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yesterday I went into victoria's secret when I was christmas shopping with two (girl) friends. I felt like an old grandmother; I was appalled by how everything was an index for sex. everything is named sexual, everything is presented sexually, everything is intollerably sexy, in fact, most things have "SEXY" written right on them in fake diamonds. It's all really very lewd, not to mention the orange-skinned pieces-of-shit "boobed mammals" (wmw 2006) that are at home in such a place. but there wasn't anything really sexual. That is, everything just points to sex. those orange girls would surely be scared off if there was any real sex in there, and the place would be considered a sex shop; but the place clearly is, to me at least, they just need a guy on a rotating platform masterbating to all the "sexy" merchandise I don't get out much |
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it was my day off yesterday |
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You don't get out much, but when you do you go in style! Christmas shopping with two girlfriends in Victoria's Sercret! You should come out of the closet. You just can't hide that you're a chick-magnet. You're only frustrating yourself AND all those other girls. |
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its sort of about convincing people that they have to purchase their sex appeal or sexual urges, but this has been a strategy for all kinds of products for years... its just these kind of shops are right at the base of the idea being sold and when you look at it that close it just looks absurd. i mean you could conceivably think a flashy car will get you some poontang, but you really dont need any specialist equipment specifically for sexxing |
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dont be such a prude |
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isn't that what they're all about, though? suggesting sex? Isn't that what lingerie is, as opposed to underwear? I know what you mean, though, in a way.. I'm not particularly turned on by most of the weird cut lingerie they have there, but get a girl in a nice, tight corset and I'm all hers! |
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that's like saying you read playboy and you were appauled because it was full of boobies |
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i think i'll head down there right now |
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Do they stock "Slim Jims"? |
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i went to a toy store and everything had this this suggested "play-ness" to it, i was so appauled i wrote about it on the internet |
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:O |
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Funny. I was thinking about the same thing today. About our civilisation that is only about buying things and advertise them as sexual. Everything is sexual these days - a snack, shoes, trousers, socks, coke, watches, dvdplayers, ipods - everything, every fucking billboard or banner on the street tells you: "YOU SHOULD BUY AND FUCK". Even Santa Claus is one sexy motherfucker this year - I am thinking of giving him a bj to deserve a present. PATHETIC. |
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what snacks and dvd players are sexual i want to get into them |
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KinderBueno and Philips are. |
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every snack is sexual if you stick it up your ass... |
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don't do that. Especially not with a skittle or fizz wizz |
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use M&M's, honey! they don't melt, honey. just stick'em up your arse in the morning and poop them out in the evening after having had a jam-packed day of bubbly thrills and fun. |
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if it hits the right spot. mmmmmmmm... |
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too much honey...i suck |
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the kinder bueno advert is an outrage. |
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