Chedder cheese soup...
Cream of broccoli soup...
Chedder cheese soup...
Cream of broccoli soup...
Chedder cheese soup...

......

Ultimately, I went for the cheese.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2007-01-20 07:26 [#02034939]
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more !


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2007-01-20 07:38 [#02034942]
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a dog's anal glands, by Chihiro

- dog have been blessed with 4 of them.
once in a while, they've gotta be pierced.
their glands deserve a poem, even if no-one can be arsed.

god made the dog, which is maybe why its an anagram of it.
this poem is shit!!! but it fits to be shit!!!


 

offline uzim on 2007-01-20 10:57 [#02035083]
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"wisdom"

the pumpkin is orange
and it can be eaten.
the orange is also orange
and it can also be eaten.
but do not try to eat the orange ping pong ball,
because it should not be eaten.



 

offline uzim on 2007-01-20 11:19 [#02035099]
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"the sky"

sometimes the sky is blue
but sometimes not.



 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-20 11:21 [#02035100]
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Yours are actually far better. I'm jelous.


 

offline uzim on 2007-01-20 11:27 [#02035102]
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no! yours is better.


 


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