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wizards teeth from Inside a Pig\\\'s Throat on 2001-06-08 13:05 [#00008724] | |||||||||
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600 500 456 I am unable how many children I have fathered to a Beta Max Video recorder called Mary. I met her at a local car boot sale approximately 5 years ago. It was an on off relationship to start with, she refused to allow me to take her for a meal, reason being that she had no mouth or digestive system. I eventually obtained her telephone number, things developed and the relationship became serious. We decided to marry, I aksed her father for permission (a toaster named Ian). He agreed and we tied the not in a hot air baloon above Bristol City's Football ground. As a celebration I threw some boiled eggs at a Giraffe's throat. I had a brilliant stag night. All of my friends came : 1. Bob the kettle 2. A piece of meat 3. Bob Hoskin's index finger 4. A broken chair 5. Michael Barrymoor's wrist 6. Sixty Wigs (These were Gatecrashers, I did not mind as I was in a good mood). We had an eventful evening, the itnarary was as follows: 9pm - Started to drink a hat filled with Hen Gravy 9.01pm - 11.00pm - Repeated the word "Land-Mine" until my lungs deflated 11.01pm - Went to bed Today I love everything that sounds like biscuits. Bye |
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Ya Kanza on 2001-06-08 16:56 [#00008768] | |||||||||
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Ok then! |
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Chilled from up in yo ass with the resurrection! on 2001-06-08 20:13 [#00008788] | |||||||||
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God bless ya wizard! May you and your beta thingy have eternal nights of mismatched lovemaking,etc. |
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