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Plans are under way to build a 700 mile wall at the Mexican border to keep US citizens locked in so they can't escape to Mexico when their lawns become dangerously untendered, and the Far Christian Right begin sacrificing Americans to JesusGod, their skin-headed, sulphur-breathed, rabid Deity. Mexicans across Mexico breathe a sigh of relief. In other news, Libya is to have a statue of "Saint" Saddam Hussein constructed. The statue, which will actually be fully mobile, will grab any US aeroplanes which stray over Libyan land, and hurl them into the sea. |
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this made my day ;-) |
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also, we are most likely to see some birds flying over that statue changing their direction straight to nyc. on their way, they will reach the speed of light which will let them travel through time so they will beam themselves right to sept 11 and these birds, god bless their wings, are so fucking stupid. |
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This will bring Mexico more medals at the following Olympic Games. Nowadays, every Mexican who know how to run or to swim escape from there! |
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you are wrong, again. |
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explain yourself please |
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the wall will never be built, the money will not be allocated |
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Yes, the US Govt would never spend billions of dollars on Anti-Someone-Else stuff. |
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in the end however the world will be saved due to one man bitching about it on the xlt board, God bless his soul. |
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Chuck Norris's underwear smells like jackhammers. |
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The Great Wall of America, built by the Chinese in the year 500 b.c |
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awesome!>...... you guys made my day. thank you |
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That would work if there was any bitching going on. Get mommy to put the toys back in the pram. |
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I didn't say that. It's all politics, plain to see, not real poilcy. it will be totally forgotten about in a few months. |
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urgh :( |
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"Escape from U.S" Snake Plissken is BACK! |
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If a person were to 'lay down' a 1989-era hip-hop beat, that makes a 'radical' rap. One might envisage Chuck D throwing those lyrics down on a 'plad'. |
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Canada is planning on building a wall as well! |
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the second part was pretty funny |
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Thanks - they are based on real news items. |
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that's a plan to fill US with water |
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america is number one in a lot of ways. would you like me to explain? well first of all, we is the richest country in the world! we will paint with blood, and laugh at the world as we see fit. see those lines over there? the devil said to the president's son. those lines make us strong! now make them bigger |
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richest country in the world? you guys are spending ten million dollars per minute and you're already in vast debt to the world bank.. but it's alright since you've got a gun pointed at everybody else |
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*$10m per minute on the war alone |
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by "the richest", he means "the most in debt". It's practically the same thing. |
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doublespeak is coming naturally to you guys now, niice |
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yeah, i'll hate to see this place in a decade or two. we'll probably figure something out regarding the bills. that or we'll get even more blind and arrogant, diluting ourselves to a pale shadow of what we at least once thought we stood for. i don't see america going any time soon, but i definately don't see us going up. consolidate and conquer? no, we just want conquer. fat babies. |
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we should tell those fat cats in washington a thing or two. shake finger. |
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hahaha, you've seen the economist doomsday predictions, I gather? |
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nope. link? |
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haha, wish i did! it's much more serious than that, brother. |
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i heard that the saddam statue has a wheeled base so it can drive around random streets, and has glowing red eyes with cameras to look out for anyone who isnt a fundamentalist muslim, and it can hang them on the spot. |
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maybe there'd be money to build the wall, if u.s.a. legalized growing hemp (for fiber,paper,food,housing,clothes) and weed (medicinal+recreational) AND taxed them. |
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Saddam a fundamentalist muslim? He made Iraq the first islamic country in the middle east with a secular government, and gained support from the US for that reason. In the 70's Iraq was the closest to becoming a modern society following western standards. I'm not calling him a saint or anything, but he surely isn't the devil the media is trying to convince he is either. |
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well, I've never heard the media calling Hussein a dictator because of islam, more because of him being a mad bastard. |
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true. i guess i was a victim of Fox News propaganda for a sec there. |
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richest country in the world, with 37 million americans in poverty? |
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Well perhaps the mexican pole vaulting team will do well in the next olympics. I already invision the cuban swimming team to do well after Fidel passess away. Just imagine if China claims the debt. America will be fucked... The American youth, the future... Our youth are so distracted with Hip hop & loads of material possessions to make them feel successfull before they actually are successfull, that we have no real future here. In highschool I watched the brightest of kids turn into druggies and sluts and throw away all the good knowledge they had just to feel "popular". The collumns are crushing down in our past presant and future... clear as day to see.. However, It wouldnt be different for any other country If their media & govt were as insideous as ours. We hear about mel gibsons drunk driving incident well over the Irani attacks on our troops in Iraq. Every time something happens in the news that our govt doesnt want to know Micheal Jackson beats off some kid... Its really amusing when you look at it all Even knowing this our youth doesnt really care. hahaahha |
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its an overall failure of everything. education, journalism, government, parenting, etc., etc. |
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And its beautiful. |
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if you're into that kind of thing, i guess. whatever creams your twinkie. |
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is whatever fills the ho ho! |
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I could only hope that a wall on the southern border would keep those fucking spics from infiltrating my country, but I doubt even that would work. |
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errr sorry I was drinking that night, I dont remember writing that. But what the hell is a pram? |
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I want China to attack Japan. Asia is getting boring. Northkorea isnt going to do a damn thing are they? The majority of Chinese youth hate the Japanese with a passion. Kick it. Im sleepy |
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you guys call them, but they're prams. |
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awww thanks I figured as much (guess I could have google it as well), we call them strollers. |
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No problem, Diazo. A stroller is a pushchair / buggy, with the infant in a sitting position. A pram (from Perambulator) has babies lying horizontal whilst the nannies parade them in Hyde Park. |
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