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wizards teeth from Inside a Pig\\\'s Throat on 2001-06-08 13:05 [#00008724]



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I am unable how many children I have fathered to a Beta Max
Video recorder called Mary.

I met her at a local car boot sale approximately 5 years
ago. It was an on off relationship to start with, she
refused to allow me to take her for a meal, reason being
that she had no mouth or digestive system. I eventually
obtained her telephone number, things developed and the
relationship became serious.

We decided to marry, I aksed her father for permission
(a toaster named Ian). He agreed and we tied the not in a
hot air baloon above Bristol City's Football ground.

As a celebration I threw some boiled eggs at a Giraffe's
throat.

I had a brilliant stag night.

All of my friends came :

1. Bob the kettle

2. A piece of meat

3. Bob Hoskin's index finger

4. A broken chair

5. Michael Barrymoor's wrist

6. Sixty Wigs (These were Gatecrashers, I did not mind as I
was in a good mood).

We had an eventful evening, the itnarary was as follows:

9pm - Started to drink a hat filled with Hen Gravy

9.01pm - 11.00pm - Repeated the word "Land-Mine" until my
lungs deflated

11.01pm - Went to bed

Today I love everything that sounds like biscuits.

Bye


 

Ya Kanza on 2001-06-08 16:56 [#00008768]



Ok then!


 

Chilled from up in yo ass with the resurrection! on 2001-06-08 20:13 [#00008788]



God bless ya wizard! May you and your beta thingy have
eternal nights of mismatched lovemaking,etc.


 


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