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came back from nyc minus the BF status ended well just happened too soon, too fast and a million complexities will be looping NEW ORDER - TRUE FAITH for probably the next 2 weeks THANKS FOR LETTING ME RANT |
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I DID NOT APPROVE OF THIS RANT |
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how come? i want some XLT gossip |
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Plus you're an ugly, beanstalk of a dweeb so she probably ditched you when she found out you had a string penis as well as a drug problem and bad taste in music. |
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BF? Freudian slip? |
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he had the status of bf meaning he was the bf of some dude |
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haha |
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hes a racing driver!!!! he gets more chicks than web designers! |
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He's not a racing driver. He's some server admin on work experience. Who, statistically, get less chicks than web designers. |
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girls. bah. i have probably screwed up a whole day of sex tomorrow due to a stupid joke taken the wrong way. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. |
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Or not, as the case may be. |
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How the fuck could a joke do something like that? |
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huh? |
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dunno |
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Neither do i. |
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tell us the joke and let us decide if we would do you all day thursday. |
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how has it taken me so long to notice that the girl in your avatar has a fucked up face? Looked completely normal to me up until now. mad |
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You said girls. bah. i have probably screwed up a whole day of sex tomorrow due to a stupid joke taken the wrong way. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I was saying, that "fuck fuck fuck fuck etc" is probably unlikely, that's exactly what you won't be doing... do you see? It was a little joke. Based on, what you said. I guess I should've just said "Oh no, that's bad" or even "lol". |
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You shouldn't even be having sex, you sinful locust-shitter. |
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I know, I knew it she had iffy eyes but I didn't realise she had two mouths until long after I'd adopted her as my visual representation on The Zilty Fun Board. |
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still, probably a slim margin |
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It's not a corner of the job market you'd say was chock full of minge, no. |
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wudn' it bee funy if elusive changed his name 2 convulsive and bought a ipod lol |
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Sex is a simple base-pleasure. Some of us are beyond such nonsense. We're dealing with Forms and Ideas. |
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i read that was "we're dealing with Forums and Ideas." i still want to hear this bloody joke, i want to try it on my girlfriend and see if she'll downgrade me to BFF status. |
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oh i get it now... |
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Do you really get it, though? All you look for is that shining vagina, those bobbling udders. There's more to life then sex, you shallow farmer! |
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Girls are mythical. I wish they were real. |
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Not sure if you intended this, but that's like saying you rather stick to pics and clips instead of the real deal. hahahaha But yeah, real sex is very simple based, but for some people incredibly complex to acquire. You're already beyond that, of course. |
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hey i didnt screw up, i was just being paranoid apparantly. |
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Oh, well done! Well done, aren't you cool, now you've got that glistening vagina to ruin with your smelly, pink, twitching little sausage-stick. |
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Best Fuck-Friends? Forever!? |
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No, more like "Friends With Benefits". Makes it sound more subtle. |
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deal |
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Show me |
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hit on her friends.... if you were good in the sack they'll respond kindly |
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