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rob fragilenine from ... on 2001-06-08 16:52 [#00008767]



My apples have rolled downhill,
My toads were quite amazed.
I forced my cat to eat a pill,
that made my dog become crazed.

Now you might recall the creamed cat incident of 1984, but I
think it was a little bit of Notify me of future replies.
Post.

I shall moo when the cows are around as part of my
ventriloquist act. This will attract a herd of small ants
into an elephant's wrist. Surely my pet slug will alert the
electrical pulses coming from the dog's mouth, but nobody
can be sure.

Please do not feed the bible.

Electronic shock follows wheat building tables.

Clocks tick at the pace at which my pet donkey says the word
'AieeeeeE' (with a capital E on the end.). This makes me
very happy, because I get to watch the Masters Of Slosh play
at Sloshfest 2001. Various Trock Puppies will also be
playing there, I am very excited about that.

I remember the days when I used to go outside with my
gramophone and play a sloshmachine concert in my front yard.
But soon the authorities took it away from me (my front
yard) so whenever I walk out of my house, I fall into a
vortex where nothing exists. This makes me angry.

... No, Harold! I can't moo like a cow!


 

Glitch from New Zealand on 2001-06-08 17:54 [#00008770]



Oh My God, ME TOO !!! :)


 


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