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wizards teeth
from Inside a Pig\\\'s Throat on 2001-06-08 13:05 [#00008724]
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I am unable how many children I have fathered to a Beta Max Video recorder called Mary.
I met her at a local car boot sale approximately 5 years ago. It was an on off relationship to start with, she refused to allow me to take her for a meal, reason being that she had no mouth or digestive system. I eventually obtained her telephone number, things developed and the relationship became serious.
We decided to marry, I aksed her father for permission (a toaster named Ian). He agreed and we tied the not in a hot air baloon above Bristol City's Football ground.
As a celebration I threw some boiled eggs at a Giraffe's throat.
I had a brilliant stag night.
All of my friends came :
1. Bob the kettle
2. A piece of meat
3. Bob Hoskin's index finger
4. A broken chair
5. Michael Barrymoor's wrist
6. Sixty Wigs (These were Gatecrashers, I did not mind as I was in a good mood).
We had an eventful evening, the itnarary was as follows:
9pm - Started to drink a hat filled with Hen Gravy
9.01pm - 11.00pm - Repeated the word "Land-Mine" until my lungs deflated
11.01pm - Went to bed
Today I love everything that sounds like biscuits.
Bye
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Ya Kanza
on 2001-06-08 16:56 [#00008768]
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Ok then!
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Chilled
from up in yo ass with the resurrection! on 2001-06-08 20:13 [#00008788]
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God bless ya wizard! May you and your beta thingy have eternal nights of mismatched lovemaking,etc.
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