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is cheese a sexy food?
 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2007-01-06 11:23 [#02027287]
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ooooh baby, rub that cheese all over my
riving body

no?


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2007-01-06 11:24 [#02027289]
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the word cheese reminds me of the current poll

cheepax acid

...

how about, cheapax acid!

<<< cool


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2007-01-06 11:26 [#02027291]
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the alcohol made me say riving. i know it's writhing

and it's probably in the wrong context too

<<< super cool


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2007-01-06 11:27 [#02027293]
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quadruple post = instant ban


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-06 11:28 [#02027294]
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Sometime before intercourse I wedge slices of Edam into my
bum crack so my sex partner can find them by suprise and
have a mid-bonk snack.


 

offline swikee from United States on 2007-01-06 11:40 [#02027300]
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melted sharp cheddar makes a great lube.


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2007-01-06 11:53 [#02027315]
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dog_belch: ROFL
swikee: hi!


 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2007-01-06 11:53 [#02027316]
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Cock cheese is pretty sexy


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-01-06 12:04 [#02027319]
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One time, after I had finished with a long run, I decided to
touch the area between my crotch and leg to check how badly
I needed a shower. I have never smelled a cheesier
substance, apart from actual cheese.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-01-06 16:51 [#02027439]
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Only the soft cheeses which almost melt at room temperature.
Other cheeses have about as much sex-appeal as CSX2 on a hot
summer day at the beach. When he's not hanging around in a
monestary.


 

offline OK on 2007-01-06 18:39 [#02027497]
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ate u kidding? is the sexiest of all objects (food included
of course).


 

offline taking_the_piz on 2007-01-07 02:08 [#02027610]
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ever had sex with a lump of cheese? please don't try to make
us believe it was THAT good. it'd be really insulting if you
did


 

offline uzim on 2007-01-07 13:16 [#02027919]
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ew... definitely not. >_


 

offline OK on 2007-01-07 13:18 [#02027922]
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best sex ever


 


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