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offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2006-12-23 10:30 [#02020902]
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i hate christmas. since my parents got divorced about 5
years ago christmas is all about lying to each other how
woderful our lifes are and how we love each other.

and i guess that's not only the situation in our family - i
guess that's whats it all about.

it's also the time that i actually have to come home see
everyone that i left when i went to my studies to another
city. just thought i would have a few months of peace - no
because it's christmas and i have to fake smile for three
days now.

i absolutely hate the christmas chaos in town when everyone
is panicking about getting their presents and buying stuff
to eat. fuckin christ christmas is always the same day so
why can't they learn to buy things before that? seriously
when i would spend another 10 minutes in town i would
probably kill someone.

oh and i'm already waiting for my dumb presents which summed
would cost the same as one really good thing that i actually
would want.

fuck christmas. let's boycott christmas and go get drunk.
yeah i'm leaving and not getting home before i'm drunk as
fuck.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-12-23 10:40 [#02020904]
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congs


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-23 10:40 [#02020905]
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one good thing that comes out of divorce - you get twice as
many christmas presents because both parents buy loads to
try to make it seem like they love their kids more than the
other one.


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2006-12-23 10:43 [#02020906]
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that's so untrue man. you have no idea.

it's not that i hate christmas more because of that divorce
thing - i got over it so long ago.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2006-12-23 10:45 [#02020907]
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yes, i don't think jesus would be happy to be in the midst
of a christmas shopping crowd either.

It's not nice of you to say bad stuff about your presents
though! Bad sadist!


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-12-23 10:46 [#02020908]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular | Followup to Ezkerraldean: #02020905



yeah great reason for years of emotional trauma, douchebag.

i'm inclined to agree about christmas tho.
its good when you're a kid, but

1) not religious

2) commericalism gone mad

3) season of good will. why can't people be nice all year
round?

4) expensive.

i'm going into town to get drunk.



 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-12-23 11:07 [#02020912]
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number 2 is hard for me


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-12-23 11:30 [#02020915]
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the only thing i like about christmas is that feeling you
get... total relaxation.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-12-23 12:21 [#02020923]
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zoo zoo's pedals,zoo zoo's pedals


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-12-23 12:22 [#02020924]
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petals


 

offline taking_the_piz on 2006-12-23 15:24 [#02020947]
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this thread just cried for me to pez here. and i must say, i
feel pretty comfortable doing so.

happy pizmas morons!


 

offline Sandy from Morocco (Morocco) on 2006-12-23 18:05 [#02020977]
Points: 1493 Status: Regular



I'm a moron... and it's almost Christmas... Can I be a
Christmas moron, guys?


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2006-12-24 03:31 [#02021022]
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you are an official christmas moron now


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-12-24 07:16 [#02021041]
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at least i'm off worrk


 

offline Archrival on 2006-12-24 07:17 [#02021042]
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Ho ho ho, merry christmas!


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2006-12-24 07:37 [#02021044]
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yeah of course my dad wasn't inteligent enough to give a
present to my sister's husband.

merry christmas everybody. shall it be better than mine.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-12-24 07:46 [#02021045]
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rreally, yourr chrristmas isn't that bad. ok, it's not like
it is in the films but whose is? you say you have to fake
smile forr 3 days etc... no you don't. i could choose to
make my chrristmas horrrrible, but i'm not going to, just
stay out of the way, i do. i go to the pub overr chrristmas
and i'm happy


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-12-24 09:53 [#02021057]
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the sooner it's over, the better


 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-24 10:39 [#02021066]
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at least you have relatives you moany cunt. mine are all on
fire out the backgarden.


 

offline osiris from Canterbury on 2006-12-24 13:11 [#02021094]
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theres worse stuff that could happen, you could lose your
legs. But yeah, merry piss shitmas.


 


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